Steal the Mask 3

[Onaku]

I throw the hole at you.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I jump from the hole and tackle you to the ground.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I throw you off of myself, then stand up and shoot multiple energy beams at you, blowing you sky high.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I then promptly teleport myself above you, the momentum propelling me into you at high speed. Very painful for those who can't regenerate their injuries. It's a good thing I can, isn't it.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Who said I couldn't? And who said I couldn't also punch your head clean off?

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

Who says I can't shoot you with a custard gun? No one, so I do what I said.

 

While you're blinded by the custard, I steal the mask from your hands and run away. My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You trip over the excess custard your gun creates, and you slam against the floor.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

You trip over some electrified razor wire I set up earlier.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

You trip over the pavement.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

You trip over yourself, and hit your head on your head.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

You hit your head,

 

My mask

[Lenore]

I hit your head.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Nothing hits your head. Literally. It's a vacuum. Your head explodes.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I suck you up into a vacuum,

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

The vacuum of power left by my death causes me to reincarnate stronger than ever. I obliterate you all and seal your essence into small plastic bricks.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I build an Ignika out of lego. My mask

[Lenore]

You have a mask, but not the Mask. That one happens to be in my possession.

[Naota Takizawa]

I do the old switcheroo. You got the lego mask, I got the real deal. My mask.

[Lenore]

I jump on a Thornatus and zip by, snagging the Mask and blasting you with Thornax.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I throw my head at you, knocking you off of the Thornatus.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

The poor aerodynamics of your skull cause it to veer to the side from a strong gust of wind.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I suddenly appear behind you, take the Mask, and disappear with it to somewhere far, far away.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I track the Mask's energy and teleport directly to you, having regenerated a new head to replace the old one. I stab my arm through your jaw before channelling a few thousand volts through my body, leaving you fried while I just regenerate from the third-degree burns.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

I warp you out of reality and into abstract existence.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

i warp you to the other side of the universe.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I've seen stranger things.

 

Anyway, my abandoned head grows a new body, and teleports over to Toa Smoke Monster. I then teleport him into the path of the now driverless Thornatus, leaving him to get skewered on the blades on the front of the vehicle.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I ram your thornatus with a 4x4 off roader from 2001.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Too bad that I wasn't in the Thornatus, isn't it? I'm still "somewhere far, far away".

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Suddenly... JOHN CENA!!!

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!

 

My mask

[TakuaNova]

We settle it in smash, no items, final destination, 2 stock, 5 minutes. I win.

My mask.

[Lenore]

A challenger approaches! I enter the battle and beat you up.

 

My Mask.

[TakuaNova]

I get angry and throw the controller at your head.

My mask.

[Lenore]

Pshh. I've dealt with worse than that. I politely return your controller and challenge you to a coin battle on Hanenbow. Deku Nuts only. Needless to say, you can't take the pressure. 

 

My Mask.

Edited August 25, 2015 by "Nevermore"

[ShadowVezon]

I turn you into a trophy using the Beautiful Butterfly Wings.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I return and challenge you to a battle in SSB4. One stock, items on, battle on Brinstar. I use Mewtwo and defeat you easily.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You then realise that while you were busy beating me, I had made off with the Mask. It's an advantage of having multiple bodies, you see.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Seeing as how I also possess that quality, I gang up on the you with the mask and beat him up, then take the mask from him.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I wait until you start leaving, before leaping back onto my feet and using my power over Magnetism to separate the group of yous. I then pull over the you holding the Mask, and take the Mask from him, wagging my finger in his face.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I smile, then open my jaw unnaturally much. You watch, be it in horror or simply curiousity, as my teeth turn sharp and pointed, and my jaw opens to almost completely 180°. And then, you are dead, as the teeth had been shot at high velocities into your neck and head. I pick the mask up, then walk away, letting the other me-s bury the one I supposedly killed. (Rule 1 of everything ever: Never turn your back on the body)

 

My mask.