Beat Up the Toa

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I splash water on your suit and the shocks it creates kill you.

 

Got 'em!

[Sumiki]

I order my army of cousins at you. You are completely subsumed by their continuously energetic trampling.
 
I got 'em.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I borrow a megazord from the Power Rangers and step on all of you.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I get Unicron to destroy your Megazord.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I put Unicron into the next Michael Bay Transformers movie. So naturally, he explodes, and takes you out with said explosion.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The explosion rocks the Earth and its magnetic field falls to ruin, leaving all life on Earth to succumb to the Sun's radiation.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Fortunately, I'm immune to the sun's radiation. So all you did was take out everyone else, including yourself.

 

He got everyone else for me!

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Unfortunately, you die of loneliness. 

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Unfortunately, you get struck by a meteor that I hurl at you.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Unfortunately, that meteor was home to a space orphanage. You are arrested. 

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I then escape and create evidence that links you to the crime. You are then arrested for said crime.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Your evidence is actually just a slice of cheese from your last sandwich. The judge, jury, and defense all mock you.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I am the judge, jury, and defense, all at the same time. And we all convict you of the crime.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I am the entirety of the government and I shut your court down due to corruption.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I destroy your government, and you, with a volcanic eruption.

 

I got him.

[FrozenFlash]

I backstab you and kick you into the volcano which I then seal shut.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I blast a hole into the side of the volcano, escape said volcano, and then stab you in the back.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make the volcano erupt through said hole, roasting you in the lava.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I cause the volcano to collapse on top of you.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The force of its collapse causes an earthquake that ripples through the ground to you and the shock kills you.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

The earthquake cause the ground beneath your feet to open up, allowing me to push you into the new opening and to your death.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I sling a grappling hook around your leg and you come down with me.

 

Got 'em!

[FrozenFlash]

I dump a bunch of boulders into the fissure you fell down in. You are now buried under too many rocks.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

From inside the fissure I hurl one of the boulders at you. You are struck by it, knocking you out cold.

 

I got him.

[ShadowVezon]

I appear behind the stunned FF and shove him into the fissure, before throwing a grenade down to kill you both.

 

I got them.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I awaken from the fissure as Inary the White and use my magical spells to wipe the floor with you.

 

Got 'em!

[ShadowVezon]

Heavily outmatched by your power, I use my elemental powers to cause another earthquake, widening the fissure and sending you tumbling back down.

 

I got him.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

While all of this is going on, I manage to quietly escape the fissure. I then sneak behind you and put you into said fissure. Then I ignite a stick of dynamite and throw it in after you.

 

I got him.

[ShadowVezon]

I create a pillar of rock to bounce the dynamite back up at you, causing you to get caught in the blast instead.

 

I got him.

Edited August 8, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Enraged by this, I pick up a nuke that just happens to be lying around and drop it into the fissure instead. Then I run away from the edge so I don't get caught in the blast myself.

 

I got him.

[ShadowVezon]

The funny thing is that the nuclear material inside nukes actually require quite precise conditions to detonate. Simply dropping it into the fissure doesn't get it to explode. I take the chance to climb out of the fissure, before pulling an axe from my back and cleaving you in two with it.

 

You should be grateful the nuke didn't go off, you grately underestimated how powerful nukes are. The force of the blast would have obliterated you even at that distance, not to mention the blinding flash and the radioactive fallout.

 

I got him.

Edited August 9, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see. I rectify this by hurling a timed explosive down the fissure and onto the nuke. This explosive goes off, which sets the nuke off as well. But I use a Kanoka Disk of Teleportation to escape the black zone and get to a safe distance.

 

I got him.

[Sumiki]

I hire John Cena to beat you up. (Don't worry, he's paid fully in LEGO gift cards.)
 
I got him.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I ask Chuck Noris to beat you up. I don't have to pay him anything because he is just that nice of a guy.

 

i got him.

[Sumiki]

But I've actually paid Chuck Norris, and so he beats you up after beating me up.
 
Got him.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pay Chuck Norris double what you paid him to beat you up after he beat me up after he beat you up first.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make Chuck Norris fly into the sun, where he becomes a god. I befriend him and punch you in the face.

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

No one can make Chuck Noris do anything. But I can throw you into an alligator pit. So I do that.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I rigged the alligators with grenades before you threw me into the pit. You go down in a massive gator blaze with me.

 

Got us!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Good thing there is a steel wall next to me so that I can hide behind it to shield myself from the blast.

 

You got yourself!