Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

OH MY GOSH, ME TOO!

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You Are A Pirate is by/from Lazytown. It also makes a great answer for all math equations.

That second to last answer is awesome.

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Ooh, ooh, I know! You're really a girl! =D

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*Hopes for more female staff members are dashed.*

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I couldn't agree more.

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Why Rickroll when you can not do it and raise tension to the point of insanity?

Update your interests! Update your interests! Update your interests! =D

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But if you add them all, it won't be any more convenient.

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wonder why he's made of toothpaste and goldfish?

If you're going to be a gender-changing Maidmaster with the power of pepto-bismol, you can't be made of the ordinary stuff.

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Wait, the internet is public!?

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I never knew psychiatrists had to be psychoanalyzed... =O

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I'm not sure which is creepier.

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They do hurt for probably the first four days (for me, the worst pain was all those pokey metal things digging into my cheeks -- eating was a pain, literally), but afterwards, they're not really that big of a deal. Except you can't have Skittles anymore. And flossing becomes more time-consuming...

But hey, they look cool. =D

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When I grow up, I want to be a motorcycle! =D

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What are you doing under my bed?

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First, though, we'd have to completely demolish as many structures and buildings as possible, so we'd have lots of room to run.

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EEE! Squirrels! *Runs around frantically looking in every trash can she can find.*

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I have no idea who that is, but I'll take your word for it.

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P.S. Wait... I'm not a lady!?

Mmm, grandma...

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Of course they've been to the year 3000! I've seen the pictures!

Somebody once rated a Stellar Kart CD one star because "their singing sounds exactly the same live as it does on their CDs." I'm not exactly sure what his point was there...

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More strawberries.

Or, if you're bored, you can steal Takuma Nuva's idea and list everyone who's ever commented on your blog! =D

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Anyone who's cuddled a hedgehog will say,

"Quick! Go cuddle a hedgehog today!"

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Nothing goes better with bread than bread!

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Malum: Here, we approach the rare and highly dangerous chocolate cake. Now, this has been known to attack at the slightest provocation...

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Who tried to buy it? XD

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Too many FSPOTS!? How can there ever be too many!?

*Throws fish.*

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That totally wins an XD award. *Hands one to you.*

Oh, poor guy...

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