Onaku Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Out comes a bag of potatoes... lathered in fuel. In goes a flaming sword. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Out comes a Sword... thats been caught on Water! In goes water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama35 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Nothing happens. What's Protodermis going to do to water, anyway? In goes my sarcasm. Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes a new language, Sarcastese, which features elaborate grammatical rules which allow one to develop intricate and artful phrases of sarcasm, but nothing whatsoever that isn't sarcasm. In goes grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes punctuation. In goes twelve sawblades, a ham and pastrami sandwich, and a bolt. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Out comes a super delicious sandwich with 12 pieces of saw-shaped ham In goes a muscle car, a beard and Chuck Norris Edited April 2, 2015 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 The Protodermis is destroyed. I throw a calculator into a new pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes an artificial intelligence named Mata Nui. In goes a peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Peach Extract. In Goes Bruce Lewa, and Chuck Norik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 The pool get destroyed from the sheer awesomeness of the following fight. I put a slice of french toast into another pool. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 An Engineer pops out. in throws I, a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a mech. In goes the Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a bigger dragon. In goes a hydra. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a Doom Viper. In goes Zeus and three small onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Onion (from Steven Universe), holding Zeus' lightning bolt. In goes the entire gem temple. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes nothing- it wasn't destined to transform. In goes Hapori Tohu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes BZP before the, uh, "down time" we call it? that looong time BZP was offline. Do we have a "History of BZP" somewhere? In goes me arms. I am still attached to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out come your arms and you, but you are now Toa Doublebee Nuva. In goes a quantum torpedo Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Aw sweet wait that prolly means I get a Kakama Nuva now. Aw dang, they are ugly as snot Anyway the torpedo explodes. The Protodermis absorbs the blast like a bawss though. So we are safe. Which gets me thinking, are we all just sitting in a dark chamber next to this big pool, and just throwing what ever every one in their turn? Sounds cool. I throw my new mask in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes snot. In goes a Potoo. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes me and the other 2nd/3rd place winner. In goes Worldbuilding. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes YOUR PRIZE! What is it? I don't know! Don't ask me what it is, ask Black six or someone! In goes ginger beer. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 The protodermis spits it out. It hates ginger beer. In goes a barrel of gunpowder. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 BOOM! Out comes an explosion In goes a thingy of Stralix Powder and a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a flaming stralix powder golem. It wrecks the place and takes a dump on your dog. What, you don't own a dog? Well now you do, and the golem just emptied its bowels on it. In goes the dog, covered in the golem's fecal matter. Which is soggy ashes, btw. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes you. In goes a Hau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a giant fecal matter version of Cerberus. In goes Hercules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Hercules... with a Hau fused to his face. So I guess you could say he's... HAURCULES! *Is placed in front of a firing squad* In goes the Crystal Gems. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a set of crystal, made out of gems. Cheers everyone. In goes a bottle of Madu fruit juice. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes some Thornax fruit juice. In goes Cap A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes cap B In goes Segata Sanshiro Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes Tren Krom. In goes a TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a GLaDOS. In goes Wheatley. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out come Wheaties. In goes a plumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a good character. Said character proceeds to beat Mario senseless. In goes cartoon violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes Superman. In goes Iron Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes Adamantium-man. In goes a blacksmith. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Its Destroyed. In goes the Dust from that destroyed Blacksmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a black guy named smith In goes hawken Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 'Tis destroyed, unfortunately, seeing as though the protodermis has no way of playing video games. In goes duct tape. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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