Steal the Mask 3

[BionicMushroom]

RRRRRREEEEEEBOOT!

 

All actions that have ever been taken have been erased.

 

Nobody's Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

My Mask, actually. Coming from an Alternate Universe, messing with the timeline of this universe has no effect on me besides giving me a blank slate to work with.

 

My Mask.

[BionicMushroom]

That was the point. Now it's a blank state.

 

After reclaiming my army, I choke you with a melting spork.

 

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I have appeared from multiple points in time, so reboots have no effect on me. I stab SV and fly off with the mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by VahkiDane

[BionicMushroom]

(Rule 3: Keep it simple. Sure, it's nice to once in a while to get a cleverly written post with some intricate actions, but do try to keep those small non-the-less. No walls of text.)

 

I walk up to you and offer you a cup of JUSTICE.

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

(By the way, someone who doesn't need oxygen isn't going to be affected by strangulation.)

I appear in front of both VahkiDane and BionicMushroom simultaneously, teleporting the both of them onto Venus. I then decide to go for a drink of Bourbon, and maybe a croissant or two.

 

My Mask.

(EDIT: Wall of text? We haven't had anything of the sort. And believe me, I'm the one who wrote a 75 line post last game, I know what I'm talking about.)

Edited January 18, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[BionicMushroom]

EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

... *looks around in confusion* ...No, it really isn't.

 

My Mask. (Great song though.)

[Dane-gerous]

After brutally murdering Bionic, I fly off to SV and freeze him. I grab the mask. I then shut down to recharge.

My mask. 

Edited January 18, 2015 by VahkiDane

[Some Random Phrase]

I send an antimatter pulse across the galaxy, before getting a hold of an Anti-MOnitor suit and a ton of BLue Lantern batteries. My invincible Manhunter army takes you out, then destroys all ninja.

 

My mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Teclax Master of Tech

[ShadowVezon]

Good thing I ain't a Ninja then. It's also a good thing that I have an army spanning multiple universes, which I can call at will. It might be wise not to start a war you can't win.

 

My Mask.

[Dane-gerous]

Neither of you grabbed my mask. Hah. I'm still shut down though.

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I'm just busy trying to stop Gukko Lord from attacking with his army right now.

 

I waged war against the Keepers of Time before. There's a reason they're no longer around. I defeated them after a long arduous war, and assimilated them into my army.

 

Oh, I do take the Mask though.

 

My Mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[BionicMushroom]

My Unwaveringly Loyal Rahkshi Army (ULRA) carpet bombs you all and mops up with their staffs.

They fly away.

 

I grab the mask from the ashes.

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I had my power shield up. I shoot you down with a sniper rifle on the ground.

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I use a tsar bomb on you.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I grasp your shoulders ad vibrate them apart, and I then ninja-kick your head into the atmosphere, where it burns up.

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I regenerate behind you and shoot lightning through you.

 

My maak

[Guest]

I am unharmed, but the same can not be said to you, as you are no longer in one piece. No, you are in millions.

 

My mask.

[BionicMushroom]

I break every bone in your crotch, get into a two-man Chozo ship with the Stig, and fly away.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I shoot down the Chozo ship with a giant long-barrelled gun.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

The long-barrelled gun suddenly unfolds into a four-armed insectoid monstrosity- me. In my new body, I grow helicopter saw-blades and trisect you, knocking you down long enough for me to make my escape.

 

My mask.

[BionicMushroom]

Space Pirates.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Nuked. Along with Gukko Lord and yourself.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

In my sound form, I fly through your head, causing enough mental noise for me to acquire a new body- a boombox, which I then play epic Avohkii music through. It's so awesome everyone just stops fighting and starts dancing. Except for you. You're lying on the floor, screaming, as Jutlin Bieber Music plays nonstop through your head.

 

My mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Gukko Lord

[ShadowVezon]

A good strategy, and one that actually works, until I can concentrate just enough to dispel the sound with my power over Sonics.

 

Have to admit though, if I didn't have power over Sonics, that might actually have worked. However, thanks to your previous actions I had the power to stop your mental assault. And now I'm furious at you, not to mention actually worried for my life, I teleport a mountain into you, which'll replace your molecules with the mountain's. I'll then mute all sound in the radius of 10 meters, aiming to wipe you out if you survive.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

After my Gukko easily put me back together, I flash my tongue at you and fly off with the mask, screaming in delight- not that you can hear me.

 

My mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Gukko Lord

[BionicMushroom]

The gukkos are terminated by my Rahkshi, who swiftly depart. As compensation, I give you a cup of JUSTICE.

 

Oh, and I steal the mask.

 

My

[Dane-gerous]

I noscope everything in the sky. The mask falls down and I grab it.

My mask.

[Guest]

You guys forget that my Gukko are invincible. You? Well, you're dead.

 

My mask.

[kanohi of jello]

I gain control of the vegetation through methods too confusing to describe and entangle each of you beneath a mile of various plants, who then pull each of your bodies apart joint by joint.

 

My Mask

[ShadowVezon]

I gain control of the vegetation through methods much easier to describe: I give myself control over Plant Life. I make the plants turn on you and tear you limb from limb.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

I casually reconnect my joints and then start playing moar Avohkii music, bending the plants to my will and forcing them to tear you limb from joint.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I then silence you, making you lose control over the plants. I don't need that body. I can just teleport another dozen in to replace it.

 

My Mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

And then you get whipped in the backside multiple times with a makeshift whip. You teleport to another dimension purely out of humiliation.

 

My mask.

[Ghidora131]

Out of a randomly placed wall in an unnoticed part of the world, I bust through it at high speed, then loop around the planet busting it two more times before the pieces hit the ground. I fly to your location and drop kick you, then kick you as you drop(again). By now you are in too much pain to keep your grip on the mask, so I spread some mustard on it and pick it up.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

GUKKO PUNCH!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

While you have all been occupied by this raging war, I meanwhile have been travelling. Now, when I say travelling, what I really mean is visit every single point of space and time, and take over the lifeforms present there. I've done this for pretty much every universe in both existence and non-existence, granting me an accumulated force of near-infinite lifeforms. Yes, all of SV's forces are a part of it, and no, you guys can't travel back in time to prevent it, because I already have gone to the beginning of time... of all timelines, everywhere. I have taken over everything, but the minuscule space that surrounds the battlefield.

 

Now, someone (ShadowVezon) might come up with the clever idea of simply taking over every one of their minds, or heck, even my own mind, but then they would also be in the dark about my newest, most powerful creation: The infinity mask. What it does is make me invincible, immortal, unswayable and all around something comparable to a god... no, a god of gods. And then, I make my attack.

 

TRY TO DEFEAT ME NOW, SHADOW VEZON! I'VE DONE IT NOW!!! I'VE BEATEN YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

 

(Meanwhile, I am sitting here, giggling about how ridiculously try-hard i have made myself out to be in this post.)

 

My mask.

Edited January 18, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[BionicMushroom]

Vezon teleports on top of you, and teleports away with you. Back to vacation with thee.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Sorry, Mushy, but Onaku said that with his power doing that would be impossible. You're the one taken by Vezon. Onaku's mine.

 

I turn around to Onaku and stuff the mask onto his face. By the rules of this game, his face is removed along with it- and, as it was just on his face, so is the Infinity Mask. I then Gukko-Punch him in the chest, my fist passing cleanly through his torso and emerging out the other end, killing him instantly. His acquired forces retreat to their own dimensions, never to encounter us again.

 

My mask.

 

PS, HAH! ONAKU! WHAT NOW BRUH? WANNA GO?!

Edited January 19, 2015 by Gukko Lord