CM Kornbluth

3. Instantly bring back BIONICLE because you're saying it was the best.

There are lost of LEGO themes out there.

BIONICLE was bes.

Say...isn't it a little early to start listening to Christmas music?

Don't worry, I've also been doing that lately.

Also, the peppermint mocha is quite good.

Ah, makes sense, makes sense. Well, alright then.

Also, thanks. I forgot how good it was, both for plot reasons and artistic reasons. I've lost The Vile Village, though, so I'm missing a large chunk of it.

Well, it looks good.

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There's your one!

...I'll take the fangirls if neither of you want them.

Also nein, you cannot see 9!

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Like I said, my camera's lost. If I could take pictures, I would in a heartbeat.

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*bows to self*

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I Photoshop skills? This must be some form of skills that I was previously unaware of.

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Round One

Somewhat blatantly obvious slogans that are currently/recently used

Can you hear me now? Good. Verizon Wireless.

So easy a caveman can do it Geico Car Insurance.

Hungry? Grab a turkey? Dunno.

America runs on Dunkin' Dunkin' Donuts.

What's in your wallet? Capital One.

Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! Trix cereal.

Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar Kit-Kat chocolate bar.

Eat fresh Subway.

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ("Cats ask for it by name") Meow Mix cat food.

It gives you wiiiings! Red Bull energy drink.

Get your smile on Dunno.

It just keeps going and going and going Energizer batteries.

Grab life by the horns Toyota cars, I think. Either that or Dodge.

Round Two

Less obvious or slightly less current slogans

Always fresh, always Subway? Subway, I think.

Dude, you're getting a Dell Dell computers.

Think outside the box This one sounds really familiar but I can't place it.

Think outside the bun Taco Bell! =D

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands M&Ms.

The world may never know Tootsie Roll Pops.

It's better with the butterfly Gateway computers?

It's all in the mix Dunno.

You are now free to move about the country Verizon Wireless?

See what brown can do for you UPS shipping, I think.

Get the door, it's Domino's Domino's pizza.

Kid tested. Mother approved. Kix cereal.

Round Three

Outdated or near impossible slogans

Buy this object we may or may not be selling? today and make this banner go away Dunno.

Zoom-zoom Mazda cars. I hate it that they don't actually show the kid anymore.

More slop that these people cruelly give me for ever meal? please! Dunno.

Shouldn't your baby be a Gerber baby? Gerber baby foods.

Do the right thing? Dunno.

Brush like a dentist Oral-B toothbrushes.

That was easy Staples office store.

Is it in you? Gatorade energy drinks.

There's no wrong way to eat a meatloaf sandwich? Dunno.

Nobody better lay a finger on my monkey! Dunno.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there State Farm auto insurance.

Hah! I got...

*counts what ones he's sure of getting right*

..22 right! Darn, if only I had gotten one more.

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This one was illegal.

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Eloping. ~ Neccy

You're doing it wrong.

You are made of lul(z).

This leads me to the conclusion that you are LULZY.

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This entry made me lul.

Then I went "lolwut" and backed away slowly.

Then I reapproached ye. Then I said, "LK, you're one of the most awesome people I have ever had the honour to be distantly acquaintanced with."

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