The value of the Internet is that we all equally have a voice But remember that not all voices should be equally valued Meditate on this and your jimmies shall never be rustled again
The day was December 25th, 2002; Christmas Day, if memory serves. A 12 year old boy who was not yet known as SPIRIT online received Pokémon: Crystal Version as a gift from his parents under the guise of Santa Claus (in order to fool his younger sister into believing that magic and wonder were real). This boy had already played Gold and Silver Versions. Why did he then ask for Crystal, which was effectively the exact same game with only a few changes? Certainly not even he knows... Regardless
So I'm playing LEGO: Lord of the Rings (because there was a Steam sale a while back and because I am the Lord of Procrastination), when I notice something strange. I turned on the Red Brick for Boss Disguises (which adds silly things to the bosses in the games), and then I fought Sauron. Gameplay shot. Cutscene. He's totally Kulta the Skull Grinder! See? Not only do they have golden masks with long spikes coming out the top, but they both carry giant black and orange maces! And this isn'
SPIRIT: Excuse me, sir. How much did you pay for that fedora? Person: Why, I paid twenty dollars for it. Why do you ask? SPIRIT: *takes fedora and throws it in the nearest waste receptacle* Here's twenty bucks. Buy yourself LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. I think for the most part we've managed to quell the fedora outbreak, but there are still a few stragglers out there who need to be dealt with before we're safe altogether. While I'm raising funds for this project, I'm also taking ideas
Lets play a game. I'll type a whole story using only autocorrect suggestions. Let's see what we get: The fact I can see it as an excuse for the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day I have to go ba
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Hmm, I think I should buy some tea. What kind of tea should I buy? Maybe I'll buy a whole bunch of different teas to see which ones I prefer. A varie-TEA pack. ... What have I become?
That awkward moment when you're pretty sure you've Streetpassed someone you know, but it's so improbable that they would have a 3DS that you're not sure how to bring it up in conversation with them. Is there a lengthy German word to describe this emotion?
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Bishop Alan Grant: Episcopaleontologist "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, bones to mineralized remains." "He died and rose again in 20 million days." "I can't reach that excavation plot, I can only move diagonally!" And yes, , there will be feathers.
Guys I think I found some LEAKED SCREENSHOTS from an upcoming video game based on Bionicle 2015! Here's Skull Basher and here's Skull Warrior. I'll post more if I find any. Should I report this to the BZP news? My thoughts: It's cool and all that Lego is making video games again, but I really don't see this one being that successful. Certainly not the sort of thing I would spend 424 hours playing.
Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I humbly present you the crown jewel of Ta-Metru's Duty Line. It's the first weapons system to incorporate the latest in proprietary Launching Technology. They say that the best weapon is the one that you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree! I prefer… the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dume did it, that's how Metru Nui does it… and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find a
So today marks 365 days of me living in Australia (in addition to it being Canada Day) and it's certainly been an interesting year for me. In this entry, I will talk about my average interaction when meeting an Australian for the first time. When Australians hear me speak, it doesn't take long for them to realize that something is awry. The more tentative Australians will ask where I'm from, but the bolder ones will flat out guess, which I always find much more interesting. To some Australi
How do ghosts' clothes work? I mean, you don't normally see naked ghosts. They usually wear what they were wearing when they died. Does this mean their clothes died too? When I wear a hole in something and throw it out, does that mean I kill it? Or does it specifically have to be worn by someone as they die? Could there be a postmortem industry of getting terminally ill patients to wear many layers of clothing to help boost the phantom economy by ghostifying a whole bunch of clothing a
Some are born great some achieve greatness and others have greatness thrust upon them. And then there's Bionicle, where everything is Great This and Great That. More like a Great Lack of Adjectives, am I right?
Spiders and scorpions don't have skulls! They're arthropods, which means they have exoskeletons! The Skull Spiders and Skull Scorpio are phonies! Hey everyone! These guys are great big phonies!
An engineer, a pilot, a journalist, an athlete, a soldier, and a dead translator all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "too soon!"
Hey folks. As you are my very close and personal friends, I thought the very least I could do for you is offer you an AMAZING INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY. That's right. You, yes you, could have a once in a lifetime opportunity to invest in greatness. If you can help me raise $10 000 (AUD, CAD, or USD -- they're all more or less equivalent these days), then I can sortofalmostmaybe guarantee all sorts of great stuff. Uh.. Flash PSAs with Bionicle characters? You liked those, right? And how
An open letter to the people who like the things that I do not like: Get over yourselves! Who do you think you are liking those things? Have you no self-respect? Have you no shame? They say there's no accounting for bad taste, but you take the cake. I bet you even took the worst flavour of cake. You have formed your opinions on incorrect or incomplete information and I lament the waste of humanity that you have become because of it. An open letter to the people who do not like the th
So I was at a party a few weeks back and someone brought some cheese. I was excited because it looked very much like the Camembert cheese I had enjoyed when I spent a year in France, but when I tried some, it didn't taste quite right -- sort of dull and flavourless. Some Internet research later revealed that the cheese served at the party was Brie cheese. Brie, as it turns out, is virtually indistinguishable from Camembert, with the exception that Camembert has more flavour. That's when it h
I didn't ask for this... I didn't ask for any of this... I didn't want to go back to school, to be a student again. Writing papers... Cramming for tests... Using public transport with a heavy backpack... I wanted To be A lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my b
