Steal the Mask 2

[Onaku]

I blow up the tardis, causing the whole universe to be ripped apart. Meanwhile, after having tricked you with a fake mask, I travel to outside of the universe to wait out the explosion with the REAL mask. Seriously, I checked, there is 0% chance it's fake, so don't try me. But as I was saying, I wait the destruction of the universe out... wait a minute, that's... Davros and his daleks? With the reality bomb? OH SHI------

 

The reality bomb detonates, utilizing the great force of the prime universe's destruction to excelerate the wave of destruction through-out all of reality...

 

Not my mask. Heck, I don't know if there even is any mask anymore, and if the next poster doesn't address what happened in this post, the mask he has is definitely not the real one...

[Quisoves Potoo]

*Sigh*

People...

Always thinking they're so special: "Look at me, Ma, I'm gonna tear reality to shreds!"

Astounding. Now grow up and get a job. Reality is fine without your inane jiggery-pokery.

Oh, and the next time you see certain pan-dimensional entity named "Eleanor" thank the being profusely for cleaning up the mess.

Speaking of which, I'm real buddy-buddy with said entity, and he/she/it/them thought that I looked very fetching with the Ignika and so willed that it be my mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

You are eaten by my very own Fenrakk spider, Droopy. Nummy time!

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I drop out of hyperspace, having been transported there by being near teh Crucible when the bomb went off. A friendly alien race helps me rebuild my moonship. They also build me a personal pocket dimension.

 

Kopaka's mask.

Edited April 20, 2014 by Fekoro

[Mr. Lightning Bolt]

I summon Kogekkos, who grab the mask from Kopaka, taunt Fekoro with it, put it in his hands, and then smack him in the face to get it back again and hand it over to me. My mask.

[JAG18]

I hand you one of Hydraxon's Exploding Boomerangs and dare you to throw it at me.

 

It being a boomerang, means it comes back at you right before...well you know.

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I activate my hyperdrive, warp to Jag, and set one of the Repulsons to reverse.I fire it at teh mask and grab the mask. I warp to Andromeda,and stuff the mask into my pocket dimension.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I tear the barriers between dimensions open like low-quality cloth, ripping the mask from the pocket dimension and throwing it into the infinite-th dimension with a force that would realistically speaking use up all the energy in the universe at once, but since this is science fiction, it only puts a slight strain on my god-like body. I then... oh! Shucks! Seems I underestimated the strain which the throw put on my body. My physical form quickly deteriorates, leaving only my conscious mind to fade into the abyss of eternity.

 

Not my mask.

Edited April 20, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Some Random Phrase]

My alien allies repair the dimension.

 

Not my mask. It is floating somewhere in space.

[Ehksidian]

I walk up to the mask and claim it while that stuff happens. How?

Nanomachines, son.

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Droopy eats you, too. Nummy time!

 

My mask.

[Ehksidian]

I burst forth from Droopy, and beat you to death with a sword as hard to see as your text.

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

IS IT HARD TO READ NOW?

 

Whilst attempting to read this, Droopy vaporizes you with it's eyes. Does the meal not agree? Maybe it would work better toasted.

 

My mask.

Edited April 20, 2014 by kopaka's kool kompanion

[Ehksidian]

Droopy then realized it is dead because I chestbursted it. Then I eat your kidneys.

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I get new kidneys (although I don't like the color) and then cast a revive spell on Droopy, turning him into a big dragon. (I'll need to name that one...)

I suppose you can assume where this is going.

My mask.

[Ehksidian]

Yes.

Droopy violently explodes because that is the proper course of action.

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I appear for two microseconds, long enough to grab teh mask, and vanish.

 

My mask.

[KittehWubbins]

A ripple in the time and space continuum happens and you die in the midst of vanishing. I get the mask.

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I transmute a bunch of weapons and slay you.

 

My mask.

[Ehksidian]

The weapons had to come from somewhere.

So they came form your very essence. I take the mask from the pile of weapons you became.

My mask.

[Onaku]

I call you a "Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technetium Helium". While you simultaneously break down crying and try to figure out what it means, I run away with the mask.

 

My mask.

 

... Oh, wait, we're still in the infinite-th dimension, aren't we?

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

No we're not! And while you're all trying to figure out where the heck we are now, I take the money mask and run.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I tell my good friend, The Batman, that you are secretly the Joker. He then beats you to a pulp and leaves you tied up and hanging from a cliff. I take the Mask from you and laugh to myself as I walk away.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I break into the Lion Temple, steal all the Chi and... wait wrong universe.

 

I drop down out of the sky, land on your face, and make off with the mask while you are still computing how a tush of that size could have ever been attached to a person.

 

My mask.

Edited April 22, 2014 by Drakmanka

[Mr. Lightning Bolt]

I execute iaijutsu with a bokken, smacking the mask out of your hand and into mine.

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I just execute you. Nothing more.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I burn the cardboard background away to reveal that we are, in fact, still in the infinite-th dimension.

 

Not my mask, I just wanted to point this fact out...

 

Go crazy.

