Steal the Mask 3

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I teleport sand into your lungs to make you suffocate on dry land.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I create a shield around myself before superheating the sandstorm. This turns it into a flurry of scorching glass flying in all directions, including through you.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I then supercool the surrounding area to freeze you, and then I shatter your frozen hands off.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I eat some popcorn.

 

Keep the mask, I'm just here for the show.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I rip a giant tree out of the ground and beat you up with it.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I curl you into a ball and kick you into next week.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I tell the reality police that you kicking me into next week brakes reality, and they arrest you for it.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Before they take me away, I break free of the officers, fire a psychic beam into your skull and escape with the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Wait, wait, wait. Reality Police? 

 

Considering what happened when I was forced to go to war with their predecessors (they lost for the record), I create an immediate truce with the Reality Police and assist them in hunting you down. Given I can track the Mask, it takes only a couple of seconds to determine your exact location. You then find yourself warped back into police custody.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

BUT IT WAS A TRAP! The reality police immediatly Have their assassins well, assassinate you. bye bye now.

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pay the assassins the have you assassinated as well.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I pretend that the assassination actually worked, since I'd rather try and avoid a war which no one can win. I then return and easily take out the assassins while disguised to preserve my ruse.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

In the commotion, I walk out of my confinement very easily and uneventfully. I teleport the mask to me and take a swig of my hot lemonade.

 

My mask.

[Sumiki]

Your hot lemonade burns your mouth.  As you drop your mug and search in vain for some soy sauce, I take the mask.
 
My mask.

[Volatile]

Death by soy sauce.

 

My mask

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You consume a heaping bowl of staples.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I trick you into drinking a bowl of rattlesnake venom.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make you swallow a heaping gulp of black widow spiders.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw you into the biggest beehive that has ever existed. You receive more than enough stings to take you out.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I drown you in honey.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I cover you in honey and throw you into a bear's den. You can guess what happens next.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Of course. I shoot the bear through the chest, instantly downing the beast before it has a chance to attack. I then step out of the den and do the same to you.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make a clone of myself and it absorbs the mask like an amoeba. 

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I rip the Mask out of your clone. You are so terrified by the sight that you are too stunned to try to stop me from taking with the prize. 

 

My Mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You really expect me to be stunned at the gruesome death of but one of my clones after all that has happened? Have you not seen the terrible fates of my identical companions? I shoot you as you try to run away and I claim the mask after watching your blood drain and stain the ground.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I pop in for a second to wipe the Reality Police from the face of reality. I did this because they were actually corrupt to the core, and secretly working toward ill ends. Anyway, have fun mindlessly slaughtering each other.

 

Mugger's mask (Gunhaver got mugged)

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I punch the mugger in the face and mug him back for the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I tell the police what you did, and they arrest you for becoming an actual mugger.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I'm above the law. We've been over this.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

The law places itself once more above you. You are now under arrest for crimes against the law. You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 

The law's mask.

[Sumiki]

I fight the law. Contrary to the oft-covered song, I somehow won.
 
My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

 

And he helps me get the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You're gonna Dredd what I'm about to do to you. I smash in your skull so hard that shards of it end up in your intestines.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I assist Dredd in incarcerating you since it's far easier to take the Mask from him than it would be to take it from you. It helps that I can teleport. (That and, you know, being a God and all means that there's pretty much nothing he could do to me.)

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I shiv you with a magical shiv that actually really kills you by bypassing every single fail-safe you have to save your life. That includes duplicates, alternate reality selves, clones, possessed people, pretty much all of it. The only thing stopping you from dying altogether is the mask's curse that will eventually revive you. But in the meantime...

 

My mask.

Edited July 20, 2016 by Toa Onaku

[Nik the Three]

Edit: Ninja'd

The curse is a bad one and kills you (actually curse makes a bus fall on you from roof). I take the mask from your dead face, remove the curse and put it on.

 

The mask is mine.

Edited July 20, 2016 by Nik the Three

[Onaku]

I'm assuming this post was meant for TwilightVezon due to the whole god thing, but anyway, I do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you and nab the mask.

 

My mask.

[Nik the Three]

I kill you with my laser sight. The one that I assumed Piraka had when I was 6 and the light they had in head was just awesome.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Dude, the mask's curse is what's been going on since Steal the Mask 1. It's what keeps the game going by reviving everyone when they're killed. You can't just 'remove' the curse at your leisure, and it's not the 'drop a bus on you' kind of curse. Jeez, man, get your act together. 

 

Anyway, laser eyes are overrated. I teleport you to an absolute zero tundra planet where you instantaneously freeze from the outside in and become a Niksicle. Or a frozen statue, whichever term you think fits better.

 

My mask.

Edited July 20, 2016 by Toa Onaku

[Nik the Three]

I kill you using ancient art of Bonk-Fu, which channels my anger, caused by not being able to play such simple game properly.

 

My mask, once again.