Lime Paradox

I spend tons of time on BZP every day; I just don't always have anything to post.

Oh yeah... I named one of my comics after that quote.

i watn to burn tem al no wait i want to freez thm all no wyit i watn to bern dem ahl no weit

The 20-foot-tall neon sign duct-taped to the pizza.

And needed to be brakelatabasaasta fed.

It actually meant "hand-kneaded by factory machines".

Actually, he once posted in English claiming to have hypnotized himself.

...Send Secret Stomache Message?

There's a serial fingernail-eater on the loose!

Gasp! Pizza Hut's automated robot thing is a member!

That must hurt to change your gender twice within a few days. o_0

...How much was the surgery?

Woah.

You're last visitors box is, like, wow, man.

Duuuude.

Oh, and you just joined the list. Now Shining Finger won't get lonely.

...Er, what? It's no big deal; Truhper accidentally posted my real name in a comment once.

tree tiames?.? i atE TREe hudrend taimez onse it wuz onn a fiesh!1!one!

You're not a noob, oar yud soudn leik tish!!111!11!!one!!1!!fifty-two!!1!

Indeed.

lol u soundz liak ay no0Ob burt i doeznt i justf souandz leik a hipppo crate!!!!11!1thirty-two!!11!11!

I remember said noob comedy... The author of it added me to his friends list after I reported it. o_0

zomg no u haz a noo naem oez nose itz a sing uv the aporkalpse weze al guna dey liek zoomg noooooooooooiliekpieoooooooo!11!!11!!!!111!one!1

brakelatabasaasta eat me

TMU:CW links to Steak Boy Buys a Plunger. o_0

You should restart your comics.

Seriously, they were awesome for the few days before they were erased from existence.

Like this.

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/philbert/sprites/phillbertrpg.png