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  1. But then, to Toa Po's shock, appeared his arch-nemesis, Toa Edgar Allen, leading an army of Eggs over Easy! Toa Edgar Allen stared at Toa Po in shock, as the two armies came to a halt.

    "And what are you doing this fine day, Toa Edgar Allen?" Toa Po asked suspiciously.

    Toa Edgar Allen stared down at Toa Po.

    "Me? I am inconspicoulsy taking my specially trained army of Spec Op. Eggs over Easy on a jolly mid-evening picnic down the secret path behind the large wall of thistle bushes so as to NOT go and covertly take out your battalion of pseudo-sheep. And you?"

     

    OOC: A word-play on Edgar Allen Poe. I just couldn't resist.

  2. Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.

     

    Although they are inherently intellectual and creative, Monkeys at times have trouble exhibiting these qualities. When that happens, they appear to others to be confused. But nothing could be further from the truth as Monkeys thrive on being challenged. Monkeys prefer urban life to rural, and their favorite pastime is people-watching.

    Health

    Believing that being sick is a waste of a valuable day, Monkeys very rarely feel ill. Their constantly active lifestyles are likely what helps Monkeys remain in good health. When Monkeys do become ill, such feelings are generally the result of feeling nervous.

    Career

    When it comes to work, Monkeys can do just about anything. They adapt well to changing environments and they’re very intelligent. They work quickly, but they’ll frequently charge double for their services. Good career fields for Monkeys are accounting and banking. Other good careers for Monkeys include: scientist, engineer, stock market trader, air traffic controller, dealer, film director, jeweler and sales representative.

    Relationships

    When it comes to relationships, Monkeys aren’t quick to settle down. In fact, they generally are promiscuous; a tendency that probably has to do with the fact that Monkeys are easily bored. Monkeys will end this type of behavior once they pair up with the perfect partner. In fact, more often than not, they’ll commit to that person in every way for life.

     

    Water Monkeys are extremely sensitive and often feel hurt by the things that are said to them. They refuse to show their sensitive side to others and as a result, are extreme jokesters. If they can stay focused, they can succeed, but more often than not, they’re easily distracted from their goals.

     

    OH MAN WE, LIKE GOT THE SAME THING

     

    :o

     

    IT MUST BE DESTINY OR SOMETHING EQUALLY CHEEZY

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