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When I get sad, I just stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.
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When I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
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Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
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Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
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When I saw your avatar from a distance, one thing popped into my mind: 'Are you my mummy?'
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When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way.
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When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons! Get mad! I don't need your ***** lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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When life gives you melons... you probably made a typo.
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When you try your best, but you don't succeed; when you get what you want, but not what you need; when you feel so tired, but you can't sleep; stuck in reverse.
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where did you go ;-;
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Where did you go? I miss you... ;_;
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Who cares about flying gloves when you can have the apocalypse?
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Who... who's in your avatar? *Shivers*
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why are people i don't know looking at my profile. what's going on.
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Why, world, did you feel the need to give me the impression that trying to meet up with a person was easy? Because it's not. Really.
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Why'd you change your name and av? I can't recognise you anymore. =(
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woo name change
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I could never even bring myself to watch the American one tbh, and Ashes to Ashes just couldn't compare.
Personally, I think it lasted just long enough -- any longer would have ruined it, it was managed perfectly. We've already seen far too many examples from American TV in which a show starts off great and lasts four seasons with twenty-three episodes in each before its cancellation as a result of sheer fan hatred.
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I could never even bring myself to watch the American one tbh, and Ashes to Ashes just couldn't compare.
Personally, I think it lasted just long enough -- any longer would have ruined it, it was managed perfectly. We've already seen far too many examples from American TV in which a show starts off great and lasts four seasons with twenty-three episodes in each before its cancellation as a result of sheer fan hatred.
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woo new av
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Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away; now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday.
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You ask me for an apology, I give you several paragraphs of apology, and then you ask for another. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PEOPLE. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH APOLOGY TO GO AROUND.
