Steal the Mask 3

[Lenore]

And we can also up the number of times your frail mortal form has been obliterated.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I moonwalk into you until you die.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

LIKE A GLOVE.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

A Takea shark bites down on your skull.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

But wait! He's not dead!

 

SHIA SURPRISE!

 

There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes!

 

My mask!

Edited August 20, 2015 by The Collector Of Masks

[Lenore]

Okay...This is Bionicle, guns are not the most effective weapon against Hau-users. Especially when you give them advance warning. Meanwhile the Takea shark continues to crush your skull.

 

Um, yeah. I've still got the Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

But ah! Your leg is caught in a bear trap! You must give up the mask to save yourself.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

Bear traps? What are those? We use kanoka instead. I freeze and shatter you.

 

My mask

[Lenore]

I reconstruct you at random into a piece of modern art SO MODERN that makes all other modern art look neolithic by comparison.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 21, 2015 by "Nevermore"

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I summon the Zivon out of its dimension, where it proceeds to kill you by stepping on you.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I summon the tatorahk and it destroys you. My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I send the Tatorahk to the moon visa Olmak. And you with it.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

But I can do jiu jitsu! Body slam!

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I can perform shadow clone jutsu. Six of my clones kick the out of you while I take the mask.

 

My mask.             

[Lenore]

I just walk by firing a bazooka with infinite ammo.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I fire a heat seeking missile at you.

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

But it is attracted to my mix tape (being fire), and explodes on impact. The shrapnel that you have been hit with kills you instantly.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I slap you in the face so hard your head explodes.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

My head reforms and I proceed to punch you through your stomach.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

I use paint spray to blind you and then drive off.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I paint a replica of the kanohi Ignika.

 

My mask.

Edited August 22, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion

[Lenore]

I team up with Ogel to hatch an evil plan to conquer the world and steal the Mask. 

 

The plan works beautifully, so I guess I have the Mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I travel back in time and kill Vladek, therefore negating your plan entirely. 

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I join the time cruisers and we mess up everything by accident. Now we're at the start of the game and this time, I shall be the first to post.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I slap my fingers and correct the time frame. Then I take the Mask from you.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I snap your face.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I smack you in the face with a potato grenade.

 

My mask

[Naota Takizawa]

I make you watch the pokemon seizure episode. 

 

My masj 

[Volatile]

you can have the masj I'll keep the mask

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop a couch on you.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

I drop an armchair on you

 

My mask

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I drop an ottoman on you. 

 

My mask.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I drop around 53 factories, 73 lead blocks 1x1x1 meters, the great forge (I think that was the name of the place in Ta-Metru) , the Coliseum, and a medical bill paid for you with an Olmak.

All at once.

My mask.

Edited August 23, 2015 by Rahkshi Guurahk

[Naota Takizawa]

I drop the world on you. My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop you on the world.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I drop my album. It's so hot it melts to the earth's core and you fall into the hole. 

My mask. 

[Volatile]

So do you!

 

My mask

[Naota Takizawa]

I climb back out unscathed. You on the other hand... You look like a charred mess.

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I kick you back down, so you can take a closer look at those falls.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I scream 'THIS. IS. SPARTA!' and kick you into the hole as well.

 

My Mask.