-Windrider- Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 So somehow, the last game was won. That shouldn't have happened. Let's try again. Wait for Toa Onaku to post the rules! 2
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) So, same rules as before, and I'll copy them from the other topic for reference: In this game, you have to come up with creative ways to steal the Kanohi Ignika from the last player to have it!First, some ground rules: All the standard BZP rules apply.Second, please keep countering the last post to a minimum. (E.G, "I shoot my Zamor Sphere at you, making you my slave. You give the mask to me. My Mask." Post 2: "I dodged the Zamor Sphere. It's still my mask.") It just negates the last persons post and makes it less fun for all.Third: You have to state that the mask is in your possession at the end of your post. (E.G., IMMA FIRIN MY LAZORS!!! My Mask!) Otherwise, you don't have the mask.Fourth: YOU CANNOT WEAR THE MASK!!!! If you do, we must forcibly remove your face along with the mask.Some other things: The Mask has "cursed" us all with instant regeneration. If someone kills you, you're alive again by your next post. Cool!Now then.. Have fun, and let the game begin. My mask!!! Edited January 25, 2014 by -Windrider- 2 BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I walk up, using a CLEVER DISGUISE, and steal it.The mask is mine! Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Lemony Lepid Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (What? how did you do that? well, umm... delete mine? or yours? IDK, I think mine's cooler.) ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) I walk up to ya and SOCK YOU IN THE FACE. Then I nail you to the wall of my basement. My Mask. Step up, son! Edited January 25, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Funny, The sock was discounted, That gives me a Super Hank army, They free me and kick your butt. My mask, Can we have an in story Explanion about the reboot? Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 This game doesn't really require a story, but ok. After everyone settled for peace, I took the mask to the center room of the space station, placed it in a casket, and put it in among the other boxes on the loft (yes, I built a loft for the space station). In time, the mask faded from memory, and prosperity reigned. Twenty years later, a dark shadow creeps out of the darkest reaches of the universe, and destroys the space station. Doing this, it accidentally damages the reality altering machine I had on board the station, and it reset time completely, further than ever before. This is an alternate reality now, an alternate beginning, and an alternate course of events. Well, now that we got that out of the way, I build a space shuttle and crash it into you, me barely surviving with a few cracked ribs and a mauled left arm. I take the mask and make a run for it. My mask. 1 BZPRPG Profiles
Click Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I change the second "A" in your name for it to become "Toa Onuku," which just so happens to be my self-MOC. My Mask! 1 ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 You trip and fall down to the center of the earth, I respawn next to the mask and kick you into a spike. The mask keeps me alive when i get out because im the only person around. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I take you by the head and throw you into the stratosphere. I then take the mask. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Click Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 On the way back down, Pupwa21 lands on you, smashing you both into a crater, and I causally walk by and take the mask. My mask! ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Lemony Lepid Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) I impale your chest, opening it. I pull out your kidney and run. Mask is still yours, unless you commit suicide from too much pain. Edited January 26, 2014 by Loganto The Bo-Matoran ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I steal the kidney back, return it to click, and do the same with the Mask. Except I keep it. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 GOLDEN THUNDER IMPALEMENT! Spikes come out of the floor and impale and kill you all. I take the mask. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Makuta of Time Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I come out of a cardboard box and choke you. My mask.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I burn your carboard box, and laugh loudly. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
NorikSigma Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 While you laugh, I snatch the mask away and hide it in a pocket dimension. Unfortunately, I lost the keys to it. Mask belongs to whoever can access the mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Olmak. It's really that simple. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Makuta of Time Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I come at you as Axonn and lumberjack you. I then revert to by normal form. My Mask.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I shoot you with a knife, confusing everyone else. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
-Windrider- Posted January 25, 2014 Author Posted January 25, 2014 Not having known that "to lumberjack" is a verb, I proceed to mathematician you and then astronaut you. My mask!
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 You just got cosmonaut'd. Ciao! My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I pull a Snorax and fall asleep on you, causing you to lose your hold on the Mask. My Mask! Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) I give you an energy drink. While you bounce off the walls, I very carefully sneak out with the mask. My Mask. Edited January 25, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
NorikSigma Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I lock the door. My mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I have shaped charges. I also have feet, just in case the bomb does not work. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
NorikSigma Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 As the dust clears, I summon the undead to grab those feet and hold you down, while they disarm you of you remaining charges. My mask and undead army. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Voxumo Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I Slither through the darkness and proceed to steal the mask and then return to the very shadows My mask. Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I use my super hank army to set up a super store, while you all shop Vox paid in mask. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I falsify government records, making it so that I own the store you are operating in. This grants me all the earnings you have made while there, including the mask. I make my escape to Japan before anyone catches on. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Funny,You used discounted paper. I get an super hank army again and they beat you with propain. I show proof that you falsified thee records and you get death. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
NorikSigma Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) I use the undead army to free Vox from the prison before he is executed, learn the mask's location from him and the undead army proceeds to steal the mask from government custody. My mask. Funny things, undead is auto-corrected here to unread. Makes you wonder... Edited January 25, 2014 by Norik Of Gielinor BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I am dead, but instead of being revived, my spirit is forced back into my body, making me undead. I infiltrate Norik of Gielinor's undead army, and discreetly steal the mask without him being any the wiser. I run away, and the mask brings me back to life at the same time. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Super store. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I bash your head off of your body, then proceed to use it as a bowling ball on your Super Salesmen Army. They all die. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Lemony Lepid Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I steal your mask, you can keep the other, it's a nuisance.I suck the life force out of your mask. Congrats, you're now weaker AND you still have the mask. ~~
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Funny, that was the discount life drainer. I live with more super hanks. My. Mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I force a new bill to pass, making discounts illegal. Your super salesmen twist and turn in pain, then liquify. You are traumatized for life, and while you experience the initial shock, I steal the mask and limp away, with out my own mask. The mask is mine, but I don't have my mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Funny, I'm the president. Bill veto. My mask and super hanks. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Since I'm pretty sure we're all still in Japan, I summon a plethora of beings from recent Japanese media. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
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