CM Kornbluth

In the water? I should say so! It's in the water, in the vapor, in the plasma, in the AIR. EVEN IN YOUR STOMACH LINING.

YESTERDAY. IS. METAL. LIVES.

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The possibility is in the air, my friend. It is in the air.

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Yesterday was the culmination of the day before last's tomorrow and the day before next's day before last.

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU. YOU HAVE ALL JUST ACTIVATED APERTURE SCIENCES'S PATENTED CROCODILE-EATING PORTAL GUN. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS PRODUCT.

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Mister Po, King of the Bacon Regiment, I informed you not so long ago that Still Alive was my song, and that you could have that reject over there that's still in your corner. Bacon and eggs get stale and hard after a while, you know that, right? Excellent.

Now stop singing it, you fool! *beats you over the head with a bacon-shaped and egg-flavoured piece of gum*

As for the other information, I got a Sansa m200 several months ago from my uncle. Not as cool as yours, but a Sansa, nonetheless. GIMME YOURS, FOOL. *beats over the head again*

Salve labour, eh? Interesting....

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EDIT: BACON KING. You should've been back by now. What is TAKING so LONG? /sarcasm But, srsly. You were supposed to be back, like, a month ago and I have some very important things that I need to ask you on Yahoo. NO MORE SALVE LABOURS FOR j00s!

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Oi! Still Alive's my song to hum randomly and nonsensically! You can have this Still Alive reject that's made of bacon and...eggs.

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I'll have to say, the one with all of the palindromes is his weirdest.

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Ha. Ha. Ha-ha-ha.

Ha.

Oh, the hilarity.

Oh, no! I'm so sorry, Jedi! Man, that's gotta suck. I'll offer to repair it on Yahoo.

Why not?

 

-Omi

I'm with handsome. -Bb5

1.) Disney World.

2.) Telekinesis.

3.) Definitely not.

4.) Hard to say, though very possibly the cover of Pennywise's newest album, Reason To Believe.

5.) Uh, uh, um, uh...I CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE. Um, uhhh, banana? Wait, is that the right answer? Oh, I just don't KNOW.

6.) Miley Cyrus.

7.) No.

-Bb5

PS, I rather enjoyed this.

Sorry, guy, I saw those months ago. Oh, and Serna, a third is planned, as well. Not that it matters. Iron Man is fail.

-Bb5

You dyed your hair green? O.o

-Bb5

-Bb5

Ooh, I was in that conversation! I was in that conversation!

-Bb5

Uhh...what?

-Bb5

Aww, you love me? I love you too. In a...completely friendship way. *hug!*

Nice story, you're an excellent and quite humorous writer. I'll edit this with my post later.

-Bb5

I have not even heard of a Joe. Wait, I need some Joe.... Anyways, WHY DO I NEED TO SAVE HIM? WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?

-Bb5

No, Man, I am not. It's true.

-Bb5

Aww, darnit. I completely forgot to record my auditions and then we went to Anaheim and I forgot. Darnit.

-Bb5

Depends on what you want, really: performance or looks. The Stratocaster, in my experience, is better with performance and sound quality but the Beast just plain looks cooler.

-Bb5

Well, that letter was really well-written and lettered! Excellent work on the colouring, Tury. Also, excellent work on that new drawing up on your site! Happy St. Valentine's Day, Tury!

This has been a public service announcement by the evil and insufferably pessimistic Biobylon 5.

PS, also, I hovered over the link which confirmed my suspicions. You're my favourite person in the world, Tury.

*holds up bacon strip with fingers* *monotone:* Mm-mm, pure one hundred percent bacon. *quickly and also monotone:* Made from pig byproducts and other manmade meat byproduct sources. */quickness/monotoneness*

Tury, I vote for Roodaka. PUT MY NAME ON THAT LIST.

-Bb5

Hey, Greg, can I be a product tester?

-Bb5