Beat Up the Toa

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I steal your profits.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I report you to the police for corporate theft.

 

I got my money back.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop a bank vault on you.

 

i got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I take the money from the vault.

 

Got paid again!

[Naota Takizawa]

After putting you under arrest, I return the vault, with the money secured inside.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I escape the prison and smash your teeth in with one of the metal bars on my cell's wall.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I smash you against a metal wall with a bar.

 

I got hi,.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I rip the metal wall out of the ground and smash you with it.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I throw electricity into the metal wall and you are electrocuted to death.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I punish you with the electric chair.

 

I got him.

[The Invisible Handman]

I restrain you with Kolhii sticks while my massive army of Kolhii players jeer at you.

 

Got ya.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I defeat all your players at the game of Kolhii. I then hit you in the head with a Kolhii Stick.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I launch a Kolhii ball into your head.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I smash your head with a Kohlii ball.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I crack your spine over my knee.

 

Got 'em!

 

Edit: Wrong game. Guess that Kolhii ball really did me a number.

Edited May 26, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver

[FrozenFlash]

I smash your head with a Kolhii stick.

 

Got 'em and my mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I head your stick with a Kolhii smash.

 

Got mask!

[Naota Takizawa]

I think you need to fix your concussion with concussion inducing blow so your concussion will be cancelled out.

 

I got him. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that you have a theory on how to get rid of concussions. I try this theory on you, but you don't get back up. I see that this theory doesn't work, and walk away.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I rob you of your sunglasses. Your unaccustomed-to-sunlight eyes are blinded horribly.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I have a visor to protect my eyes.

 

I got a tinted visor.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I slap you in the face hard enough to knock you out cold.

 

i got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I slash at your ankles.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw you onto a spike ankle first.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

ZA WARUDO!

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I destroy your world.

I got him. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I destroy your universe. 

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I destroy your mind.

 

I got him.

[FrozenFlash]

I destroy your soul.

 

Got 'em!

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I destroy your essence.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I cryogenically freeze you.

I got him. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I burn you to death.

 

I got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I revive myself & make you dead.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I cryogenically burn you.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I make you cry by splashing onion juice in your eyes.

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I sacrifice you to the Onion Lord.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Imrukii]

I become a kawaii Japanese cat and cute my way out of stasis. I then transform into a giant fist and smash all of ya.

 

 

I got y'all!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I cause your head to explode by using sonic vibrations.

 

I got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I use a sonic frequency to pierce your ears, then I punch your head.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I crunch you.

 

Got 'em!

Edited May 31, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver