Steal the Mask 2

[Onaku]

I take the mask/loincloth from Drakmanka, throwing a pair of pants at him in exchange. I then change the mask back to its original form, and fly in my lightspeed spaceship to a distant solar-system...

 

My mask, and put those pants on, Drakmanka

[Mr. Lightning Bolt]

I throw some clothes at you and grab the mask, close my eyes, and run off in the opposite direction.

My mask.

[Onaku]

You run straight into a barbwire fence, which also happens to be electric. After you get fried into culinary perfection for cannibals, I take the mask and get out of there...

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I recover from the horrible experience of that hug and tackle you, causing you to drop the Mask. I then pick you up, slam you into the nearest wall, and head for the hills.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

You know something? All of the Gundams in Wing already have self-destruct mechanisms built into them. So, I use Sandrock Kai to slice Drakmanka with it's twin blades.

 

My mask.

[Quisoves Potoo]

But why are you going after Drakmanka? He doesn't have the Mask.

A pan-dimensional entity materializes, looking rather like a sheepdog right now, and sends you to the Land of Fiction for your cruelty. It then bellows in triumph, leveling the hills in which Toa Smoke Monster currently resides. While he is dazed from the experience of the hill on which he was standing crumbling, I take the mask from him.

My Ignika.

[Some Random Phrase]

The Moonship uses its molecular mobilization ray to retrieve me. Activating its temporal restoration function, I turn back to normal. The Moonship then activates intergalactic tracking systems, and warps to Quisoves Pugnat. Molecular Mobilization enables the mask to fly into the ship.

 

My mask.

[Quisoves Potoo]

I use a teleportation device, purchased from the local hardware store, to transport your Moonship to a lifeless solar system. I then use an inter-stellar manipulator, made by yours truly using a handy-dandy pocket guide to making manipulators, to make the star there go supernova, destroying your Moonship. I then don a spaceship and retrieve the Ignika from the wreckage using my teleportation device. My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

You're abducted by a kappa. So, i see you don't have cucumbers, eh? Well, then I guess...

*Glub, glub*

My mask.

[Quisoves Potoo]

After my resurrection, I goes and gets me a cucumber. Life is good. Especially when its a ten-foot tall giant sentient Cucumber with eyes, a nose, and teeth like scimitars. I sic it on you. It finds you and devours you. Gulp. Gulp. GONE! Fortunately it had the sense not to eat the Ignika. I pick it up. My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Too bad my hunger for cucumbers (And my kappa's) is greater than your cucumber's hunger for me. Together we eat the cucumber. Go get 'im, Kap'n!

 

My mask.

[Drakmanka]

After losing my loincloth, having had pants as well as a full set of clothes thrown at me, then getting tackled and sliced apart, all before I could do so much as blink, I decide to take a break and sit back and watch the fighting over the mask.

 

Just kidding. I acquire less destroyed pants to wear and jump back into the fray. I eat kopaka's kool kompanion while he is too full of cucumbers to do anything about it, and make off with the mask.

 

My Mask.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Drakmanka

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I set every cucumber in the area on fire, which stuns everyone except me. I then grab the Mask and encase it in a metal that only I can touch.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I skin you and make a suit out of your hide, then grab the mask using this suit and run for the hills.

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I drop out of hyperspace and take the mask. I have an Exo-Toa suit warped down to me, and put it on.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I hide you in my walls where you body will never be found and I wear your skin as a suit. Your friends like you more than they used to.

 

As you attempt to figure out the song reference, I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hijack Fekoro's Exo-Toa suit and fire its launcher at Kopaka's Kool Kompanion, knocking him out. I then take the Mask and bolt.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I cross-circuit your stolen Exo-Toa suit, making it overload and explode, sending bits of it - and you - flying everywhere. The mask lands at me feet, so I scoop it up and run off, climbing aboard my newly regrown potato rocket and setting off into the cosmos.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I had infected your potato rocket with a certain virus strain that only affects potatoes. Your rocket soon decays, leaving you stranded in the midst of space. You unfortunately also find out that the mask you are holding is fake, for I took the mask and replaced it with a replica a few posts back.

