Steal the Mask 3

[The Invisible Handman]

Well after I recover from the realest Onaku's flash of light, I guess I have no choice but to go Rahkshi of explosions on this. I blow Ghiadora's location up and claim the mask from the rubble. Meanwhile Vezon is still unleashing his true power, and my cast of fellow robbers played by famous actors will sell the broken masks for money.

Edited May 10, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[ShadowVezon]

I just stand for a moment, before walking off and instantly appearing in front of Ghidora, taking the Mask while he's blinded. After all, I have no way of tracking Onaku, so I'll just have to keep a high profile so that he'll come to me.

 

 

It's not like I'm particularly at risk right now anyway so I haven't got anything to lose, and I'll be able to track him directly once we begin fighting.

 

Actually, I hadn't started yet, so I'm able to stab you in the back and take the Mask. Hey, gotta draw him in somehow.

 

My Mask.

Edited May 10, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[The Invisible Handman]

Well thank Mata Nui for stab proof vests. With all the money my team made selling broken masks and a scientist who looks like saaay, Jeff Goldblum, I am now able to build a weapon to surpass Metal gear.

 

PROTODERMIS GEAR USSAL CRAB!

 

With my titanic nuclear armed crab, I blow Vezon to smithereens and scuttle away with the mask.

This mask now belongs to Outer Artakha!

[Onaku]

Solid Snake wrecks your sh**.

 

Solid Snake's mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

NOOOO not my Bionicle themed Outer Haven!

 

I realize we need to be a bit more on topic, boot Solid Snake from the game and reclaim the mask.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

Phillips wrecks your sh**.

 

 

 

My mask.

Edited May 10, 2016 by Rider/Phillips

[The Invisible Handman]

Well then I wreck your sh** actually forget the asterisks, Imma say it out loud.

I WRECK PHILLIPS'S SHOE!

 

After my bout of footwear carnage I take the mask.

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I crush you with a giant boot, Mario style.

 

My Mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Shoes, why did it have to be a shoe...

I bounce on TSM Sonic style and take the mask ... into another Game!

 

My mask, but which game is it mine in?

Edited May 10, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Onaku]

One particular unknown newcomer has no reason care. By simply stating "I take the mask", he brings it to himself as if by some unexplainable magic.

 

Mysterious newcomer's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The one you posted in, of course.

 

 

 

Thanks for ruining that, by the way. All the trouble I went to foiling his plan, wasted.

 

My Mask.

Edited May 10, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[The Invisible Handman]

Well unknown newcomer put no effort into taking his mask so he's got jack shoe.

Now since Vezon has the mask, and I still want to see his full power, and the power of this newcomer.

 

I throw Twilight Vezon at new guy and grab the mask in the confusion.

[ShadowVezon]

In time, Invisible Noob. I imagine you won't be waiting long.

 

Oh, I effortlessly cancel my momentum to stop myself from colliding into the "mysterious newcomer" and use magnetism to fling the Mask out of your hand.

 

My Mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well in that case I'll just fodderize myself so new guy can show off.

I snatch the mask out of Vezons hands, stroll up to this guy and gut-punch him.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

The newcomer takes it without apparently any pain. In fact, you do feel a bit sore in your fist after that punch. The newcomer then proceeds effortlessly knocking you out with a punch to your face.

 

Mysterious newcomer's mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well you made on key mistake newcomer, you didn't nail yourself to the floor!

 

I steal Mysterious newcomer.

 

My Mysterious newcomer, and my Myserious newcomers mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Bemused, I simply warp the Mask into my hand.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

The mysterious newcomer proceeds to tackling you to the ground and taking the mask after teaching Invisible Noob a lesson about attempted kidnapping.

 

Mysterious newcomer's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

My body disappears from underneath you, as it was simply a Hard Light hologram. I leap from behind and pin you down, magnetically pulling your arms and legs to your side to prevent you from moving.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Mysterious newcomer summons all his will to break his body from your magnetic control before punching you (yes, you, undoubtedly and unquestionably you) in the face with all the power of Poseidon.

 

Mysterious newcomer's badassery and mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Ok new plan, I dropkick Mysterious newcomer and take the mask. Then I maneuver round the downed Myserious newcomer and take his other mask (the one he wears on his face).

Let's see your face!

 

My mask and my mysterious newcomers mask(the one he wore on his face)

Edited May 10, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Onaku]

It turns out the mysterious newcomer is actually... AbyssalVezok. But not the one from before. No, this one has always known he was AbyssalVezok. Originating from a universe where his brother died at a young age, he grew up to become a cosmic pirate, sailing on the seas of spacetime, braving the gravitational tides of supermassive blackhole mergers and all around kicking behinds wherever he went. And he has now come here to claim the ultimate reward.

 

After punching you in the face and breaking your arms, I walk away with the mask.

 

I am AbyssalVezok. And the mask is mine.

[ShadowVezon]

Good for you. Unfortunately, I was hoping for Onaku, so I stop you with magnetism before flinging you through a wall.

 

My Mask.

Edited May 10, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[The Invisible Handman]

I shrink down and fly into the mask as Abyssal Vezok takes it, and now I fly off with it as Twilight Vezon grasps it.

 

Soo Vezok and Vezon used to be the same person ... 

I fire a beam from the staff of fusion at both of you, 

[Onaku]

You may have tried, brother, but my will is stronger than your magnetism. Instead, I draw my sword (every pirate worth his salt has one), put on my hat (every pirate worth his salt has one), and yell the iconic and ever classic pirate catchphrase: YARRR!

 

It is then that Invisible Noob fires the fusion beam at us. Fortunately, it does nothing, as we are from two completely separate universes, and are impossible to merge with a simple fusion beam.

 

I then slash and stab The Invisible Noob.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I un-stab myself and hire a crack team of ninjas to assault you while I make off with the mask.

 

Muh mask.

[Onaku]

I outlast the ninjas, then go off after you to beat the snot out of you.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

My snot wrestles you to the ground and I take the mask while you struggle.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Well that's just disgusting. I throw the snot at you, which splatters and throws you down onto the ground, before hardening around you and rendering you stuck. I walk by, take the mask, and then abscond.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well that's what you get for beating snot out of people.

I break the snot with muh brutal strength, shake the ground with a  stomp of my foot and take the mask as the shock-wave knocks you over.

Edited May 10, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Onaku]

I swiftly gain my footing again and deliver a hefty blow to your chest, breaking it inwards and crushing your lungs and heart.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well it's a good thing I've already died in this game, or that'd hurt.

Well I assume it was this game, might have been beat up the toa.

 

Regardless I summon PROTODERMIS GEAR USSAL CRAB to wreck you shoes, and everything else. I make off with the mask while you fight a nuclear capable crab.

[Onaku]

I pick up the crab and throw it on top of you, crushing you and disabling it.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

PROTODERMIS GEAR USSAL CRAB goes critical, the blast annihilates the entire area killing everyone.

Since I already died that's no issue.

 

I grab the mask from the rubble.

[Onaku]

I don't die, but arise from the rubble, my clothes severely burnt and my flesh singed and bruised. I pick you up by the neck and crush it, before throwing your limp lifeless corpse away, taking the mask for myself.

 

I, AbyssalVezok, own this mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Man this is getting graphic.

Anyway since I'm dead I just get back up and grab the mask again.

 

If yer gonna keep up this same strategy then it's going to keep being my mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I remove the Mirror Buster from the Godkarmachine and stab you in the eye with it, lodging it in your ocular cavity. You try to grab at it, but it singes your hands so badly that you do not attempt to make that same mistake again. While you try desperately to remove the pain, I snatch the mask.

 

My mask.

 

About that "But I'm dead!" spiel, we're all revived by the Ignika once we die, except for a select few (i.e. AbyssmalVezok).

Edited May 10, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver

[Onaku]

That's AbyssalVezok, and my counterpart from this universe is alone in that respect. The mask is completely capable of reviving me whenever I die.

 

Anyway, I lock you and Invisible Noob in a cube shaped void at the heart of a massive indestructible planet. Have fun in zero-g, and watch out for the planet itself collapsing in on you if you try and escape.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well undeath can be considered a form of life, but that' splitting hairs so fair enough.

I just teleport out of the planet, but not before freezing NARG in a blast of frozen wind coming from the Beat up the Toa topic.

Then I knock the mask out of Vezoks hand with a  well placed karate chop.

 

Muh mask.

Edited May 10, 2016 by The Invisible Noob

[Onaku]

I pick it back up and kick you off the side of the platform we were conveniently standing on.

 

My mask.