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I throw Spongebob at you with smelly breath, he asks you if his uglyness will be a distraction, You say not at all boy, He then breathes his foul stench and DEUUUEAGH...My Mask!

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I punch my Hero assailant so hard in the face that his eye pops from it's socket, then break the others leg. Soon after, I hunt you down and stalk you, brutally murdering each member of your family until finally capturing and torturing you. You eventually reveal the location of the mask, so I tear out one of your vertebrae and leave you to die, while I collect the mask.My mask.

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A leg comes out of nowhere and grabs you, it appears to be a giant spiders leg, it impales you with its needle sharp leg...Spiders Mask!

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I use my gravity powers to bring you to Mars, where I have been living since I survived the spider attack. I then use the edge of a coffee stained piece of paper to cut open your arm, and tear out all your muscles and veins. You are then force fed all of said body parts, shortly before being skinned alive and having your head cut open. Just in case you are still alive, I launch your mutilated remains into the sun.My mask.

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I wish you good luck as a confiscatorer, to which you reply that you don't believe in luck, and I say that I don't either and blow you to smithereens with a device I planted on the mask, but fortunately the mask is unharmed.My mask.

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