evil_jaga_genius Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I give you a Soviet Russian pie which throws you into Aerixx and gives me ample time to run off with the mask. My mask and mysterious pie. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) You find yourself unable to keep running forward however, as I use my power over magnetism to pull you back to me. "Going somewhere?" I then force you a mile underground, so that I'll be long gone if you ever manage to claw your way back up. My Mask. Edited March 28, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 I immediately crush you into a cubic planck length, then hurl the miniature black hole into the depths of space. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I throw you into the black hole as it flies off into space. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Matoran Universe on your head. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 It was a miniature black hole, not a fully fledged one, so I float by its immensely weak gravity field without any harm. I then use a polarized photon beam, coupled with an enhanced micro transit device to instantaneously fire the photon beam into your head, as well as dissolving the mask into sub-atomic particles, then transporting them to me with a particle transporter device, before then re-assembling them again. My mask and technobabble. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 In order to prove your tech-savviness, I convince you to lick a 9-volt battery. Little do you know I swapped it for a 900-volt one, though... My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 Hah, you fool. By giving me a 900-volt battery (which does nothing when you lick it, I mean, come on now) you have given me just what I need to complete my high-intensity neutron gun, which I use to detonate one of the atoms in your brain. Boom goes your head in a miniature nuclear explosion. I am unharmed, and walk away with the mask. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Wait, what? You DON'T get shocked by licking a battery...? HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME THIS VALUABLE PIECE OF INFORMATION?!? I pour a bottle of Sink and Brain Cleaner on you, thoroughly washing your brain, and snatch the mask out of your hands. My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) My Mask. not Yours. Mine. My Mask. Edited March 30, 2015 by Dragon11603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 I appeal to The Great Authority. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I am more appealing.My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I force you to vomit your intestines onto Onaku's face. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I distract you with some delicious steak and kidney pie and run off with the mask. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 I distract you with an explosive punch to the face. I lose an arm, and you lose your head. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 You punch me explosively as well. You lose your other arm, I lose my face. I then decide to take the mask as a replacement face. My mask, your lack of appendages. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I unleash bees on you my mask Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 I unleash hyper-aggressive spiders on you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I unleash Nicholas Cage on you, just to see his reaction to all those spiders. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm vegetarian. Get rekt. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) As a non-vegetarian, I am perfectly able to eat you. My mask. Edited March 31, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You choke and die. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 You get #rekt My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) You get #dead My mask. Edited April 1, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I step on you My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lightning bolt! *rolls a d20*Critical hit! My mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Fire bolt! *rolls a d20* ... ... A NATURAL F***ING 20!! My fire bolt is so powerful that every single one of your atoms is stripped away in a torrent of pure unrelenting heat. You immediately cease to exist. My mask. Edited April 1, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hey, that's a loaded d20! You what else is loaded? MY BAZOOKA, THAT'S WHAT! My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 April Fools! Its not really your mask, its mine! My mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 April Fools is over. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 *Sets Aerixx's Clock back 24 hours*Now it isn't! My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 *Blows up the planet*Now it is. My mask Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Cool guys don't look at essplosions my masx Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Enjoy your masx. Meanwhile, I shall hold on to the mask. Still my mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 YOU SHALL DIEEEE my mask and masx Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) But I don't die. You how ever... don't either. Instead, I imprison you in a stasis pod, which I then trap within the deepest reaches of a rogue planet deep in the uncharted reaches of space, outside any star system or galaxy. I leave you there, waiting, for all eternity... Nah, I'm just kidding. I blow it up a few seconds later. See ya when ya revive, but until then... MY MASK! Edited April 2, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I Kill you Right in the Face. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) And I kill you right in the *ss My mask. Edited April 2, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I kill you Right in your Dead Body. Twice. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Unfortunately for you, that dead body has nothing to do with me. I then manage to convince a jury that just happens to conveniently be here that you have a serious case of necrophilia, and that you were just acting upon those urges in the most vile of ways. They throw you away in a mental asylum. Have fun. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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