Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I proceed to write you out of reality. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I delete you from time. my mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) By making me into a time-less entity, I can now, independently of my past, present, and future, meddle with time as I please. I then take the mask, and hide it outside of time. My now timeless mask. Edited October 22, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 After being laughed at, I searched far and wide to learn new skills, in order to achieve my ultimate victory in finding the fabled sharpie.Returning for pohatu to forge yet another wounderful, outrageously magnificient Moustache, I come to realise that pohatu will only forge such an great, powerful and legendary item in return for the mask of life. Using the power of comedic physics and the trope "Behind the Black", I appear behind you. I reveal though, that I know that you can be turned back to a time affected entity by the exact same method you used to become timeless. Playing into my "Paranoia Gambit", you turn yourself back to normal. I proceed to knock you out in good ol' fashion and return with your limb body, including the mask, through an open plothole and drop you in the nuklear wasteland you laughed at me so long ago. My Mask, looking for pohatu. P.S. : Did i step over the rules with this post? It kind of got longer than i wanted and i spammed alot of tropes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I draw a mustache on you, and you give me the mask. However, the mustache contains HIGHLY explosive ink that will detonate in a few seconds. I put you in a box made out of the same material as Captain America's shield- which reflects and blocks any projectile and seal you up. Let's not open that box up, okay?x My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Using the might of a million suns, the mustache explodes in an awesome blaze of glory. Due to my plotshield in the size of texas, I survive the explosion and claim the mask from you for this foolish attempt on my live.I then point you towards the quest giver with the plotshield item as a reward for completing his quest and tell you "it gives a ton of exp. and this op item". My Mask Edited October 22, 2014 by DimensionPlant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I reverse time and put you inside of an INDESTRUCTIBLE box that multiplies the force of any explosion by ten. I punch you, remove your mustache, and drop a nuke in the box before sealing you inside. The box will open when I say it can open. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) P.S. : Did i step over the rules with this post? It kind of got longer than i wanted and i spammed alot of tropes((Long posts are fine on occasion. It's just that over-use of them will break the simplicity of the game.)) I hypnotize you into saying that the box will open, and it opens, rescuing DimensionPlant from certain death. I then close it up behind him, and then trick you across the event horizon of a black hole. My mask. Edited October 22, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I eat the black hole and implode. The implosion somehow hits you and you are deaded. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I am undeaded by the mask, and I object to your obvious disregard for how implosions really work. You are sentenced to life in prison for this crime against physics. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (Basically DimensionPlant, don't make them as big as I tend to do.) I come back from *reads the previous page* being blown up with homing missiles, and fire some of my own, made with extra antimatter at Toa Onaku, making him even more deaded than before. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 In Soviet Russia, physics sentence you to lifetime in prison. My mask, and your confusion. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I break your neck-bone into fine-ground bone meal. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I appoint myself as defense lawyer for the trial, after pointing out the lack of a trial in the first place, and make the case that I had nothing to do with the crime. I then show evidence pointing Onaku as the perpetrator, and have him imprisoned instead. My Mask. Edited October 22, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I utilize my contacts outside the prison walls to have you assassinated, after which the mask is secretly brought to me. My mask and prison sentence. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 A nindroid kills you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Prison security reports this to authorities, which track the nindroid to you. You are prosecuted, and found guilty of unlawful murder of a prisoner in government hands. My mask, your prison sentence. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 OBJECTION! As his totally real lawyer I show evidence that the nindroid was in fact yours in an attempt to escape prison via suicide/revival! You are put back in prison for attempting to escape prison, and I get the mask somehow before anyone notices my law degree is actually made out of macaroni, I then leave the hemisphere for good measure. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I chop off your head with an axe that extends into 100 kazillion axes for ultimate head chopping. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) You then get arrested for manslaughter. It turns out that I survived my assassination attempt, after making a miraculous recovery in hospital (yeah, of course not, I made the whole thing up to hide the fact that my unique biology protected me). My Mask. Edited October 22, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 OBJECTION! I find dirt on all of you, which puts every single one of you behind bars. Unfortunately, I'm also behind bars. And so begins "Steal the Mask 3: Prison Madness". My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I use channel proteins to pass through the cell wall. I find the mask and stroll away. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I start a prison riot! I use the distraction to beat you up and take the mask before you get out the door. Unfortunately I get put in solitary confinement for inciting a riot and have the mask confiscated. Prison warden's mask, and solitary confinement for this guy Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I use my channel proteins to pass though the cell the mask is in, and then I chat with the warden and show him evidence that I am mostly innocent. I am freed, and I get the mask. Several months later, you are all freed. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 ((Oh come on, I was trying for a little fun here... *sigh* very well, if that's what you want)) What we are faced with is pure unadulterated apocalypse. Everything went to h*ll when we were away in prison. While you guys stand there in awe, I snatch the mask and run back to the prison. There, I seize control and make it heavily fortified. My mask and fortified prison. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I travel to see the devil and argue with him and win somehow. He agrees to withdraw h-e-double hockey sticks to its proper position and everything is back to normal. Then, I shoot an arrow at the fortress. The arrowhead opens up and an octopus crawls out and grows to normal size. It grabs the mask and brings it to me. Oh snap, the guards noticed it. My mask, but it probably won't be for long. Don't take my channel proteins! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (looking over this i must've missed quite the exciting shenanigans while i was out )Chiling at the beach i call pohatu over and offer him a drink... and then he saw the sun rising the next morning wondering how he got to a jungle... and where the mask was? My Mask, your hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I doubt biomechanical organisms with no bloodstream can get drunk. You ponder, I punch. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) What do you think brings the ATP to our biological parts? You ponder, I punch and take DP's Wonderful Outrageously Magnificent moustache and turn it into a Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape My mask and my Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape(I was on mobile and I didn't know the code for the colors so it's black for now) Edited October 22, 2014 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I glitch out the planet. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I find the secret level. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I am the final boss. You lose your last life. Game Over. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Brian Nuva Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I smash a planet into the planet, creating three smaller planets. every one is scattered. Also the ignika is broken into 6 peace's 2 per world. I find one, wader a mile or so, find shadowvezon and give him the fragment. Neo shadowvezon's 1/6 of the mask. my Apocal-cliff!!(falls of a cliff) Quote Chaos will prevail... eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Gee, that joke was great. It was so good that you fall into a sarchasm. My mask. 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 RIP english. So therefore you should give all the fragments combined My mask and cape Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 There something in your face! It was pain! Mask and, while i'm at it, my Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I steal your Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape and wear it!I also brainwash a nearby herd of what appear to be rhinos to stampede you, allowing me to claim the mask My mask and Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape. Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I am one of the rhinos. Don't ask how, it's a long and unpleasant story. I happen to also be the herd leader, and lead them to also stampede you. I then claim the mask... for the herd. The Wonderful Rage-Inducingly Magnificent Cape is swept away by the wind. The herd's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The Evil Maha gores you with his center-horn and you are rent down the middle and go flying upwards at supersonic speeds, your body burning up in the atmosphere. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I return in full physical prime, and beat you up. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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