Ghidora131 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Granted, a real, working, life size The Joker steaIs them and kills you. There goes being more awesome than Av. I wish I had a non-working, completely dysfunctional Mask Of Creation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 When you use it the entire CIA/NSA database gets uploaded into your head, then an attractive blonde woman comes from the CIA to kill you maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Um, next wish please? Anyway, I wish the internet disposed of that terrible Google for all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 You now have to use Ask.com for the rest of your miserable life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 since you didn't have a wish, you are now dog poo I wish for a full, perfect condition set of Nidhiki Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 It's transported to you from another person's collection, and they use their wish to find you and kill you. I wish this wish was not corruptible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Johnson Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Granted the wish is not corruptible but you didnt wish for anything so nothing changes... I wish doctor who season 8 came out today. Edited August 12, 2014 by MrPerson Quote :afro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Granted, 8 doctors from the world health organization came out of retirement for the 8th time. I wish for a chip. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 granted. here's a buffalo chip. I wish for a Mata Nui Online Game 3 Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Granted, but the responsibility for coding it is on you. And if you aren't on an impossible schedule, you are tazed throughout the night. I wish I had a taser. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, but I steal it. No, I use it on myself! I wish I wasn't so odd. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 congrats. you're now an even number I wish I had the same power Gambit (from X-Men) has Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Granted, but you end up blowing yourself up. I wish my GameCube worked. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 congrats, it works, but can only show the intro screen I wish for a life-sized, fully functional Kanohi Calix Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Granted, but you can't use it because you're not a Toa. I wish I had better studying habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Granted, but you still fail everything anyway. I wish my GameCube showed more than just the loading screen and I could play my games on it without a hitch. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted. It shows you a screen that says, "Why are you playing with fossils?" I wish for the power of Shazam Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted. You can identify any music you hear. I wish I was a better runner. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you can't stop running and run straight into a volcano. I wish I had one of every Bionicle set. Edited August 16, 2014 by Kung Fu Pyro Quote "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, but they're all brokenI wish my sprite could move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 granted. the bottle spills I wish I had the abilities of the superhero Shazam Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted, but you can only activate it when on BZP, and using words that I can't explicitly say here and now. Granted. It shows you a screen that says, "Why are you playing with fossils?" I wish I didn't feel so insulted. I just upgraded to PS2 today! Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted, you feel ashamed instead. I wish I could travel in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 granted. you travel back to the Jurassic Era, where you are stepped on by a stegosaurus (pm me if you understood that reference) I wish I could go on tour with the band Shinedown Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted. But you brain explodes from over-excitement. I wish I owned an X-wing starfighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 granted. here''s the mini LEGO version they just released I wish I could watch Guardians of the Galaxy again Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted. You realize how terrible it was this time around (kidding!) I wish I had the UCS Tumbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 granted. Batman runs it over in his Tumbler Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (Dude... That would be worth it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 since you didn't wish for something, you are now stuck in the form of a carrot forever. I wish for a misprint Kanohi Jutlin Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, but I must be removed from my carrot state first. I wish for justice. Edited August 19, 2014 by Jakura Nuva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 granted. Nightwing bashes your face in, after you corrupt the wish of a little kid. Happy now? I wish for a trans-yellow Kanohi Volitak Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (Dude... That's still worth it.) Granted, but it's unbelievably fragile. I wish for an Infinity Stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted. you disintegrate after touching it Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Uh oh, you're a carrot! I wish for eternal life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but you can only exist in a pocket dimension where you are the only one there and live alone the rest of your eternal life. I wish I had more time to do homework. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but now you have less time for everything else in life. Good luck getting to the bathroom. I wish for a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted. You are now a pig with a saddle, and the carrot is on a stick. I wish I had infinite Steam money. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but you purchases are limited to old, glitchy games. I wish I was chosen by Batman to be the next Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toa grimlock Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but the Joker kidnaps you and straps you to a bomb. I wish I could pilot Gypsy Danger without being injured or killed Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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