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I just shoot you point blank.

 

Got 'em.

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I make you step on broken glass.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I throw a shard of glass and it slits your throat.

 

Got 'em

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I eviscerate you.

 

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Posted

It looks like a nice day; I might go duck shooting today. I shoot one of the ducks holding Gunhaver and he crashes into you. He dropped from a high distance so it would've crushed you hard.

 

Got 'em

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I call my cutom team of toa and they bash you up to a pulp.

 

Got em'

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I harass you for your misspelling of "custom."

 

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Posted (edited)

My iPad couldn't keep up with my fast typing, causing the typo, so I smash my iPad on your head in fustration.

 

Got 'em.

Edited by Takama Metru

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I smash a Nokia 3310 into your face at such a high velocity that the force of the impact sends shockwaves through the Earth.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted (edited)

I do the exact same thing, only I throw 150 Nokia 3310s.

 

I send a voice message to one of the phones. I say "got 'em."

Edited by Takama Metru
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BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I send electric shocks down your spine.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I break your spine, or at least I rip it out of you and snap it.

 

 

Got 'em.

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I shove my broken spine into your chest.

 

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Posted

Your chest?! That spine of mine was lodged firmly into Takama. My blood pours onto your body. Too bad that my blood is actually corrosive.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted (edited)

I shove Gunhaver's spin out, revealing a bunch of C4s which blows you up.

 

Got 'em

Edited by Takama Metru

BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... :o

 

 

 

 

~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~

 

 

"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

Posted

I give you the big sleep on a bed of flowers.

 

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Posted

I skin you.

 

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Posted

I drop you off of a balcony.

 

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Posted

I choke you with bacon.

 

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Posted

I throw you in my deep fryer.

 

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Posted

I drop your emotional weight on you.

 

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Posted

I trip you down a flight of stairs.

 

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Posted

I swing my bat into your face.

 

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