Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) What? *cue dramatic music and animation*Car evolved into Truck! The tree lands safely in the bed.But now the miles per gallon are significantly lower due to the added weight!Obviously, the car retracts the robot arms, eliminating all threat.But what's this? A massive circle of inpenitrable rock comes out of the ground and forms a perfect dome around the car. Surely, there is no escape! Edited November 7, 2011 by Malevolence 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Car evolves into Drillingmachine!But due to the drill's movement, the car needs gas. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Fortunately, when Car evolves into Drillingmachine, if there is an empty slot in your collection, you also get Gaseogurgitate!Gaseogurgitate uses purge!Drillingmachine's HP (gas) is fully restored!And then, a bunch of toys get in the car and begin driving it, in a horrible fashion! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car opens its door.The car devolves into Car! and it's gas tank is overflowing! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Gaseogurgitate uses sniff!The gas is now at normal levels.The Car is about to drive over the San Andreas Fault! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car activates JETPACKO!JETPACKO starts it's self destruct countdown! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Car's ability is Sturdy, so it escapes with one HP, and Gaseogurgitate replenishes it to 100% again.But now, the car must face the most dangerous force it has ever faced in all three pages.Halle Berry coming right towards it, in a bigger car. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Last of the Kinlukko eats Halle Berry, then eats Malevolence and The X for overusing Pokémon references.Now there is no-one left to protect the car, and it's heading over a cliff! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Gaseogurgitate evolves into Flatuplose, and uses uses Fatal Float!, The car carefully lands at the bottom of the cliff. Meanwhile, the fumes kill the Kinlukko, allowing Malevolence to escape.As the car crashes through Pirok's newly built house, leveling it completely, it gets tangled in electrical wires! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The electrical wires charge the car, giving it temporary superpowers. It flies off into the distance.Uh-oh, the superpowers ran out, and it's ten thousand feet off the ground! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Flatupose Finds a Hidden Machine at learns the move fly!It carries the car to a place where there aren't so many bloody cliffs that they pop up twice in the same page!Unfortunately, that's a desert, and the car is overheating! Edited November 7, 2011 by Malevolence 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car turns on the AC, so the interior is nice and cool. Soon it cools down the exterior, and in a while, the entire desert.Now the car is wondering who is driving it, and other mysteries of the universe, and it ponders so much its engine is about to explode! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (BTW, if a car overheats, then you actually turn the heater on. It draws heat away from the engine. Just some trivia.)However, it discovers that 42 is the answer and is satisfied.And it doesn't notice that the entire desert has turned to quicksand. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Fortunately, the car is a 2030 model, made entirely from natural plastic and resin, thus it is light-weight enough that it doesn't sink.But now, a flock of birds have flown right into the car's engine! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) fortunately the birds do nothing and escape unharmed.But a Quicksand Squid appears and grabs the car, dragging it towards its mouth! Edited November 7, 2011 by The X Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamagotchi Lover Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) The squid suddenly remembered that he was allergic to cars that ponder on the meaning of life, so he hurled it across the desert with a mighty flick of his tentacle. The car is now soaring towards Nimbasa City's ferris wheel that has two riders in it! Edited November 7, 2011 by Tamagotchi Lover Looking for a fresh start... Call me TL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car breaks through it, killing the riders, thus ending POKEMON BLACK/WHITE ADVENTUREPLACE.But since the game ended, the car is falling into the credits! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car descends down the credits with no presumable end in sight, when a rollercoster track spouts underneath the car and sends the car for one heck of an awesome ride.But the rollercoster track catches on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car in fireproof, so it just make the ride more awesome.However, the tracks suddenly end in a pit of car-eating crocodiles. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Vezon appears out of nowhere and distracts the crocs from the car.But once he's done he wants to drive the car, and when he gets in, the car continues its plummet down the credits and the bottom is just in sight. An EXPLOSION is imminent. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 --Except the car abruptly sprouts a parachute! Huh. How did Vezon miss that big, shiny, red button on the dashboard?He hits it in compensation. Whoops, that wasn't the parachute button; now the car is rocketing straight for the credits text. (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It passes right through because the text is made of cake. As we all know, the cake is a lie, so the car is unaffected.Now the car is drifting off into dead space where it will never be seen again! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Until it lands on the rings of Saturn and drives five laps around it before activating its supersonic springs and blasts off to land on Earth and continues driving.But it's now in the middle of the war where an Atomic Bomb is about to land on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Then everyone realizes that an atomic bomb hasn't been used in seventy years, and replaces it with a concussion missile. During the change-off, the car escapes to safety.Now the car has to drive through the enemy line, and they all have AK-47s (noobs)! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) The car is bullet proofBut the tires arn't! Edited November 8, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) the car pulls one of those terrible insurance commercial stunts, and it's tires are blown to pieces, only to magically be rebuilt.It races past the fighters, and into peaceful country. It drives on and on and on, until it comes across a peaceful village in the south of France. Everything seems quite nice until a woman hops in, drives the car all the way to Paris, and get's out. The car thinks nothing of it until it notices a discarded newspaper.The year is 1875, and now the car has syphillus.EDIT: whew, it still works XD Edited November 8, 2011 by Malevolence 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 But the car is the Volkswagen Bus model from year 2030, and thus is unaffected by syphilis.holy cheese that danged t-rex from Jurassic Park is chasing the car and it's closer than it appears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Vezon changes the Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear text to Objects in Mirror Are Farther Than They Appear, thus saving himself.Except -- what's that odd, swirling purple vortex ahead? (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's a Neither Portal!Great, now the car is stuck, because it's surrounded by lava! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Nope. It's just Chuck Testa!But now a horde of taxidermized animals is bearing down on the car! (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) They're dead, ergo, cannot pursue the car.But now Vezon has been knocked out by the fumes and the car is spinning out of control! Edited November 8, 2011 by Solaris: Toa of Insanity Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The car emits a high-pitched horn blast which cracks their glass eyes, eliminating all threat.But up in a castle nearby, Dreyfuss is about to use that disintigrating beam to make the car vanish from existance! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Vezon wasn't in control in the first place, thus everything's okay.Except that he unconsciously activates the Olmak. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Luckily, the car teleports back onto Earth.Unluckily, it landed on top of the Eiffel Tower with no way to get down. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 So it falls into a firefighters' trampoline-thing. They happened to be right there with it, so they were ready.But then the car bounces off toward the horizon, right towards the Great Wall of China! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Incorrect geography. The Great Wall of China is miles away.But wait! Is that... King Kong? (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 King Kong was just asking for directions to New York. Nothing to worry about.But now the car is going over the speed limit, and terrorist police are chasing it with anti-tank ticket launchers! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarloth Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I build a wall for the terrorist police to crash into, allowing the car to speed away. But the car begins to travel too fast, and starts to slowly peel itself apart! (not possible, btw XD)-Skar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Luckily, Pirok had duct tape.But now he has a LARGE HAMMER, and is HITTING the CAR. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Pirok is wanted on the phone.So I come in with a golf club and continue where Pirok left off. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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