Steal the Mask 3

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

You are now the nearest person viewing dank memes.

While you're on the computer, I steal your mask.

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Suddenly a crack in the universe opens up and I climb out, none the worse for wear from getting hit by a universe earlier.

 

Turns out, colliding two universes in a messy fashion tends to have repercussions. I'd reckon you only have a short amount of time before our universe destabilises and both collapse, wiping everything still in them from existence.

 

I'm perfectly safe of course, so I'll just keep you distracted until we all go down. Speaking of which, I teleport behind you while you're distracted by my entrance and grab the Mask from you, kicking you through a nearby wall in the process.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

i drop a giant meteor on you.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I catch the meteor and throw it behind me, opening a portal to direct it into you.

 

My Mask.

[Dallior]

Jeez, the last time I was here was last July.

 

I unleash my fez upon ye.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I quickly and effortlessly stabilise the universe before then knocking you out with a backhand slap.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME ONAKU REALLY

 

Long time no see, Dallior. Unfortunately, the imminent collapse of the universe gives us no time to chat, so I'll skip the pretences.

 

I incinerate your fez before I can be attacked, before turning the flames against you.

 

It's not like it was particularly difficult to repair the damage, Onaku, since the origin of the damage lay in one specific place. I simply didn't bother to fix it, since either outcome would benefit me. (Also, it would have been funny to watch your attack, an inferior imitation of mine by the way, completely fail and destroy everything but me.)

 

A large explosive appears on your back, detonating moments later.

 

My Mask.

Edited June 26, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Dallior]

I use my Sneak King powers against you and take the mask.

 

My mask.

 

I then throw it in your protodermis.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I throw you in the nearest garbage can, where your equally garbage Sneak King powers belong.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pick up the garage can and smack you with it.

 

My Mask.

[25K Now!]

I launch a car into your face outta the garage can.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw you into the garage can, along with an active grenade, throw the lid on it, and keep it sealed until the grenade goes off.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Too bad that the grenade was too much for the can and you also explode.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Actually, I'm immune to explosions. So I walk away fine.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I melt your skin off.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I roll a skateboard into your path, causing you to trip and lose the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I crack the skateboard over your head.

 

My mask.

[Edelgard]

It is my birthday, and you gift the mask to me.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I decide to be a birthday gift thief today, and take all your gifts from you. Including the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The Birthday Police track you down and take you to the slammer. They give the mask to me.

 

My mask.

[25K Now!]

It's actually Christmas, so I demand it from you as a gift.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Instead you find yourself with a lump of coal, as I secretly switch out the gifts to mess with you.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

Interesting idea. I have a question though. How can you do that when you're in the middle of a supernova?

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

The same way I can stab you in the back while in the middle of a supernova, of course. Multiple bodies!

 

(I could have also just said "I can't, therefore I must not be in the middle of a supernova right now" but that's no fun)

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I DECIDE TO SCREAM AT YOU WITH BIG WORDS!

 

This scares you into giving me the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Big words aren't scary... but big bolts of energy are. RIP.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I propose... a truce. So that we may realize where the heck the mask just went.

 

...

 

No seriously, where did the mask go? It was right there a second ago.

 

No-one's mask... or is it? Did you hide it?!! Huh?!! Speak, thief!!!!

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The mask that I stole was but a figment of our collective imaginations. I congratulate you on your breaking free, but I won't give in its location so easily.

 

My mask.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

The mask that I stole was but a figment of our collective imaginations. I congratulate you on your breaking free, but I won't give in its location so easily.

 

My mask.

Oh, but what if it's a dream within a dream?

And it's my mask outside of the dream.

I just need to wake up now. =P

My mask. ish.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

ANESTHESIA!

 

My mask.

[Dallior]

Since it's ACTUALLY the Fourth of July, I instead take the mask.

 

I then drop it in a pool of protodermis.

 

No one's mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

What a silly thing you just did. Instead of killing everyone by "destroying" the mask, you instead are the only to be executed by its powers. I will a new mask into existence.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

You can have your new mask. I drain out the pool of photodermis and take the original Mask for myself.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I place the mask I made on your face and it does what it was made to do. You are obliterated by its force. I then crush my new mask and pick up the real mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I come back from being obliterated and perform a flying kick into your back.This slams you into a nearby wall, stunning you just long enough for me to take the Mask and bolt.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You accidentally run right into me, and I fling you through the wall with one hand.

 

My Mask.

[FrozenFlash]

I zap you down with a divine lightning bolt.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Besides making me a little crispy (which would be more apparent if my armour wasn't completely black), your divine lightning bolt has little effect. I retaliate by creating a lightning storm centred around you.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make a sandstorm brew around you and you are blinded.

 

My mask.

[25K Now!]

I take advantage of the sandstorm to sneak behind you and grab it.

 

My mask.