The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Ghidora131]

Granted, unfortunately it's very tiny, so we all get crushed because physical mass cannot exist in large quantities inside a small space.

 

 

I wish I had more butterscotch pudding.

[Dallior]

Granted, but Vezon eats it all.

 

I wish I had an XBOX ONE

[Squill da squid]

granted but it got smashed by raidak.

 

 

 

i wish i had a sonic screwdriver.

[Dallior]

Granted, but you are immediately teleported to a room made out of nothing but wood.

 

I WISH THAT VEZON WOULDN'T CONSTANTLY HACK ME!!

[Squill da squid]

granted but instead Raidak does

 

 

 

 

 i wish Ed was taller

[Ride Another Day]

He becomes taller, but smashes your roof, causing it to fall on you.

 

 

 

I wish the next person won't reply.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, no one with the username The_Next_Person replies.

 

I wish this wish was metaphorical.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but since this wish was metaphorical, I can't grant it. Which means you get a normal wish, which would be to make it metaphorical, so you don't get your wish granted, which means you get a normal wish, which would be to make it metaphorical, so you don't get your wish granted, which means you get a normal wish, which would be to make it metaphorical, so you don't get your wish granted, which means you get a normal wish, and at this point the paradox you created tears the universe apart.

 

I wish for a (different) paradox.

[Dallior]

Granted, it is the paradox that powers the PARADOX CELL that traps the TARDIS in that one episode of Doctor Who, and the Doctor (and by extension everyone) dies. The end

 

I wish for a FREE TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD!

[Archer Vonn]

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

 

however, disney world has gotten very immersive this year as a part of the campaign for the upcoming star wars movie. as a result, you have been recruited into the stormtrooper training program and will spend the rest of your life in an imaginary military, all the while being paid for by your parents who should've read the fine print on their admission passes.

 

i wish i was the most creative man on the world with a mind capable of withstanding my own creativity

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but my mind isn't *explodes*

 

I wish my mind hadn't exploded.

[Dallior]

Granted, it just grows to a grotesque size, who's weight is too much for your neck and you die.

 

 

I wish these wishes weren't so morbid.

[JAG18]

Granted, but then everyone stops playing 'cause it's no fun anymore.  =P

 

I wish my life was more exciting.  

[McNugget]

Granted, but it becomes so noisy and exciting, that strobe lights blind you, And music set to way too loud, that it deafens you

 

I wish this wish made a clone of me to wish this exact wish, and repeats 7 billion times, until the 7 billionth wishes for a cat, and so ill have and army of myself to achieve world domination. and also steal all the bionicle 2015 sets from lego, and become president of the world

[Dallior]

GRANTED, but all of your clones rebel against each other and THE WORLD ENDS.

 

I wish THE LEGO MOVIE 2 would come out sooner

[McNugget]

Granted, but its 25 seconds, thats 15 seconds longer than the trailer,

 

I wish that this wish could not be currupted, therefore unable to be granted

[Dallior]

GRANTED, but... what? FORUM EXPLODES

 

Nevermind/.

 

I wish that EVERYTHING WAS AWESOME!

[McNugget]

Granted, but then awsome will become normal and no longer as awesome, so then you would have to wish it  several more times, but i've granted you 2 out of 3 wishes, so you'll have to find another genie

 

I wish I could wish ONE-MILLION MORE TIMES, and so I would need quite a collection of magic genie lamps

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[Nescent]

Granted, but all of the genie lamps are buried in random places.

 

I wish I didn't have to make it to my appointment tomorrow.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, you are kidnapped by aliens and therefore cannot make it to your appointment.

 

I wish that cows had green spots.

[McNugget]

Granted, but that means they are terribly ill, and die in 726.3627 seconds

 

I wish to have all the bohrok sets

[Nescent]

Granted, but they become real and swarm your house.

 

I wish to have all the 2015 Bionicle sets.

[McNugget]

Granted, But the become real and you become a makuta, so they Harm you alot, because the dont kill their enemys

 

I wish For 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bucks!

[Nescent]

Granted, but they arrive in the form of 1 dollar bills and fill up your house with all the fans on.

 

I wish for a unicorn.

[McNugget]

Granted, but its a stuffed unicorn, who's color scheme is all the different shades of vomit

 

I wish for a new dryer(Srsly, mine isnt working)

[Nescent]

Granted, but you get my old dryer, which also isn't working.

 

I wish I could live in the Elder Scrolls universe for about a month.

[McNugget]

Granted, but as soon as you get there, it is destroyed by 9000 Mosquitoes

 

I wish that it was Jan. 1st 2015 so I could get the bionicle sets

 

And yes, im prepared for you to say "Granted, but legos sold out of them" 

[Nescent]

Granted, but the sets were delayed by a month.

 

I wish I could control my hair with my mind.

[McNugget]

Granted, but you go bald

 

I wish I could Use telekinesis

[Nescent]

Granted, but everything you grab telekinetically slaps you in the face.

 

I wish I could pause time at will and move around freely.

[Zaveno]

Granted, but everyone else can move around freely as well.

 

 

I wish I could have a mug that would fill with iced tea whenever I wanted it to.

[Nescent]

Granted, but it has a hole in the bottom.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but VERY SLOWLY.

 

I wish shoe horns were swords.

[Nik the Three]

They are, but when you was putting on your shoes, shoe horn get stuck in your foot and you had to walk with it whole day.

 

I wish Matoran Universe wasn't giant robot

[McNugget]

Granted, but ours becomes one instead

 

I wish That this wish wasnt curropted, therefore breaking the rules of the game, and the person below me gets banned from the forums, and the game ends, but then I wish that this wish hadnt happened, so I would be able to wish this exact wish again, and cause a paradox

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you're swallowed by the black hole you've created

 

I wish for the power of Shazam from DC comics

[Dallior]

Granted, but you are annihilated by the FBI.

 

I WISH FOR A UNICORN

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but it's microscopic and you accidentally squash it.

 

I wish someone would check the orbital velocity of the moon.

[Nescent]

Granted, but the person who checked it is deaf, blind, and dumb and unable to share his findings (don't ask how he was able to check it...)

 

I wish that I could live in a secluded cave.

[Dallior]

Granted, but the bear who formerly lived in the cave thinks you are it's mate and you have a big, happy family!

 

I wish that this forum ended. (not really, just want to see what you guys will do)