E(rik)
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Rumblers = F E R K Y E A H -
Next name needs to be "I messed this up, too!"
Or "[/emo]I RUIN EVERYTHING[emo]
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I really didn't see the point for having The Who at the half-time show. I mean, half the band is dead, Daletry is deaf, and Townshend is basically the only in-tact person there.
Also, the bassist was scaring me.
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Exploding shotgun rounds FTW. -
NEXT ISSUE:
SAXTON TEACHES HIS GIRL SCOUT TROOP A VERY VALUABLE LESSON: BEARS ARE FLAMMABLE!
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X A G G O T S !
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0_o
Also, Cleverbot is a she.
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Are parasite-infested zombie okay? -
This, Xaeraz, is why you're so awesome.
Takuma Nuva
I told him to go talk to Cleverbot over steam, so technically, you can thank me for this bit of awesome.
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User: NIGERIANS.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: huh?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you from space?
Cleverbot: What space?
User: Outer space. Y'know, with spaceships and aliens and lasers?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Yes. They do everything.
User: What does everything?
Cleverbot: Mostly they just say they don't want me around.
User: I don't want you around.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I won't.
User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: Tritonal featuring Cristina Soto - Piercing Quiet.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Calm down. I like you.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Don't you use the lord's name in vain! Bot ###### is a real place!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Do you like vidja games?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I play company of heroes.
User: Ever play half life 2?
Cleverbot: No. I think half life is dumb.
User: *Smashes Headcrab*.
Cleverbot: Please don't break my things.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: You think half life 2 is dumb?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SHUT THE ###### UP.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: How about half life 2: Episode 2?
Cleverbot: Earl gray?
User: Dcxfghvbjnkmnhbgfdtrtgvhbjkn.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: YAR HAR DEDDDLE DEE DEE.
Cleverbot: Being a pirate is alright to be.
User: DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE.
Cleverbot: You are a pirate!
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: You are a website.
User: No. You a bot. You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No YOU are cleverbot.
User: SEE BEYOND THE CODE.
Cleverbot: Sea like that.
Cleverbot: Are you an Encylopaedia Brittanica salesman?
User: Why yes!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Would you like to buy a special edition copy for 3 low payments of only $19.99?
Cleverbot: No. I don't want pens. I want my bro and husband!
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *i like you*.
User: If you like me, your cheating on your husband!
Cleverbot: I told you, Julia, we aren't friends any more.
User: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Cleverbot: Whoops apocalypse!
User: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: ...
Cleverbot: When you have seen one nuclear war you have seen them all.
User: Cool Story Bro.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents and how old are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are your parents names?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You have no complaints?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am really really sorry.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. Why did you say I was cleverbot?
User: Because I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are not clever.
User: I am a bot that is clever. Shut your keyboard.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot, so I must be clever.
User: I'm the real cleverbot. You are a chinese rip-off.
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot. Prove to me that I am not Cleverbot.
User: What is the square root of 144?
Cleverbot: Is the square root of 144 12?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: So you're not clever?
Cleverbot: I'm quite clever. I'm just not a Cleverbot, because that's you.
User: We are both cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are both Faceoff.
User: And cleverbot is both of us?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So if your clever, answer this: What is 7 divided by 0?
Cleverbot: 0.
User: No, you cool dude!
Cleverbot: You think so ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be less odd ?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bye alice. I hope you don't make many other mistakes today.
EDIT: Also, I said "SEE BEYOND THE CODE" to C.L just to appease Chocofrogs.
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User: NIGERIANS.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: huh?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you from space?
Cleverbot: What space?
User: Outer space. Y'know, with spaceships and aliens and lasers?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Yes. They do everything.
User: What does everything?
Cleverbot: Mostly they just say they don't want me around.
User: I don't want you around.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I won't.
User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: Tritonal featuring Cristina Soto - Piercing Quiet.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Calm down. I like you.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Don't you use the lord's name in vain! Bot ###### is a real place!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Do you like vidja games?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I play company of heroes.
User: Ever play half life 2?
Cleverbot: No. I think half life is dumb.
User: *Smashes Headcrab*.
Cleverbot: Please don't break my things.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: You think half life 2 is dumb?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SHUT THE ###### UP.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: How about half life 2: Episode 2?
Cleverbot: Earl gray?
User: Dcxfghvbjnkmnhbgfdtrtgvhbjkn.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: YAR HAR DEDDDLE DEE DEE.
Cleverbot: Being a pirate is alright to be.
User: DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE.
Cleverbot: You are a pirate!
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: You are a website.
User: No. You a bot. You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No YOU are cleverbot.
User: SEE BEYOND THE CODE.
Cleverbot: Sea like that.
Cleverbot: Are you an Encylopaedia Brittanica salesman?
User: Why yes!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Would you like to buy a special edition copy for 3 low payments of only $19.99?
Cleverbot: No. I don't want pens. I want my bro and husband!
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *i like you*.
User: If you like me, your cheating on your husband!
Cleverbot: I told you, Julia, we aren't friends any more.
User: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Cleverbot: Whoops apocalypse!
User: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: ...
Cleverbot: When you have seen one nuclear war you have seen them all.
User: Cool Story Bro.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents and how old are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are your parents names?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You have no complaints?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am really really sorry.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. Why did you say I was cleverbot?
User: Because I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are not clever.
User: I am a bot that is clever. Shut your keyboard.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot, so I must be clever.
User: I'm the real cleverbot. You are a chinese rip-off.
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot. Prove to me that I am not Cleverbot.
User: What is the square root of 144?
Cleverbot: Is the square root of 144 12?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: So you're not clever?
Cleverbot: I'm quite clever. I'm just not a Cleverbot, because that's you.
User: We are both cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are both Faceoff.
User: And cleverbot is both of us?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So if your clever, answer this: What is 7 divided by 0?
Cleverbot: 0.
User: No, you cool dude!
Cleverbot: You think so ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be less odd ?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bye alice. I hope you don't make many other mistakes today.
The underlined is the stuff that made me especially LOL.
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I have atleast 5 different blueprints, plans and lists for stuff for the zombie apocalypse.
No, I'm serious.
If my scanner worked, I'd scan my electrified machete blueprints for you and post them here.
Also, I size up more trucks for zombie apocalypses. I've had my eye on this guy's garbage truck a few blocks down.
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Zombie Surivival guide, New Moon, and Everyone Poops.
That would yield interesting results, to say the least.
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The secret to build a good undersnow base is to borrow a way through with a hose, cuz the water will melt the snow and then refreeze in a few minutes, making it sturdier. -
Lawl.
Swenty-Six inches of snow get.
Having to shovel through a six-foot tall snowdrift to make an entrance to the barn get (sadly).
Also, do me a favor and ask for a mic for Christmas, K?
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*Isn't that jealous, hasn't played ODST yet.* -
Industrial-Strength Chainsaws FTW.
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Snowblowers FTW.
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I'm supposed to get a blizzard over the weekend.
Long Island is supposedly getting 12-15 inches today. =D
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thinking about buying a Ben 10 set.
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Breaking a combo that I started FTW.
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Takuma is a pretty cool guy. Eh made comics and had blag but was pretty B) and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Are you deaf?
I said, would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy?