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Boogie Monsta

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  1. I likes them.

    Not quite as much as the idea of advanced rules for shooting your little sister, tho..

     

    Take 6 Thornax. Give little sister 2 second head start. Attempt to hit her while chasing her. For every miss, 1 life point is taken. What you have when you run out of Thornax is your points. Player 2 then repeats the same process. Highest number of points wins!

  2. If you happen to have a slab of metal or thin wood that you can hold in one place under your shirt (like with staples or something), there's a really awesome thing you can do to never have to worry about being beat on again. It does take a little skill to pull off, but.. Wanna hear? Fine.

    MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THE WOOD IS. I can't stress this enough. It must also be a windy day. Anyways, put a stapler in your backpack on said windy day. Wear a scarf, but don't tie it much so it can flap in the wind. When you and your 'friends' are walking to school from the bus, make a comment that the scarf flapping around is driving you crazy. Then take the stapler out of your backpack and staple the scarf to your chest, making sure to hit the wood.

    See how long it is before they tease you again.

     

    As for the girl thing.. Dude, if you really think about it, all that comes of romantic relationships that early is heartbreak and awkward friendships. If you like somebody, just go be friends with them. You can have a lot more fun, cuz you don't have to worry about keeping up the girl/boyfriend thing. Middle and high school life is just so much easier without the whole bf/gf thing. And if you last long enough at it, your friends (unless they're REALLY big #####) will start to respect you, as long as you make it clear you aren't trying for a gf, cuz it does no good.

     

    Heh, doubt this helps, but there's 1 thought you can use to cheer yourself up..

     

    At least you're not me!

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