Steal the Mask 3

[Onaku]

I thank you for reviving my Behemoth, but I am afraid that mask belongs to me. I take it from your hands in one swift motion.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

And so, I don't even try to attack your Gukko physically, as that would be futile. Indestructibility does not cover mental attacks, however, and I take control of your indestructible heralds, turning them into my slaves. Not so smug now, are you?

 

My Mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Your gukkos are sent to Karzahni and return as evil demons.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Which I then take control of, giving me indestructible demons as my slaves. Thanks, RahkshiToa.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

Slaves? Then why did they just kill you? Gukkos are smart, man. You just got outsmarted by a bird. They come back to me, chattering happily. And don't go saying that they're still under your control. I've checked and doublechecked.

 

My mask.

 

P.S. Oh, and Toa Onaku? No problem. If anyone's pet dies, just call me over.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Gukko Lord

[Onaku]

Well I triple checked. And it seems that your birds don't actually exist anymore. Shame that one... 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I create more of them. Easy when you're a Gukko lord.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I leave for a bit, and go buy myself a nice cute puppy. I train him up and bond with him. I then take him with me to go see Triclops. "Do you like my new pet, Triclops? We've really grown to like each other. I'd be heart broken if he died." I make sure that the puppy is in a position where any attempt to harm me would lead to him getting hurt. "Now, I believe you have something I want. Let's not get violent, we wouldn't want my pet getting hurt in the crossfire." I use the pet to blackmail you into giving me the Mask, with the puppy blissfully unaware of what's going on.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

You walk away happily. The puppy trots next to you, then suddenly nips the mask out of your hand... and eats it. Yup, the mask was just a giant, golden dog biscuit. In your anger, you attempt to strike it, but it bounds away, towards my little hut. Seething, you start to draw near to my hut until- WHAM- you're vaporized by the little self destruct chip I secretly planted on you as you turned to leave.

 

My mask.

 

PS, I'm Gukko Lord, not Triclops.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Gukko Lord

[ShadowVezon]

All right then. But you see, this was all a trick by me to get revenge on you, by getting you to lower your guard. You see, I'd secretly injected him with my cells. He takes out a bazooka (he had that) and blows you up. It then takes out a Vortex Manipulator (it had that too) and teleports back to me. You forget how many bodies I have, Gukko Lord.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

My Gukko put me back together. Good thing I'm made of pieces meant to come apart! While you are reveling in the destruction you've caused, oblivious to the outside world, I walk into firing distance, aim my crossbow, and blow your head clean off with one well-placed shot. The puppy then runs off into a random portal, into another dimension of flowers, rainbows and more puppies.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I turn you into a human and break you by freezing you with liquid NlTROGEN.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

My Gukko again put me back together, albeit in a more gory way. I then beat you up and ventilate your face.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Oh my GOD! There's something on your FACE!!!

 

 

 

It was my fist.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I kick you off a cliff.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

Xyzzy.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

A cloud randomly drops from the sky, killing you.

 

My mask. 

[ShadowVezon]

I drop from the sky, killing you.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

I snipe your face!

 

My mask.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

My hologram multiplies, very quickly. there is now a ever growing army of holograms(which someone will kill in 5 seconds). they seize the mask by removing Gukko`s face

 

my holograms mask.

[Guest]

My face then proceeds to grow arms and slap you senseless. I walk up through your harmless army of Holograms, pick up my face, and put it on. Then I suck all the air out your lungs, killing you.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

You die from old age.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

Stuff!!! I packed some Bags!!! Drama Class does a Play!!!

 

 

 

My mask.

[The Undertaken]

I write a scathing review of said play!

 

my mask

[ActivePalpitation]

-A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE FRAY!-

 

.....and steals the mask in the process of entering the fray.

 

 

 

My mask.

Edited November 7, 2014 by Turaga of Ponies

[The Undertaken]

I pull out a candle to melt the end of the frayed rope, trapping you inside. I then take ownership of the rope and all its contents.

 

My mask and over-sized, formerly frayed rope

[Guest]

I will die from old age, but that's not gonna happen for a LOOOOONG time. I snipe your face!

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

A gukko bites your head off.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

HADOUKEN!

 

my masky

[Guest]

The Gukko then pops my head back on. I smash the two of you together, somehow making you switch mind/bodies. I then lock you in one of ShadowVezon's mirrorverses.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Shoryuken!

 

MY MAASK! I TPRF THSY WITH MU RYRD VLODRF.

 

(Should I edit the failure?)

Edited November 7, 2014 by Pohatu: Master of Stone

[Guest]

I snipe your face!

 

My mask.

[The Undertaken]

DECAPITATION!

 

my mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

EVISCERATION!

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Once again, I put my head back on. I then snipe your face!

[ShadowVezon]

FATALITY!

 

My Mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I put myself together... yet again. I then electrocute you to death.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I don't take you apart. I put you together MORE! Basically I put all of your atoms so close together that they formed a miniature black hole that then proceeded to die out immediately, dispersing the matter that was you in ultra-fast jets of gamma-radiation. By now, your remains have been dispersed throughout the cosmos.

 

My mask.