Onaku Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Out comes a bag of potatoes... lathered in fuel. In goes a flaming sword. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
McNugget Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Out comes a Sword... thats been caught on Water! In goes water Quote
Vakama35 Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Nothing happens. What's Protodermis going to do to water, anyway? In goes my sarcasm. Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes a new language, Sarcastese, which features elaborate grammatical rules which allow one to develop intricate and artful phrases of sarcasm, but nothing whatsoever that isn't sarcasm. In goes grammar. Quote
Specter Knight Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes punctuation. In goes twelve sawblades, a ham and pastrami sandwich, and a bolt. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Volatile Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Out comes a super delicious sandwich with 12 pieces of saw-shaped ham In goes a muscle car, a beard and Chuck Norris Edited April 2, 2015 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Toa Doublebee Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 The Protodermis is destroyed. I throw a calculator into a new pool. Quote
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Out comes an artificial intelligence named Mata Nui. In goes a peach. Quote
McNugget Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Peach Extract. In Goes Bruce Lewa, and Chuck Norik. Quote
Specter Knight Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 The pool get destroyed from the sheer awesomeness of the following fight. I put a slice of french toast into another pool. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 An Engineer pops out. in throws I, a book. Quote
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a bigger dragon. In goes a hydra. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a Doom Viper. In goes Zeus and three small onions. Quote
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Onion (from Steven Universe), holding Zeus' lightning bolt. In goes the entire gem temple. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes nothing- it wasn't destined to transform. In goes Hapori Tohu. Quote
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes BZP before the, uh, "down time" we call it? that looong time BZP was offline. Do we have a "History of BZP" somewhere? In goes me arms. I am still attached to them. Quote
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out come your arms and you, but you are now Toa Doublebee Nuva. In goes a quantum torpedo Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Toa Doublebee Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Aw sweet wait that prolly means I get a Kakama Nuva now. Aw dang, they are ugly as snot Anyway the torpedo explodes. The Protodermis absorbs the blast like a bawss though. So we are safe. Which gets me thinking, are we all just sitting in a dark chamber next to this big pool, and just throwing what ever every one in their turn? Sounds cool. I throw my new mask in. Quote
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes snot. In goes a Potoo. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes me and the other 2nd/3rd place winner. In goes Worldbuilding. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Specter Knight Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes YOUR PRIZE! What is it? I don't know! Don't ask me what it is, ask Black six or someone! In goes ginger beer. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 The protodermis spits it out. It hates ginger beer. In goes a barrel of gunpowder. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Makuta Miras Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 BOOM! Out comes an explosion In goes a thingy of Stralix Powder and a match. Quote
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a flaming stralix powder golem. It wrecks the place and takes a dump on your dog. What, you don't own a dog? Well now you do, and the golem just emptied its bowels on it. In goes the dog, covered in the golem's fecal matter. Which is soggy ashes, btw. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes a giant fecal matter version of Cerberus. In goes Hercules. Quote
Onaku Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Out comes Hercules... with a Hau fused to his face. So I guess you could say he's... HAURCULES! *Is placed in front of a firing squad* In goes the Crystal Gems. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a set of crystal, made out of gems. Cheers everyone. In goes a bottle of Madu fruit juice. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Toa Doublebee Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes some Thornax fruit juice. In goes Cap A. Quote
Volatile Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes cap B In goes Segata Sanshiro Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a GLaDOS. In goes Wheatley. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out come Wheaties. In goes a plumber. Quote
Toa Doublebee Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a good character. Said character proceeds to beat Mario senseless. In goes cartoon violence. Quote
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes Adamantium-man. In goes a blacksmith. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Its Destroyed. In goes the Dust from that destroyed Blacksmith. Quote
Volatile Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Out comes a black guy named smith In goes hawken Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 'Tis destroyed, unfortunately, seeing as though the protodermis has no way of playing video games. In goes duct tape. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
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