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"Thankfully, a quick WebMD later, you've concluded that you do not, in fact, have rabies."

Hey guys am I beautiful enough for one oarsman to risk his life to join a ship in a fleet of over a thousand to rescue me from the clutches of the Trojans?

I can't get in touch with you via Skype. I've edited the summary report for the autopsy. Tell Constructman.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

There are all these random people viewing my profile and the only one I can recognise is Tyler. Send help.

Ah, you have defeated Kex! A remarkable feat! But will you be able to defeat Bonesii!?

"When in doubt, ignore American English."

Cid is a girl in FFXV. Snazzy.

Attempting to open up a "complete" list of hanzi. This is going to take a while.

HEY GRAVITY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT? NAOKAZ WOULD BE GREAT! NAOKAZ NAOKAZ NAOKAZ NAOKAZ NAOKAZ!

"Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what's wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong." - Neil Gaiman.

我的爸叫朱勇华。

Finally got around to watching Blade Runner.

7.8/10 Too much water.

Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm a caustic berk who's probably a jerk.

Mata Nui Rises ... fitting, isn't it?

Fun times.

Prepare to fight — for, evidently, you have found peace intolerable.

more writer's block than hubert

Can moths suffocate?

IT'S BEFRIENDING TIME!

Is the sky blue?

I totally dig your style, Hubert.

I feel as if the member title "Usurper Makuta" is incredibly fitting for what I've done today.

Next stop: making history.