Ghidora131 Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 It's Continue The Story's mighty sequel - but now, it's in space! The rules here are simple. 1. Reply in the format presented below. Remember, it has to be in-story, and in-space.2. Do not stop the story. It makes it harder to start the more it happens.3. All BZP rules apply.4 Have fun! The reply system is a constant story. The only difference is that we're in space now, so don't forget. It runs like this: Person #1: One day, Shia Labeouf was in the U.S.S. Enterprise under the command of Captain Picard. He decided to head to the bridge in an attempt to take control. Picking up a microphone... Person #2: "I'm a real-life cannibal" Shia Labeouf shouted to the crew of the Enterprise. When absolutely nobody responded, he... Person #1: Started a wild breakdance and everyone joined in. Suddenly, there was a... Person #2: Break-in in the lower bay. It was John Cena, dreaded space pirate and sailor of the seven solar seas. The pirate unsheathed his sword and... Etc., etc., and continues into infinity. Have fun! I'll start the first post to get it going. One day, a man in a black sombrero was sent with a jar of candied pickles to the international space station, where they... Quote
Taria Pakari Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 Were attempting to discover a way to cultivate a new species of sentient candied space pickles. When the man arrived at the space station he... 1 Quote
ToaTImeLord Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 Noticed that the power was out so he called Earth for help. The reply was... Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/
FrozenFlash Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 "We'll send backup to you right away. Please standby." So, the man waited and waited until he heard a low rumbling sound. He looked out the window and saw... Quote
Ghidora131 Posted June 4, 2016 Author Posted June 4, 2016 It.. Was Morgan Freeman. He said something in a really awesome voice, I'm sure, but he wasn't able to be heard. He came in through the air lock... Quote
Erasmus Graves Posted June 5, 2016 Posted June 5, 2016 The astronauts fell to their knees. "Oh great master Morgan Freeman," they cried, "save us from this menace!"Morgan Freeman said, "OPEN THE AIRLOCK. YOU'VE LEFT KURT RUSSELL OUTSIDE". 2 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Ghidora131 Posted June 20, 2016 Author Posted June 20, 2016 However, none of the Astronauts understood who Kurt Russel was, but they gleefully allowed the stranger in on Master Freeman's orders. However, Kurt Russel dropped dead as soon as the airlock closed. In his clenched hand, they found... Quote
Erasmus Graves Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 "It's a ticket", said the Captain, "to the Intergalactic Superbowl"... Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 "The Intergalactic Superbowl? Who said this Morgan Freeman likes sports?" He said, sounding like he is not the only one of his kind. He took it anyway, planning to sell it. When out walking around the space station looking to sell the ticket to someone, he would find someone worth selling to and the encounter would change his life. Morgan Freeman found... Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light
Erasmus Graves Posted July 16, 2016 Posted July 16, 2016 Tony Stark trying to get into the zero-grav toilet. "LET ME IN!" he screamed. Morgan Freeman offered him the ticket. "Tony?" he said, "how much're you willing to pay?"... Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 17, 2016 Posted July 17, 2016 "About three dozen Shekels! Now let me get in here!" He responded, now desperate. Mr. Freeman looked pleased. He turned back around after the business transaction and saw... Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 ...a giant balloon shaped like Preston Garvy's head! The balloon then said... Quote
Ghidora131 Posted August 19, 2016 Author Posted August 19, 2016 "Give me your spinach." The balloon erupted, causing extensive damage to the outer bay of the M.I.C.H.A.E.L. explosives bay. Morgan Freeman rushed down there, only to find.... GORDON FREEMAN Holding... Quote
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 30, 2016 Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) A machete! Freeman lunges at Freeman with his weapon and attempts to strike! Morgan then... Edited August 30, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver Quote
Ghidora131 Posted August 30, 2016 Author Posted August 30, 2016 Stabs Gordon in the shoulder with a pencil labeled "MGS EpiPen". Gordon does the same, except it's an eraser instead of a pencil. They begins slapping each other and breaking each other's fingers, until suddenly... Quote
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 30, 2016 Posted August 30, 2016 An alien fetus, now fully grown, bursts our of Gordon's chest and plunges into Morgan's. Morgan, holding on for dear life, summons his most trusted ally named... Quote
Ghidora131 Posted August 30, 2016 Author Posted August 30, 2016 The Rock. Turns out The Rock is scared to death of aliens and runs away screaming, only to trip over... Quote
