Steal The Mask!

[a goose]

I force you to GS in a comic, in which you are destroyed by COMPLETE RANDOMNESS.My mask.

[Kohrak Kal17]

I capture you in a Pokeball and take the mask from you.My mask!--KK17

[The Lorax]

I regenerate outside of the comic, and set a herd of Kardas/Kanohi Dragons on you, who incinerate you with their laser vision and then eat you. I take the mask.My mask.

[Ehksidian]

I bring out my noob.Who annoys you.Because he squeezes you to death in a death hug.My mask.

[The Lorax]

The Kardas/Kanohi Dragons bury you and your noob in plasma. The mask survives, but I have to keep it in an armoured fridge for the next week because it is so hot.My mask.

[Cadias]

Because of the heat generated by the plasma, the area suffers a brief heat flash. During which I sell cool drinks for very high prices. You buy one, and while you enjoy it, I steal the armored fridge with the mask in it!Mine!

[The Lorax]

Yours? Who says you can unlock my armoured fridge ?I use the remote control for my fridge to make to grow legs and run straight back to me.My mask.

Edited November 17, 2011 by Mt Ihu

[Cadias]

Who said I opened the fridge? :PI blast off its legs. And yours, too, for good measure. Then I grab the fridge and remote and run... as fast as one can run while carrying a fridge.Mine! For now.

[JiMing]

I shoot Rainbow Dash out of a bazooka, causing you to die from the force of a nuclear explosion while a Sonic Rainboom covers the area. I take the mask form your charred hands. My mask!

[Fractual Forever]

I break through the Fourth Wall and steal the mask. Must I say it?

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

I take a vial of cutie pox and splash it on you. As you do back-hand springs, bowl 17 consecutive strikes, beat 3 old guys at Chinese Checkers, and expertly write a best-selling novel, you drop the mask.THE MASK IS MINE AND YOU ALL WILL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD!!!!

[King Joe]

Apparently, the position of god can be usurped. Because I just did it. And you are dead. My mask.

[The Lorax]

Very nice. The position goes well with your new avatar All hail the new god - King Joe!The hail is a bit larger than you expected. In fact, the hail stones everybody throws at you are at least a metre across. You are crushed by the ice and I take the mask.My mask.

[a goose]

I use a baffling explanation of how the Timey-Wimey Detector in my comics works. I then hit you with an oversized mallet.My mask.

[King Joe]

Cool takedown. Did it look like this?*Repeats what Pirok did, only on her*Oh, I guess you won't be needing this mask then...My Mask!

[The Lorax]

I hit you with an oversized SLEDGE HAMMER.My mask.

[a goose]

I am incredibly angry, as King Joe thought I was a 'her', so I use the power of my anger to destroy you and steal the mask.My mask.

[The Lorax]

I see your recation, so I ask a tarakava to repeat the mistake. During the following heavy-weight boxing match, I steal the mask and hope you dont take offense.My mask.

[Darcsyde]

I trip you as you run by, and snatch the mask out of the air.Mask is mine, and I run off, guns blazing.

[Ehksidian]

I take the Tarkava, get another, and form the Tarkava-Nui.It beats you to death.My mask.

[The Lorax]

My heard of Kardas/Kanohi Dragons use their disintegration powers on you. I take the mask.My mask.

[Relapse]

I sneak it away while you're gloating.My mask.

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

I offer to trade you the mask for a cardboard shoebox. Overcome with curiosity, you make the swap and open the box. Inside is an embarrassing snapshot of you from a Christmas party. As you run off to destroy the picture, I have the mask.

[The Lorax]

I build a brick wall and you run into it and drop the mask.My mask.

[JiMing]

I get Apple Bloom to convince you to hand over the mask. It's mine!

[Relapse]

I distract you with an iPhone 4s and you drop the mask into my waiting arms.My mask.

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

I scratch the "S" sticker off the iPhone 4 logo, revealing it's just an iPhone 4. Outraged at this trickery, Ihu destroys KNI, who drops the mask. In the confusion, I whisk it away. Tis mine, peasants.

[The Lorax]

Outraged at being used as a tool to get someone else the mask, I destroy PDP and take the mask for myself.My mask.

[King Joe]

During your whisking, you encounter a whisk, whisk has the effect of whisking you off your feet, and whisking the mask from your arms, at whisk point I whisk in and take the mask, then whisk away with both the mask and my whisk.

[The Lorax]

Soo many whisks... :OMG:My eggbeater beats your whisks, and I claim the mask in victory!My mask.

[Fractual Forever]

I take out a Portal Gun and shoot so many confusing portals you drop the mask in utter madness. That mask is mine!

[The Lorax]

I turn you into tomato soup and take the mask.Mine.

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

Following suit of the strange things that have been happening recently...The mask inexplicably teleports into my hand.The mask is... mine?

[The Lorax]

I turn you into asparagus pie.My mask.

[King Joe]

You are dissolved when you try to eat said pie.My Mask.

[The Lorax]

Like I would eat asparagus pie. :lol:Anyway, I regenerate and turn you into a bowl of noodles and eat you.My mask.

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

There's been a lot of food recently...I use the blade of my battle ax to flip the mask out of your hand, catch it in my other hand, and chop your head off in the same motion, for satisfaction sake. The mask is in my possession.

[The Lorax]

You call that a lot? I turn you into peanut butter!My mask. I love food.

[King Joe]

I am now sentient noodles in your stomach. That proceed to kill you from the inside. I burst out of your stomach and take the mask. I also return to human form. My Mask.

[LNU n' Pinkie Pie]

I open a box right in front of you. Pinkie Pie jumps out and jumps on top of you several times. When she stops and you look up, you are hit in the face with 72.8 cupcakes, burying you.Needless to say, the mask is in my possession once again.