Bionicle Would Never Say

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm jealous of Ekimu, so I'll make a much more creative mask by adding runes & patterns instead of trying to fit more powers into one mask."

 

-Umarak

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I have great looking horns, so I must be part deer!'

 

Quake Beast

[Master Inika]

"All tagged and catalogued! Now go on little guy, scamper back off into nature, where you belong!"

 

Dume

 

EDIT: Kapura'd

Edited May 21, 2016 by Master Inika

[Naota Takizawa]

"I am going to build a wall! To make Metru Nui great again! Oh wait, I already did that." 

 

-The Shadowed One 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Toa probably want to lock me away, so I better go turn myself in.'

 

Storm Beast

[Naota Takizawa]

"I feel a little bit strange. Could I call this peaceful moment, the calm before the storm?"

 

Lava Beast

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate lava.'

 

Skull Basher

Edited May 23, 2016 by Toa Smoke Monster

[Master Inika]

Anything

 

Kulta

[Naota Takizawa]

"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

 

-Skull Warrior

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm just going to stay dead in the ground.'

 

Skull Slicer

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like Lewa's mask, someone else can have it."

 

-A Nui-Rama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Can I be a Matoran's pet?'

 

Solek

[Naota Takizawa]

"Kopaka sucks, Pohatu is the best Toa."

 

-Kopeke

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Who wants to melt down some disks and drink them?'

 

Thok

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"I love you, Mutran!"

 

Hahli

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a Toa of plant life!"

 

Lewa, Master of Jungle

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Let's burn the Jungle Region to the ground!'

 

Takanuva

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Imma firin' mah lazer!"

 

Jaller.

[JAG18]

"I can accept that we came all this way, fought all these fights, just to lose."

 

Ehlek

[Master Inika]

"Mahri Nui sank and destroyed my fortress? Oh well. They didn't mean it."

 

Zaktan

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like scissors or pincers, I'll just use a crossbow."

 

-Avak

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Machines suck."

 

Tanma.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Come on, Shadow Leech. Take the light out of me!'

 

Takua

[Naota Takizawa]

"Why do I have eyebrows?"

 

-Tahu 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why can't I be as cool as Kopaka?'

 

Matoro Inika

[Naota Takizawa]

"Why do I have to be the chosen one? I wish it was Taipu instead!"

 

-Takua

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm not an adventure. I'm a settler. I like to stay where I am at all times!'

 

Nuparu Mahri

[Naota Takizawa]

"I wish I had my Aqua Blaster Blade, I seem to lose it whenever I need it most."

 

-Nuparu Inika

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"B-but my hands... They're claws!"

 

Jaller Inika.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Does anyone else think my Mask makes me look like a clown?'

 

Lewa 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Let's take a nice swim."

 

Kodan.

[Naota Takizawa]

"Sure Tuyet, I'll hang out with you, as long as you promise not to kill me, which you probably will do."

 

-Kongu

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Flying is just boring."

 

Nuparu.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Who wants to go to a Justin Bieber concert?'

 

Onua

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Skatin' around at the speed of sound!"

 

Lhikan.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love being revived in the Red Star and being trapped in it without a way out and thus being driven insane by it. It's great!'

 

Storm Beast

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"Translucent pieces are for scrubs."

 

Nidhiki.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't want to be a Toa anymore. Why? Because I can fly on my own now!'

 

Ultimate Dume

[Great Being Velika]

"It's too dark here"

 

Krekka

[Takama Metru]

"Krekka Smash!"

 

Toa Pohatu Phantoka