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Skyrim Adventure, Part 33: In Which I Cut Off My Ring Finger

for those of you not familiar with the Assassin's Creed series, the title refers the practice of cutting off one's ring finger when joining the Assassins   I returned to Windhelm, as I had heard about someone trying to summon the Dark Brotherhood. I broke into a house and found a boy performing the Black Sacrament to summon a Brotherhood member. He thought he was successful and that I was an assassin. He didn't believe that I wasn't, and said my contract was to kill Grelod the Kind, the owner of

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 32: In Which I Become The King Of Thieves

I continued doing Thieves quests in order to improve the Guild. I did enough for the remaining two cities, Markarth and Solitude, and started the special missions. Markarth's involved retrieving a stolen item. While I was traveling, I fought an Ancient Dragon. With the Razor, I instakilled it with the first strike. B) I arrived at the location to find a regular looking shack. The item was nowhere to be found. Then I noticed a secret button that moved the bookcase to reveal a SECRET PASSAGE. Ther

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 31: In Which I Do A Whole Lotta Thieving

I decided to wrap up a few misc quests. First I went to Yngvild to find the ravings of a mad Necromancer. I fought through some ghosts and Draugr. I found several of his journals along the way. He was sitting on a throne in the final room with a ghost next to him. I killed him and left with his four journals in my possession Next I went to Yngol Barrow with a Dragon Claw I had gotten long ago. There were strange bluish orbs that followed me around. Nothing ever happened with them and they were n

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 30: In Which I Go To (And Return From) The Afterlife

I returned to the College of Winterhold to see if Arniel's experiment was a success. Upon arrival I and several mages fought an Ancient Dragon. I talked to another mage who said that a rift had been opened by the Eye and I need to close it. I made it to Arniel; turns out he was missing yet another item. The courier had gone missing, so I went out to find him and the package. I arrived to a cave full of spiders. Surprise surprise, he's dead. I grabbed the item, a dagger, and returned it. Arniel s

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 29: In Which I'm On A Boat

I set out to Dawnstar to help East Empire Trading by dealing with some pirates. I spoke to one, seeking information on their base of operations. He wouldn't talk so I beat it out of him. I walked around town picking up more quests, including finding 3 pieces of a Daedric weapon, and figuring out why all the citizens were having nightmares. I decided to do the nightmare quest, and traveled with a priest of Mara to nearby ruins. The culprit of these nightmares was a Daedric Prince(ss). They sure l

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 28: In Which I Become A Homicide Detective

I went after the staff that Enthir wanted. When I got to the cave, I fought a named dragon. He was pretty weak. Inside I found myself fighting many powerful mages. One point in particular was very tough because it was a bottleneck that essentially funneled me into their attacks. It worked the other way as well, but considering it was 4 against 1, staying in the open led to a quick death. In the final chamber I learned the third word of Fire Breath. I returned the staff and was given a deformed S

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 27: In Which I Go Treasure Hunting

The next quest I decided to do... well, I'm not sure where I got it. I think it had something to do with the named Draugr from part 25. It was for investigating the Gauldur legend. I fast traveled to East Empire Trading and set off. There was a Stone near by, the Aprrentice Stone, and I stopped by before continuing. There was a journal near the entrance to the dungeon. The man was some sort of treasure hunter. I went inside and found a dead adventurer, never a good sign. After uneventful Draugr

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 26: In Which I Escape The Labyrinth

The librarian informed me that the book we need happened to be stolen when a student left to join a cult. I headed to their hangout. Inside I fought my way through mages. Guess their member count is taking quite a dive this time of year hehehe. I made it to the final chamber where the leader, The Caller (what a lame name), was hanging out with the books. I persuaded her to let me take them and be on my way instead of fighting. I grabbed the books, then killed her anyway. WHOOPS When I arrived ba

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 25: In Which I Become A Bird

Karliah and I went to the Thieves hideout and proved Mercer's treachery. They opened the vault to find he had taken everything, including plans for the greatest heist of all time ever! I was tasked with breaking into Mercer's house to find out where he's gone. I fought through his guards and found a "Suspicious Cabinet." Gee, that's not telling at all. It had a false back that led underground. The path was lined with traps. I found proof that Mercer was going to try and pull off the greatest hei

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 24: In Which I Turn Into A Ghost To Kill A Ghost

I decided to do a quest for the Bards and find King Olaf's lost verse. I fast traveled to the nearest location and fought a Blood Dragon. On several occasions it landed far enough away from me that I was no longer considered to be in combat. Eventually I killed it and got to the dungeon. I fought my way through the undead and found a magically sealed door. I couldn't break it, so I continued on. I found the book. The ghost that had been “leading” me though the place was there. Apparently he had

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 23: In Which I Become A Ghostbuster, Again, Again: Royalty Edition

I decided to do a quest for Falk Firebeard (WHAT A NAME) and clear out a cave. I fast traveled to the Meridia statue, which was the closest location, and ended up facing a Frost Dragon. Interestingly, a Frost Dragon spawned the last time I fast traveled here; it must be cursed! As I continued to the cave, I witnessed a Thug murder the man I stole a horse for before. Apparently Maven Black-Briar ordered the hit. I hate Maven and felt bad for the guy, so I killed the Thug. I made it to the cave an

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 22: In Which I Take An Arrow To The Chest

