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  1. Advent Child

    Guess who's back? Back again. Advent's back! Tell a- No? We don't do that reference anymore? Too dated!? Fine...

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Good to have you back.

  2. Havelock Vetinari

    #freehub2014

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      And flags. So many flags.

       

      Red flags. I hope. With black lettering.

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  3. Krayzikk

    Merry Christmas, y'all

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Snark, check your inbox? :P

  4. Havelock Vetinari

    Beware of Kobolds, for they are small and quick.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      With lava. So much lava.

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  5. GoldTalos

    I am sstill here in case you are curious. Well, I was passing through and thought I'd drop you a message. Still haven't worked up the effort to make those posts though!

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Good to see you old friend.

  6. HeavyMetalSunshineSister

    So, which river am I supposed to be as swift as? I hope it's the Ankh.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      The Ankh doesn'r so much flow as "shift" as I recall. Got a bit more in commonc with tectonic plate then a river.

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  7. shadow pridak money gang

    I am the only dragon that you need.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Fine. Find a place for a saddle and some cybernetic laser wings then.

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  8. shadow pridak money gang

    I am the only dragon that you need.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Not really. I need a giant cybernetic dragon to ride into the UN and declare my takeover of the planet from. :P

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  9. GoldTalos

    Hey Stranger. So guess what, I decided to check out this new forum you mentioned.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Well. I hope. The RPG forum needs new players.

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  10. Kazi the Matoran

    Cloud 9 is no longer being worked on for this forum. No one showed interest, therefore I have no reason to continue wasting my time writing/editing it for this site.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      How level-headed and mature.

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  11. GoldTalos

    Hey Stranger. So guess what, I decided to check out this new forum you mentioned.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Hm.

       

      Or leaving fiction reviews, play one of the mafia games.

       

      Or I could be wrong. Who knows.

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  12. GoldTalos

    Hey Stranger. So guess what, I decided to check out this new forum you mentioned.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Well, hello Talos!

       

      You'll notice some features aren't enabled, you have to post five or ten times non off-topic forums for them to...enable. Should be as easy as leaving some comments in news articles and such as.

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  13. otter

    It seems to me that our world is falling apart.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      All part of Yig's plan. I assure you.

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  14. Axilus Prime

    I do not appreciate being talked about negatively behind my back.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      None do.

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  15. BenLuke

    Life is too important to take seriously.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Except if your chasing a criminal. Right? :P

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  16. Kakaru

    Like pyromaniacs, we wield words with no thought to the destructive trail we leave in our wake, charred corpses and broken lives. When did we become so careless?

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Roughly the time Walmart had a sale on flamethrowers.

  17. shadow pridak money gang

    Would you trade your soul for gold?

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Mm. Depends on if immortality tech comes along before I die I think.

       

      Or I could sell my soul to multiple entities for gold. Thus ensuring they'll fight each other while I sneak off.

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  18. shadow pridak money gang

    Would you trade your soul for gold?

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      How much gold we talking here?

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  19. sunflower

    What in the name of flying leafy greens was THAT?

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      A very very angry snake.

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  20. Laughing Man

    "Tradition" is like the worst attempt at justification for anything in the history of like everrr.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Yes. This. So much.

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  21. The Lord Of Wednesday

    “All life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and no cause to value the one above the other.” - H.P. Lovecraft

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      It's rather difficult to separate the "human experience" from biology, considering biology is what powers it. Allows it to exist. Without that wonderful bit of wetware we call the brain, the human experience would consist of drooling and not remembering how to breath.

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  22. HeavyMetalSunshineSister

    Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Wise words.

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  23. Grantaire

    Speak the truth, even if it leads to your death.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      The truth is quite subjective.

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  24. Laughing Man

    Just another day to me.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Another day living on a chunk of rock rotating around a massive nuclear reaction that rests in the void of space.

       

      Yep. Just another day. :P

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  25. JiMing

    OK, since no one is interested in the profile feed battle anymore, I'll take a page from Mann vs. Machine. Robot army approaching, fight them off!

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Lay down a minefield, retreat to the treeline and prepare ambushes and choke points. Whittle them down to nothing, capitalize on your mobility and victory should be yours.

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