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

My Moonship detects me within Kopaka's Kool Kompanion's walls, and beams me up. Repairing me with a temporal reconstruction device, it scans for teh real mask and launches several cruise missiles. I teleport to the mask long enough to take it, and get away seconds before the cruise missiles hit.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I grab one of your cruise missiles before it explodes and know it at you. It's impact causes you to explode. I then grab the Mask from your remains and run into a complicated maze-like cave system that only I know how to traverse.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I acquire a Great Ruru, and use it's powers to help me follow you and navigate the maze.

I sneak up behind unsuspecting you, hit you on the head with a rock, and steal the mask from your dazed self, then make my way back the way I came, running off into a pinewood forest filled with Rahkshi that, for some reason, only like me.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I sneak through the forest using a combination of a Huna and a Volitak I aquired a while earlier. In this combination there also happens to be a mix of a Ruru and an Akaku, along with an Elda, giving me the perfect edge over every single other being in the forest. I track you down, and quickly take you out. Taking the mask, I stealthily get out of the forest

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I make more obscure references you don't understand. While you figure them out, I steal the mask.

 

My mask.

[Underscore]

Unfortunately, you didn't make a reference. As you stand there in embarrassment, I pickpocket the mask.

 

Mah mask

Edited April 25, 2014 by Underscore

[Some Random Phrase]

I shoot cruise missiles at you.

 

My Mask

[Drakmanka]

I amass all my Rahkshi together into an army and send them after Fekoro. A few of them get destroyed by the cruise missiles, but the bulk of them swarm him and dismantle his body. They then retrieve the mask and return it to me.

I keep my Rahkshi army around me while I smile and admire the mask.

 

My mask and my army of Rahkshi.

[Some Random Phrase]

I am in the Moonship, which is covered in weapons... I beat up your army and take the mask.

 

My mask and Moonship.

[Mr. Lightning Bolt]

I inflitrate the Moonship, disable the weapons and engines, plant a virus that will disable the life support after I leave it, and capture the mask.

 

My Mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

You mess up the Graviton Manipulator, and are crushed. I put on a spacesuit and repair the Moonship.

 

My mask.

[Mr. Lightning Bolt]

I snipe your spacesuit's faceplate, whereby your air rushes out. I grab the mask.

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I reinforce my faceplate with bulletproof glass. I beat you up with a club.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I beat you up with a warhammer.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I plant a device in the fabric of reality that causes everything to turn into spaghetti; save for me and the mask. The universe then begins to re-form itself correctly, thanks to the mask's powers, but it'll take some time.

Until such time as someone is physically able to not be a noodle, the mask belongs exclusively to me.

 

My Mask.

[reptile3607]

HA! I am not affected by this destruction- For I had no physical body to begin with, I am just a wisp of thought, and I easily navigate this malstrom. planting myself in your mind and heart, I slowly corrupt you through 300 years in this destoyed universe- up to the point in which everything is repaired and good again. As you prepare to defend against the newly repaired others, I take full control of your body, and flee into the cosmos.

 

My mask, and drakmahka's body!

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

G1 Cosmos gets rid of you, whereupon I arrive inside G1 Starscream and shoot you down.

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I activate a hidden function in the Moonship and it turns into a mech suit. I use it to beat up Starscream and take teh mask.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I know not this Drakmahka of whom you speak, and I am Drakmanka.

I am now stuck out in the void of space, though, so I don't have much else going for me.

 

Not my mask, but if anyone would be willing to pick me up in a spaceship I would make them a lovely bowl of spaghetti.

Edited April 26, 2014 by Drakmanka

[Pupwa21]

I activate a hidden function in the Moonship and it turns into a mech suit. I use it to beat up Starscream and take teh mask.

 

My Mask.

I push the self desruct button. Now, check your self before you wreck yourself.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

I shove your face into the mask, which counts as wearing the mask; that causes you to explode allowing me to get the mask.

 

My mask.