The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[John Smith]

Granted; now you can't help but work yourself to exhaustion.

 

I wish I could breathe normally and underwater.

[Toa Kayn]

You breath normally and are under water. Water flows into your lungs and you die.

 

I wish I was wished a wish that became a wish.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you can't wish on the wish-turned-wish wished for you.

 

I wish I was Frozone.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted. THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR!

 

I wish I was spider man

[ActivePalpitation]

Granted, but you become a Disney Infinity Spider man figure.

 

I wish I had MAG1KS

[UngluedBike]

Granted. Here are your Magical Automated Gangsters with 1 Kilogram of Shoes.

 

I wish for a cat.

[John Smith]

Granted. It's a feral lion with rabies.

 

I wish I knew how to fly an airplane.

[UngluedBike]

Granted, but you constantly need to go to the toilet, so none of your flights last more than 30 seconds.

[JAG18]

I cannot corrupt that wish for it is nothing!

 

I wish the country of Wallachia still existed.  

[Ghidora131]

Granted, they have triple the nukes as everybody else and destroy the world.

 

I wish Ungluedbike had a wish.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but no one could figure out how to corrupt it.

 

I wish I had some artistic skills.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but some isn't necessarily a large amount...

 

I wish I could recognise any song that crops into my head immediately.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you can never vocalize this information or use it in any meaningful way.

 

I wish I could control the flow of time.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but you go to the past and get killed by Hitler, ending your life in the future and your ability to control time.

 

I wish Hapori tohu was Hapori tofu again.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but as a result someone confuses him for regular tofu and eats him.

 

I wish that I had more time on my hands.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you now have two watches.

 

I wish  people understood what the word Antidisestablishmentarianism meant.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you must now explain.

 

I wish for a real, fully-functional Rorschach mask from Watchmen 

[Jahu]

Granted. It's stolen from you within the hour.

 

I wish for my cellphone to start working again. ;__;

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[Ghidora131]

Granted. I steal it. Oops.

 

I wish all toasters toast toast.

[-Windrider-]

Granted, but how much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?

 

I wish for more musical prowess.

[Jahu]

Congratulations! You are a world-renowned kazooist!

 

I wish for $15.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, and there's totally no muggings in the world.(sarcasm)

 

I wish Avmatoran remembered his bohrok form, and hoy awesome It was.

[Jahu]

Granted. He goes mad from the revelation and kills himself.

 

I wish for an AA battery.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but people who see your request typing give you a /\/\ Battery instead.

 

I wish M batteries were real.

[Jahu]

Granted. Touching it kills you.

 

I wish I could see Guardians of the Galaxy.

[John Smith]

Granted. You can't hear it.

 

I wish the original versions of the Star Wars movies would be released on Blu-ray.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but you don't have anything that can play Blu-ray.

 

I wish I had some chocolate

[Ghidora131]

Granted, Jonny depp steals it and makes a terrible Wonka's chocolate factory movie.

 

I wish rockets were more accessible to me only.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you are eaten by genetically-modified raccoons.

 

I wish I had Star-Lord's helmet

[Ghidora131]

Granted. Anyone who was smart enough not to watch that movie (myself included) comes and beats the living daylights out of you.

 

I wish Dr. Jonathan crane had a Rorschach mask after he got out of the hospital.  

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. I then hack your face off.

 

I wish ghidora131 didn't insult Guardians of the Galaxy

[JAG18]

Granted, but instead he insults YO MAMA.

 

I wish I knew better yo mama jokes.  

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but everybody else insults YO MAMA instead.

 

I wish Rorschach had died in a tar pit. (ouch, Dr. crane)

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. a test is now in La Brea.

 

I wish I wasn't attacked by Killer Croc

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you get attacked by the Lizard.

 

I wish HPs were more competent.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, Horrible Pixies are now better at being horrible

 

I wish I had my driver's license

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, YOU CRASH INTO A TREE

 

I WISH FOR A GIANT MOTH

[The Undertaken]

Granted, it carries you away, never to be seen again.

 

I wish I had the cure for cancer

[Ghidora131]

Granted, unfortunately, you die of a common cold.

 

I wish Horrible pixies had not been invented just now.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but then new ones come from another dimension.

 

I wish that I could have an uncorrupted wish.