King Joe Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Through numerous stable time loops, I make it so that all of the above never happened. The mask ends up in my possession again, because I had it at the start! MY PARADOX-FREE MASK!! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I trhen appear and shoot you in the head dead.My mask once more in a new reality! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 My stone-age friend clubs you to death. My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I throw a nickel on the ground, distracting your stone age friends. I then use one of their clubs to beat you to a pulp and take the mask.My mask. My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I tell them you ARE a nickel... :spank:My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I convince them that the mask in your hands is much shinier than a nickel, and as a result they club you to death. Then I reveal the wonders of a quater to them, and take the mask while they're preoccupied.My mask. My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I end all the beating-to-death by vapourising the cave-men, as well as Cadias, with my laser guns. I take the mask.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You then find a nickel on the ground and put your laser gun down. I then grab it and vaporize you and the nickel. My Kahohi! Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The laser is reflected off the nickel and vapourses you as well. I respawn and claim the mask.My Mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 As you walk away in victory, I respawn and wack you across the head with a textbook I SHOULD BE using for homework. As you fall, I grab the mask.The mask is now mine... Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I create a parallel dimension that sucks you away. I catch the mask before it flies with you.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Before the portal closes, a paralell Kinlukko escapes into this reality and eats you. I clain the mask, which is left behind.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I say "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" and tear it off. After that, I realize that it wasn't a mask, put it back on your face, and take the real mask from your hand. My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 YOU DIDN'T PUT MY NOSE BACK STRAIGHT!!!In revenge, my nose inhales you and claims the mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I put your nose back on straight, but then I brake it in half. As you are screaming in pain, I grab the mask.My mask! Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 While I get plastic surgery for a new nose, I send my army of babboons after you to bring me back the mask.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I begin to tell the babboons how valuable the mask is in bannanas and how I will pay them twice as more. They then beat you (and your new nose) to a pulp, grab the mask, and give me the mask and I give them their pay ten fold by teleporting them to an alternate universe made of bannanas via Kanohi Olmak.My mask! Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I die in the attack, and thanks to the regeneration ability that we have all been cursed with, I respawn as I was before the attack - nose and all! I now summon an army of pelicans to dive-bomb you and bring me back the mask in their mask-carrying compartments.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I distract your pelicans with a pile of fish. I manage to sneak one past them, and use it to beat you senseless and claim the mask.My mask! And very beaten up fish! My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The pelicans and fish team up to beat you into several pulps several times over, and return the mask to me.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 However, once the pelicans return the mask to you they notice that you smell strongly of fish. As a result, they conclude that you are a fish, and proceed to eat you. While they're eating you, I escape with the mask.My mask. My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 While you are escaping with the mask, I light one of the fish on fire and throw it at you and to make a long story short, Fish and Chips!My mask and chips. Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I briefly ponder how simply throwing a smouldering fish at someone would turn them into chips, but shrug aside the thought and decide to return the favor. After I respawn, I light a fish on fire and throw it at you.My mask and chips. My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Mmmm...I taste good...Anyways, after I respawn, I use the Olmak from before to teleport you and everyone else to an alternate universe were you never posted the previous message so I still have the Mask!My mask (still)! Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Ignoring the fact that you just countered my previous post, I grab the alternate you's Olmak and smash it into tiny pieces. While you stare in deisbelief at the shattered remains, I grab the mask and run.My mask! My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The pelicans soon realise that I do not taste like a fish, and am not one at all. To make up for their mistake, they fetch me the mask.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) Annoyed by your pelicans, I throw flaming fish at them, turning them into chips. I grab the mask and run again, leaving you under a very large pile of chips.My mask. Edited November 9, 2011 by Cadias My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I eat my way out of the pile, becoming so large in the process that when I sit on you, you are unable to breathe and prevent me from taking the mask.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) You then die from overeating and I take the mask for myself.My mask! Edited November 9, 2011 by Tiakor Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) I hobble after you, shouting angrily. I manage to convince the pelicans that you are made of fish, prompting them to eat you. While they eat you, I grab the mask.My mask. Edited November 9, 2011 by Cadias My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I turn you into tomato sauce (ketchup to americans) to go with my fish and chips. You taste good, and I take the mask.My mask and meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) I retaliate by slapping you across the head with a fish until you drop dead and grab the mask and your meal.My Mask! Edited November 9, 2011 by Tiakor Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Slapping me also kills the poor, innocent fish that was the murder weapon. In revenge, you are devoured by its takea friends, leaving behind the mask, which I pick up.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) The Takea does not seem to have an appetite for me and spits me out.I then push you into the water and they devour YOU!So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish! My Kanohi! Edited November 9, 2011 by Tiakor Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I turn you into takea fin soup and eat you, swallowing the mask.My stomach's mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I punch you in the gut so hard, the mask flies outTHIS IS MY MASK, AND I"M GONNA READ IT! O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Me: "Can I see that mask for a second?"Taku Nova: "Uh, ok."Me: "Thanks!" I run to the getaway car.Mask=mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I reveal that the Kinlukko now exist once again. They swarm and eat you, and I take the mask. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I BURN STUFF, including you, and get the mask backMY MASK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The Kinlukko Swarm eats Earth, therefore you are now just 'Taku Nova'. While you are sad, they take the mask.The Kinlukko swarm has the mask! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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