Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 Ask if he would be willing to pay rent. If Hydraxon was investigating you for tax fraud... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 I'd ask him how to do taxes. If Norik was on the prowl to snag a furnace salamander living in your oven, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Vakama35 Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 ...beat him over the head, because I've always wanted to have a pet furnace salamander. If the Bohrok orchestra fought the Piraka in a music battle... Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Naota Takizawa Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 The bohrok would win. If Gaaki was lurking in the public swimming pool to hunt for a shark, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 Get out of the swimming pool before the shark attacks me. If Kopaka of Okoto offered to take you on a skiing trip... Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 I would warn him about slipping on the ice. If Bionicle had its own section at E3, you would... Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Vakama35 Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 ...go insane with impatience when they said "Holiday 2016." Just like Mass Effect... If the Bionicle game was developed by Bethesda, you would... Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Naota Takizawa Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 Buy a copy and forget about buying more sets. If Iruini accidentally snagged you while hunting for a cable crawler, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 Yell at him to let me go. And ask for his autograph. If Vezon wrote and published a bestselling book, and was doing book signings all over the country... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 I'd go buy a copy of his book. If Pouks gave you his kanohi, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Lenore Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 Become a super hero. If you found yourself caught in a firefight between Tahu Nuva and Hakann... Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News
ToaKapura1234 Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 I would facepalm at that pun. If you saw Quetzequotal building Bionicle figures... Quote Want to solve an exciting murder mystery? Try Murder Mansion II, a new game in Games and Trivia! 8 Spots remaining! http://www.bzpower.com/board/topic/19274-murder-mansion/?do=findComment&comment=964351
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 I would take a picture to share with the world, proving that Lego is the toy of the gods. If you did this, and it turned out that it was not Quetzalcoatl but Matau using his Mahiki, and the world laughed at you... Quote
Vakama35 Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 ...I'd ask Matau if I could borrow his mask. Then beat him with it. Then use it to terrorize everyone on the planet. If you joined the army and your drill sergeant was Ackar... Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Naota Takizawa Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 I'd still stay in the army. If Bomonga demolished your house while hunting for termites, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 I would make him build me a new one. If Kopaka froze one of your feet in a block of ice, you would... Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Try to get it out, and convince him not to do it again. If your new postman was a Rahkshi of Teleportation... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 I'd name him postman Rahk. If Vakama began holding classes to learn how to make kanoka and kanohi, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Attend every single one of them, and make myself a Kanoka Kakama shaped like an Avohkii. If Zaktan left the Piraka to eschew rap and become an opera singer instead... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 I'd write negative reviews of him, despite not attending his shows. If Vezok became a singer after leaving the group, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Lenore Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Become his manager. If Vezon found a magical platinum avokhii that would make him the greatest singer in the world as long as it was fed... Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News
Vakama35 Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 ...I wouldn't write negative reviews about him, just to be safe. If you received an invite to Hahli and Jaller's wedding... Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 I'd hire wedding crashers to ruin it. If you had to face Nocturn in a battle to the death, you would... Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Ask if I could have a tank or two. If I was told I couldn't, but instead the next poster would be enlisted to join me so that there would be an equal number of arms on each side... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 No, I am not getting extra arms, it's too much hassle. If Avak became a construction worker after no longer being famous and you bumped into him, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I would ask him why he thought he was ever famous, just to see his reaction. If Pridak asked you to join his army as his second in command, you would... Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Probably join. Partly out of fear his reaction to refusal might be violent, and partly because leading a giant army would actually be really cool. (And I can turn on him later.) If you saw Carapar in a tank full of live crabs at a seafood restaurant... Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I'd break him out of the tank and we would have one of the greatest breakouts from a seafood restaurant one could imagine. If Mutran offered to mutate you into anything you wanted to be, you would... Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Become a matoran. Well, as close to a Le-Matoran as I can get with Mutran. If you had all 72 kanohi from 2001, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Vakama35 Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 ...Either try to combine them in some super-Kanohi, or, failing that, just eat them and gain their power. If you came home one day and saw that a Nui-Rama hive had been built in your backyard... 1 Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Some Random Phrase Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Move. If you woke up in New Atero as a Glatorian one day. Quote Kopaka, the coolest(Pun intended) Ko-Toa ever: "If the fight had turned, Exann might be the one on the floor with Antidermis spurting out of him. This is how battle is. This is how life is." -Mar'jik, Corpus Rahkshi
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I'd become the champion of the arena. If the Bahrag queens slapped a krana Xa on your face and told you to clean your country, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Go grab a mop. If the Lord of Skull Spiders got a job as the mascot for a major sports team... Quote
Vakama35 Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 ...I'd realize the sport was about latching onto faces and brainwashing victims. And root for their team. If scientists had discovered how to turn people into Matoran/Toa/Turaga... Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I'd sign up to be a guinea pig. If a Kraata latched onto your face, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) I would freak out. A lot. If Makuta Teridax offered you a Kanohi Mask, you would... Edited June 21, 2015 by Toa Smoke Monster Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 I'd take it without question. Then get infected and serve his will. If you had all six great disks, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Bash stuff with the Onu-Metru Reconstitutes at Random one, just to see what happens. If Umbra came after you because he thought you had stolen the Mask of Life... Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted June 21, 2015 Posted June 21, 2015 Id give him a snickers, he's not himself when he's hungry. If you got challenged to a rhotuka battle, you would... Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 I would take up the offer, and promptly be shredded to bits by a flying propeller-disk. Or win and bask in the glory. If you were given the choice of being sent to a horrible alternate reality by Brutaka or be rebuilt by Karzahni. (Even though you're most likely a human.) Quote
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