user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Mike, a Toa of Gravity who just so happens to be my buddy, disables the black hole, killing you and setting us free. Me and Mike's mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Twist. my real name is Mike. I am the aforementioned toa. I crush you into a ball and then lift you into the stratosphere.my mask Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I escape in my sound form and beam myself into your head, destroying your eardrums. Then I leave for the muffin factory. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I suck you into my stomach with my integrated vacuum generator.My mask. I then give to SV.SV's mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) Just as I had predicted. You find yourself unable to go near the Muffin Factory, due to the silence still being in effect. And once you reach the edge, I increase the radius of the silence field to 2 miles. Well Dane, you managed to beat me to it. I still increased the silence field though, so you'll have nowhere to go should you escape. My Mask. Edited January 19, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) I exit my sound form by generating myself a body, and as I am currently in VahkiDane's innards, it destroys him from the inside. Dane promptly explodes and I use his decapitated head's disc-launcher jaws to shoot a spinning laser saw into your gut, bisecting you before it releases a wave of pressure. Since your body is destroyed, you temporarily aren't able to keep up the silence field. I escape. My mask. Edited January 19, 2015 by Gukko Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 I have since the last post been on an endless quest to destroy every last one of ShadowVezon's bodies. All of the bodies he had outside of the universe no longer exist since... well, there is no outside of the universe. Even the majority of this universe has been removed from existence. Which of course makes my job all the more easier. I now proceed to kick you in the face. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I catch your foot at the last second and shove you into the realm of nothing, erasing you from existence. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 The mask, fortunately, brings me back, allowing me to stomp your head in. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I shove you and the mask into the realm of nothing. No mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 Congratulations, you just ended the game for good... No, I am of course kidding. The mask doesn't settle for not existing, and it tears its way back into existence, with me and the rest of our universe in tow. No other universes though, which is a shame. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I throw you into the spectating ShadowVezon, and your lips touch... and hold, as I've stuck uber-magical-superglue onto them. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 Not that I personally am complaining, but ShadowVezon's gonna be miffed... I do manage to break the magnetism with a bit of technical know how, after which I proceed to beating you to death with a wrench. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Before the finishing blow can be dealt, I beam myself into your head and implant a thing that plays Miley Cyrus music nonstop. You scream and beg me to end it, but I just smirk, rebuild my body, and fly away. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 Unfortunately for you, I happen to still have the far-walk ability, but a sub-ability of this is to make other objects go wherever I want them to. In this case, I make the thing go into your own head, and code its molecular structure so that it becomes a permanent part of your body, so even if you turn into sound, it will still be there. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) I control sound, dude. I make it play Daft-Punk/Avicii/Imagine-Dragons/Bastille/All-My-Favorite-Bands music instead. Thanks! I then bisect you... lengthwise. My mask. Edited January 19, 2015 by Gukko Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I then sew together a blanket!!! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Phrase Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I drop an email on you My mask. Quote Kopaka, the coolest(Pun intended) Ko-Toa ever: "If the fight had turned, Exann might be the one on the floor with Antidermis spurting out of him. This is how battle is. This is how life is." -Mar'jik, Corpus Rahkshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I hire north Korea and the NSA to hack into your email, remove me from your contacts, add all the others, and then revert the email back at you complete with a virus that kills all: living things, semi-living things (COUGH COUGH gukko lord...), and technological things. You are paralyzed as well as in flames currently. That is stage 1 of this virus.Stage 2: all your contact list is sent this email (which opens on its own) and are promptly engulfed in stage 1 and things repeat and so on until all of you are unable to attack and the mask is just lying on the ground.mine. Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I have previously installed an unstoppable anti-virus. The virus is stopped dead in its tracks. I reprogram it into an Easy-Delete program which manifests in my hands as a Digi-Deleter Rifle. I noscope you, making your body dissipate into millions of 1's and 0's. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) Well whaddya know. I've always wanted to be a buncha little numbers. I call upon my bretheren 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9 and we swarm you. You are overpowered and cannot help dropping the mask. content with our victory, all of the numbers slink away into unknown places, throwing the world into utter chaos as no one knows speed limits, prices, times, part counts, page numbers, dates, and so on. Rome burns. Again. My mask and miniature army of small yet important numbers. Edited January 20, 2015 by kanohi of jello 1 Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 I apply mathematics to round up all of those stray numbers. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 YEEEEHAAAAW!!! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I shoot you out of a canon. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I replace your mask with a rotten pineapple skin. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I replace your body with a fresh, whole pineapple. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) Turns out rotten pineapple skin can actually substitute the mask. So that rotten pineapple skin is now the mask. P:MoS's mask. I make you look bad in front of your ninja clan. They kick you out. My mask Edited January 20, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 So this means I have a rotten pineapple skin imbued with the powers of the Ignika... I don't want it anymore. You can have it. I push the "mask" into your hands. Onaku's mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) By following the part you had ninja'd me from, you insult your (former) ninja clan, prompting them to kick your *ss. My mask (the pineapple skin was never real) Edited January 20, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I throw you a hula skirt and you become Hawaiian. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 I throw your unfunny joke right back at you, breaking fifty of your bones in the process. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I throw a rock at you, breaking 206 of your bones. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 I throw my bone shards at you at impossible speeds, shredding all your flesh off. My mask Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 My skeleton attacks you and you become a skeleton. While you are dazed, I take le mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 My Gukko Ninja Clan kills you. Mah mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) I become a pirate, and considering ninjas have been beaten by pirates, your gukko ninja clan is destroyed. Yarr! The mask be mine! Edited January 20, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The King of Squids destroys your pirate ship. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 Narrrrr!!! Me ship!!! Ye'll pay fer that, ye landlubber!! After being revived as a non-pirate, I proceed to twisting your head 7200°. (that's twenty whole circles) My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 My head unwinds and I fly forward like a helicopter into you, my rotating head goring you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I summon Propeller Knight who shows you the true meaning of flying, and you become amazed. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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