[Quisoves Potoo]

A booming voice welcomes you all to the Celestial Toyroom. The speaker, who identifies himself as "the Celestial Toymaker," points out that all of you who have stolen the mask since post #1928, with the exception of Toa Onaku, have lost the game, the objective of which was to resist the allure of the Ignika and the power used to obtain it. Immediately, Ringabell, Toa Smoke Monster, Drakmanka, Kitteh Wubbins, Toa_of_Regret, Fekoro, and Kopaka's Kool Kompanion are turned into wooden dolls, doomed to stay in the Toymaker's realm and serve as decorations for his various games.

I soon turn up in my type 150 Time Capsule, and the Toymaker materializes. He is quite imposing, dressed as a Chinese Mandarin, and demands that I play Toa Onaku and a fellow calling himself "Jack Sprat" in a game. I suggest Monopoly, and thus we begin a surreal, life-sized version of the well known cut-throat pro-trust boardgame. Fortunately, I have a miniature infinite probability drive hidden in my coat pocket, and I soon have hotels on both Board-Walk and Park Place. As soon as possible, both of my opponents land on both those properties, then do so again, and again, until they are bankrupt. Toa Onaku is turned into a ventriloquist's dummy, and Jack Sprat is revealed as a puppet of the Toymaker. I claim the Ignika as my prize, and as the Toymaker considers the next game, I suggest "Hide and Seek." The Toymaker agrees, and I flee into my Time-Capsule with the Mask, and dematerialize. I land my Time-Capsule in New Wala Wala, where I relax, listening to the cries of the Speckled Howling Kiwis performing their mating calls. The Mask is mine.

Edited April 22, 2014 by Quisoves Pugnat

[Onaku]

Strangely, my wooden doll form materializes out of nowhere and lands right next to you, the mask plopping off the sand and onto my wooden hand. Since I'm still made of wood, how ever, there is nothing I can do.

 

My mask, for however short a while that is...

Edited April 22, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Quisoves Potoo]

I reclaim the mask and pick you up too. I fetch my Spear of Fusion from my Capsule, and proceed to fuse you to the Ignika. Old hat, I know, but a man can't be bothered all that much when he's relaxing in New Wala Wala. Can a Kanohi function when it's made out of wood and protodermis? I don't know. And seeing as I'm on vacation, I feel no incentive to go to the nearest computer and look up the answer. Not that I'm lazy, I'm simply enjoying my Thoreau moment. My mask/Toa Onaku.

[Onaku]

Fusing my wooden body with the mask has given me a chance. My trapped mind quickly takes over the mask and transforms the wooden body back into its original form. I then separate the mask from my body, and finally transport my mind back into the mask. I then quickly run away with the mask, board a conveniently present spaceship, and take off into the void of space.

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I hop into my Gundam and kill you. BTW, it's Heavyarms Kai Custom (OVA/Endless Waltz)

 

My mask.

[Arzaki]

I hide in a box to sneak up on you and take the mask. My mask.

[Ehksidian]

Whoever that "Ringabell" guy is is a wooden doll still.

I'm not. Since I'm not him. I walk up to you, tape a bomb to your box, and blow you sky high.

My mask.

ya dun goofed and spelled my name wrong.

Edited April 22, 2014 by Ringabel

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I hop in Deathscythe and slice you into pieces. Gundam power!

 

My mask, by the way.

[Onaku]

I have rigged every single piece of combat oriented technology with high-tech explosives that cannot be tampered with. I thus individually destroy your gundam, and the mask automatically falls back to the planet, where I stand to grab it perfectly. I of course survive it, even if it was falling all the way from space.

 

My mask.

[OmiChron]

The Chinese house wherein the Toymaker resides begins to tremble. The earth itself heaves underneath the ancient wooden structure. The house stops its bucking, and there is a creak on the boards outside.

 

The Toymaker hears an sharp intake of breath, and then, a metal-clad foot kicks through the wall, spraying splintered timber across the room. A fist tears at the hole and a dark figure eases his way into the room.

 

The Toymaker looks up at the intruder, bewildered. "We're playing hide and seek!" he cries indignantly.

 

The Toa stretches out his arm and a long rod forms. At the tip is a rotating blunt tool. "Then I win," the Toa replies, green eyes glinting. "The Ignika, now."

 

Gesticulating feebly, the Toymaker struggles for words. A hooded head pokes in through the hole in the wall, features undistinguishable from the shadow."

 

"Toa Tohzak," it addresses, "the Mask is no longer here."

 

The Toymaker appeals to the newcomer. "I'm– I'm just an actor!" Tohzak ignores the dithering robed figure.

 

"We leave at once." His pearlescent armour shines over his glossy black form. "And we shall not stop until the Ignika is returned home."

Edited April 23, 2014 by OmiChron

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use the power of SCIENCE! to restore my body to its original state. Then I use the power of EXPLOSIVES to blow you up. All that is left is the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Drakmanka]

I simply wait for so long that my now wooden-doll body rots away and returns to it's original state - soil. I then use pure will to change this soil back into my original form, if minus my armor.

I then run off naked into the night, laughing maniacally.

I eventually find Toa Smoke Monster and run up to him and give him a big, creepy hug. The shock of being hugged by a nude Toa causes him to drop the mask, which I then scoop up and make off with, turning said mask into a Kanohi loincloth until I can find a better clothing option.

 

My mask/loincloth.

[Stan McStudz]

I was about to take the Mask, but...

 

Ew. I'll leave it for someone else.