I set out to Solitude by fast traveling to the nearest location, Meridia's statue. Upon arrival I faced a FROST DRAGON. It was pretty tough, but manageable. I made it to Solitude just in time to watch someone get beheaded. Youch. I wandered around town learning the layout and talking to citizens. The Bard College is here... interesting, I guess? I decided to do a quest for a guy who asked me to find his master in the Jarl's palace. I asked about gaining entry to the abandoned wing where his mast

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 21: In Which I Fight Spiritual Gelatin

I talked to Farkas, who asked me to clear out a Forsworn camp. And by “camp,” I mean one guy living in a tent. When I returned Farkas told me he no longer wanted to be a Werewolf. We traveled back to Ysgramor's Tomb, fought his wolf spirit, and left. I returned to Whiterun and talked to Vilkas; he, too, wanted to be cleansed. I did a repeat of before, then returned to Aela. She located the last Totem. On our way there, we came across some bears. They're even easier than before. Gotta love when e

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 20: In Which I Visit An Old Friend

I talked to Aela after returning the Totem, hoping we would set out after another. Instead, she wanted me to help citizens of Markarth. Apparently a Snow Bear had gotten into the Warrens. I fast traveled there, killed it with ease, and fast traveled back. She told me some people had requested the Companions clear out a cave. I made it to the cave to find it inhabited by a single Troll. I killed it and returned. I was getting tired of these pointless quests, so I asked Vilkas if he needed anythin

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 19: In Which I Poison The Waterhole

I decided to start things off with the Thieves' quest, so I snuck into the bee farm via sewers. I also snuck through the house, as killing isn't a thief's way. I had to use my Imperial power to calm a guard that I wouldn't be able to sneak by. I stole the guy's key, looted his safe, and got the heck outta there. I then went to another island with a view of the hives and slung fire at them from afar; there were too many mercs for me to sneak past. I returned and was told Maven Black-Briar herself

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 18: In Which I Become A Ghostbuster, Again: Companions Edition

alternative title: In Which I Go Hunting For Witches, Again: Beheading Edition   I decided to tackle the Lexicon quest, and fast traveled to the nearest location. I fought a Dragon on my way there. The place happened to be some Dwarven ruins... I don't like Dwarven ruins. Inside I came across Dwarven Spiders for the first time. They zapped me a lot. Of course, the ruins also contained my old buddies, the Dwarven Spheres. Now that I'm a higher level I can actually handle them. Eventually I made i

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 17: In Which I Am The Law, Again: Drug Bust Edition

I decided to head to Riften. On the way there, I fought a Blood Dragon. Supposedly dragons are pretty easy to beat once you're a high enough level; well, I'm not there yet, and this dragon took a few lives to beat. I saw a Standing Stone on my compass and decided to pay it a visit. There was a conjurer there who attacked me, but I was victorious. I made it to Riften's south gate (I had looped around from the west) and was told this gate was closed to travelers; no reason was given. I went for a

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 16: In Which I Play Portal

I set out for Morvunskar in search of Sam, the man I got drunk with. After some uneventful journeying, I arrived to find the place being besieged by a dragon. I took this opportunity to pick off the mages, who were distracted by the dragon. The dragon flew off during the skirmish, but I managed to beat the remaining enemies without any trouble. Inside, I get to a large chamber and find myself not so fortunate. After many unsuccessful attempts to beat the 5 or so mages in the room, I decided to t

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Kingdoms Of Amalur

I took a break from Skyrim (don't worry, my adventures will resume later today) to try out the Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning demo. I'm sure most of you Mass Effect fans know it as the game that gives you sweet ME3 armor and a gun for playing the demo. I came for the ME3 unlocks, I stayed for the gameplay. It was genuinely enjoyable. $60 enjoyable? Ehhh, not really; but then again, I am really cheap. However, I will definitely be picking it up during a sale.   Regardless of your interest in ME3 un

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 15: In Which I Break Into Prison

I returned to Whiterun to do another old quest. An old lady, part of the Gray-Mane family, asked me to meet her. She and her son told me the Legion took her son and that the Thalmor were holding him. I searched the rival family's house and found proof of it. When I presented the proof, they asked me if they should come with some help; I said I would handle it. I fast-traveled to the nearest location and ended up fighting a Dragon. After a few deaths I beat it. After an uneventful journey, I arri

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 14: In Which I Become A Miner

I decided to do a quest I had been neglecting for awhile, a Companion quest asking me to retrieve a fragment of Wuuthrad. The journey to the Silver Hand camp was unexciting, as was the cave itself... until I came face-to-face with the leader. Or should I say greatsword-to-face. His attacks packed quite a punch, and I found myself dying in just a few hits. After some trial-and-error, I managed to beat him by timing my attacks in order to evade his. I found a spell book for a Frost Atronach. Man i

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 13: In Which I Disrespect Nature

alternative title: In Which I Rescue the Princess   As I said last entry, I stopped by Whiterun. While there I picked up a new spell book: Fireball (any previous mentions of Fireball were actually Firebolt, sorry for any confusion). HOLY MOLY EXPLOSIVE FIREBALLS THIS IS AWESOME I returned to the location closest to my search for the Sybil and continued on my way. I wasn't sidetracked any more; upon arriving there was some sort of argument between the villagers and Silver-Bloods. After the Silver

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