Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I run you over with a cruise liner. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I bribe pirates to steal the cruise liner and you along with it. They give me the mask since they're all Matoran anyways. My Mask. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Or were they? My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 They were, actually. And since I happen to be a Toa and matoran practically worship Toa as minor deities, I have no problem persuading them to give me the mask. My mask and small religious cult. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Excommunication!!! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 Fool. I have countless other worshippers. They take you to one of my many temples and skin you alive with doorstops. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The doorstops work for me. My Mask. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I am now skinless and gross you out with my muscles! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 You are killed by a bunch of sicknesses that you catch because you are skinless. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I cure my skinless body with some neosporin. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) That's neurotoxcin, bro My mask Edited May 14, 2015 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I throw you into the belly of a nearby beast. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydorack Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) The beast you threw someone into had just eaten me just a few minutes ago. MIB style, I use a laser blaster to explode him from the inside out. The beasts head goes flying and lands on you, knocking the mask out of your hands. I walk over and pick it up. My mask! Edit-didn't know there was a filter for MIB Edited May 14, 2015 by JanitorJake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Although you have now edited it out, the fact that you wrote Men (and I quote) in black, means that the real MIB come for you and put you into custody. Why? Because BZPower was the origin of an anti-MIB movement that seeks to eliminate their hold over the world. The real MIB aren't alien catchers, well, at least that's not their primary job description. In reality, they are the Illuminati. Now, since you've been apprehended by the Illuminati, I stealthily sneak away with the mask and make sure that the two "MIB" agents following me won't be seeing the sun shine again. My mask. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydorack Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I wake up in a cell in a secret basement prison. I use a toothpick stored under my tongue to dig a hole down into the sewage system. I trudge along until I track you walking down the street. I pop out of a sewer hole and sick an army of mutant sewer rats I've befriended on you. They eat off your hands and you run away, leaving the mask in the middle of the street. I walk over and pick it up. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Oh please. I didn't run away. I ran towards you. That is, towards your future location. You didn't realize it then, but when you then finally arrive at the one place you considered safe, I was waiting for you. With my hands regenerated, I take my newborn fingers and place them firmly around your neck, strangling you to death. Your mutant sewer rat friends met a less palatable fate, having all been submerged in extremely corrosive acid. They were fully turned to sludge before they even knew what was going on. My mask. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydorack Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I respawn on a cloud right above you. After my few seconds of immortality runs out, I drop and grab a a freshly spawned hammer. I land with it directly on your head instantly KO you. After the hammer disappears, I grab the mask, sprout wings, and fly away. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 I may be knocked out, but my devoted worshippers aren't. They name you a heretic, a follower of the evil one from beyond, and manage to bring you down after which they proceed to cut off your wings along with the rest of your body using bottle caps. I then wake up and take the mask for myself. My mask. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 A Black hole Consumes you and the Mask, Fortunately, I have a Toa of Black Holes with me, which gets the Mask out, but not you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydorack Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I walk up to you and say "sir doth thee knowest thee time of day" as you look at your watch I slap you with a banana and grab the mask and run away. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I descend upon you with the full force of the Bad Practical Joke Police. They beat you over the head with a truncheon for such a bad prank, and I reach down and grab the mask. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I call upon a Bad Practical Joke SWAT Team to confiscate the Mask. My Mask. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I enact Bad Practical Martial Law!! Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I confiscate the mask from you under Mata Nuian Law. My mask. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I set the Mata Nuian Law book on fire. And you as well. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydorack Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Godzilla steps on your head My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This is Steal the Mask 3. What has three sides? A triangle. Illuminati confirmed, therefore I take the mask from you as you gaze in wonder upon my revelation. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I un-confirm the Illuminati. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 I re-confirm the Illuminati, and refer to our recent encounter with the Men (and I quote) in Black. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I throw you into a triangular black hole, generated by the Illuminati specifically for time travel. My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) I get scolded. My Mask. Edited May 18, 2015 by Slider of Slikanalo Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I scold you again. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Ouch. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Seeing that you are still a threat, I then use my Broad Sword to take you down. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 18, 2015 Author Share Posted May 18, 2015 I throw you on a sawing table and pull you through the saw, starting between your legs. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 You are cruel and heartless. Just...wow...rude... My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted May 18, 2015 Author Share Posted May 18, 2015 I throw the sawing table at you, spinning saw first. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 SEE WHAT I MEAN! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I don't see what you mean, since I'm busy hitting you with a Skopio. People can only do so many things at once. My Mask. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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