Erasmus Graves Posted August 31, 2016 Posted August 31, 2016 The Undertaker, taking a nap on the deck. It turned out the Undertaker wasn't afraid of aliens, so... Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Ghidora131 Posted August 31, 2016 Author Posted August 31, 2016 He pulled out a scalpel and began to give the alien plastic surgery to look like Nicholas Cage. After he was done, the Nicholas Cagelien realized its true purpose and left Morgan's body, but as soon as it did... Quote
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere! "You can't just start making up terrible new words!" whined Cagelien, already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.In desperation, the Cagelien... 1 Quote
Ghidora131 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Posted September 12, 2016 Began to try to take its face off. This went with limited success, because eight-foot sub sandwich constrictors don't have faces. "Get off he!" It screamed, wriggling away from the Cagelien. "I'm not just a constrictor! I'm a contractor!" It whipped out a hard had, and then... Quote
Resentful Knight Endolf Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Pulled a Sumiki and declared this topic closed!But nobody besides the eight-foot engsmsploded sub sandwich wanted this topic closed, so everyone else... Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ]
Katanga Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Did the dance of their people in space. This impressed the gods, so they were forced to continue.After hours of jumping, stomping, spinning, and dance-y stuff they began to... Quote My Bionicle Tumblr. New photos are uploaded daily!
Ghidora131 Posted September 16, 2016 Author Posted September 16, 2016 Do exercises until Morgan and Gordon dropped dead, from having two massive holes in their chests. With the tragic loss of Half-Life 3, the ship was suddenly attacked by... Quote
Resentful Knight Endolf Posted September 16, 2016 Posted September 16, 2016 Barney's army of Klingons.As the Klingons attacked, the crew began to lose hope, until the timely arrival of... Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ]
Katanga Posted September 16, 2016 Posted September 16, 2016 Invincibility robots.Unfortunately for the crew, the robots did not live up to their name and were swiftly scraped by... Quote My Bionicle Tumblr. New photos are uploaded daily!
Resentful Knight Endolf Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 The Doctor.After destroying the falsely-named Invincibility Robots, he opened his mouth to deliver this one-liner... Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ]
SirChronicler Posted September 20, 2016 Posted September 20, 2016 Ghiddy uP Horshee, to find out that by uttering Ghidora's nickname he summoned him, and he said... Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O
Ghidora131 Posted September 20, 2016 Author Posted September 20, 2016 "All the electric nachos in the world will be consumed into madness!" He blew up, filling the place with fog... And in front of our confused compatriots, out of the fog came... Quote
SirChronicler Posted September 20, 2016 Posted September 20, 2016 more fog... the next wave of fog was sentient, and it longed to go into open space. It slipped through the cracks to find... Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O
Ghidora131 Posted September 20, 2016 Author Posted September 20, 2016 That there were actually cracks in the ship. Suddenly the red lights started flashing, and The Doctor started to panic and flail around, accidentally hitting.... Quote
SirChronicler Posted September 20, 2016 Posted September 20, 2016 The guy that invented hitting, and when he hit him the doctors power transferred to his fist so Time was rewritten like he hit him 2 years before he invented hitting, so he never invented hitting creating a paradox that... Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O
Resentful Knight Endolf Posted September 21, 2016 Posted September 21, 2016 Ripped a hole in the space-time continuum, producing OVER 9000 DANK MEMES.The DANK MEMES began to take over the minds of the crew by... Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ]
SirChronicler Posted September 21, 2016 Posted September 21, 2016 DANK MEMEing them, which made them have a sudden urge to cut onions, and their tears... Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O
Resentful Knight Endolf Posted October 4, 2016 Posted October 4, 2016 Ran through the floorboards and turned the ship sentient. It was a sentient ship now.For its first act of sentience, the sentient ship... Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ]
SirChronicler Posted October 5, 2016 Posted October 5, 2016 made other things sentient, so they locked him up only to see... Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O
Erasmus Graves Posted October 9, 2016 Posted October 9, 2016 Every MLG video ever made, running on repeat. "THE DANK TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!" he screamed... Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
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