Takea Tankards

[Let's Henshin!]

That awkward moment where Tyler and Hubert are the sane players in an RPG...-Teezy

Yo, you guys forgetting someone.

Yeah. Next thing we know, your unstoppable hug will meet my immovable embrace, and the universe will end unless we throw Onarax inbetween us.

Fascinating.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Okay, the following players (mostly Krayzikk) need to clear at least one PM from their inbox plox. One of my PMs if you have one, since I only have a 36% inbox and can store them for you.--- Krayzik--- Myr--- Tyler--- Hubert--- Emissary--- Basilisk--- GrochiI am now sending out the dungeon information in parcels. Leaving rooms open to some different peoples descriptions and ideas.The only reason I'm doing this is because -

The member Krayzikk Champion of RPGs cannot receive any new messages

How many PMs do you have?Oh, wait. Exactly 200. Heh.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[The Swimming Beard]

Does my character have a way of knowing Yowrik?

[Tafu]

Jazz- Yowrik is a very public figure in Sakrinil who, on the surface, gave up his life of piracy for a better life. He's also the main contact for most Dragon members in the city when they're looking for information or are looking for a job, so yes, your character does have a way of knowing him.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Doctor Who fans are the easiest fandom to create paranoia in. And that's not opinion. That's science.Krayzikk. You. Must. Clear. One. PM. Pl0x. You're the only one who can lead the group into the dungeon.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[Krayzikk]

Doctor Who fans are the easiest fandom to create paranoia in. And that's not opinion. That's science.Krayzikk. You. Must. Clear. One. PM. Pl0x. You're the only one who can lead the group into the dungeon.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

On it. Gimme a sec.And yeah. After the episode Blink, we're all paranoid constantly.

[Havelock Vetinari]

Poor Fenrir. Poor poor Fenrir.

[BenLuke]

Krayzikk. You. Must. Clear. One. PM. Pl0x.

Is this going to become a running joke again.. . .Kray, you need to buy a Premier membership pronto, this has gone on for too long! Edited August 21, 2012 by BenLuke-116

[Krayzikk]

Poor Fenrir. Poor poor Fenrir.

I still haven't decided if Lev is serious, or toying with us.

Krayzikk. You. Must. Clear. One. PM. Pl0x.

Is this going to become a running joke again.. . .Kray, you need to buy a Premier membership pronto, this has gone on for too long!

..... Did it ever stop being a running joke?There is now space.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Yes, I can see it now. Krayzikk box.

[Havelock Vetinari]

I still haven't decided if Lev is serious, or toying with us.

When you see a statue like that, assuming the worst is the only way to stay alive.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Doctor Who fans are the easiest fandom to create paranoia in. And that's not opinion. That's science.Krayzikk. You. Must. Clear. One. PM. Pl0x. You're the only one who can lead the group into the dungeon.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

On it. Gimme a sec.And yeah. After the episode Blink, we're all paranoid constantly.

Admittedly, I was a lot less disturbed in their second appearance.The fact is, the more of something there is, and the more powers it has, the less scary it is. In Blink, the Angels powers were very limited, and so was their purpose. They never communicated goals or ideas. Then, they came back. And they were shown to be able to grow old. And shown with their original powers replaced by a bunch of strange 'image of' and such powers. Plus, the Doctor was there, so you knew it was going to end well. And the worst part was them communication with Angel Bob so they were less creepy than before.On the other hand, in Blink, the Doctor wasn't there, just humans. The angels never talked. They offered a very clear idea of everything.In short, if Moffat has ever made a mistake, it was the Time of Angel rewrite. In my opinion. You may feel differently. But I thought it took away from what made them scary just to make them a threat to a squad of soldiers instead of normal people.@ Krayzikk; I'm toying with you all. -Toa Levacius Zehvor Edited August 21, 2012 by Toa Levacius Zehvor

[BenLuke]

..... Did it ever stop being a running joke?

No. But it's mostly been contained in the BZPRPG discussion, until now.Could the other people in Alfon's crew start posting, please? I swear you guys are all really active when I'm not paying attention to this game. . .

[Krayzikk]

Agreed 100%, Lev.I enjoyed the Angels far more in their original appearance. It was a fun little two-parter, but Time of the Angels wasn't very good. It didn't have that enjoyable aura of paranoia.I mean, the first one had me checking my house for statues. The second and third had me wondering how the Doctor was going to kick their cans.And yeah, you are always toying with us.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

IC (Fenrir)Fenrir had had enough. "Why would that even matter? It's a hunk of rock. First you point a weapon at a fellow crewmen and now your commanding us to do odd things and now, you are revealing a phobia towards harmless statues." Fenrir turned to Song. "I suggest we have his mental... fitness...evaluated by someone."

Yes! It worked!Uh-oh. More party infighting.@ Krayzikk; Every since we moved to this house when I was 2, there has been a stone gargoyle precariously hanging at the edge of the china cabinet. After that episode.... well, he hasn't come after us. Yet. Nor has the small one in my room, but he's chained up to a stone cross on his chain, so he's not as dangerous. The other one, though...Well, watching The Omen didn't help either. After that movie, the idea of a stone statue falling for no reason and smashing your head becomes one you'll consider, and that Gargoyle is solid stone. I think. He could be hollow. I dunno, he hasn't been touched or dusted for 12 years.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[Havelock Vetinari]

...So, reading over Fury's last few statements...Why is the ancient sword reminding me of a teenager?

Edited August 21, 2012 by Basilisk

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Well, this will be interesting.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

...So, reading over Fury's last few statements...Why is the ancient sword reminding me of a teenager? ;p

Because Krayzikk is a teenager, and Fury represents a (female) version of his subconscious without pesky morals holding his actions back?Nobody gets treasure until they go in the dungeon and character development.-Toa Levacius Zehvor Edited August 21, 2012 by Toa Levacius Zehvor

[Krayzikk]

...So, reading over Fury's last few statements...Why is the ancient sword reminding me of a teenager? ;p

It's intentional.She amuses herself with flights of fancy, and she bores easily. She has an untold knowledge across an unknown amount of time, and she loves to brag.But beware, if you ever manage to truly make her angry. Because then, the teenager-ness goes away. And you are left facing a force with the knowledge and power of the ages that wants you dead.EDIT: Lev's explanation works too. Edited August 21, 2012 by Krayzikk Champion of RPGs

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

And perhaps the means of achieving such an end?

[Krayzikk]

And perhaps the means of achieving such an end?

I don't understand the question.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

And perhaps the means of achieving such an end?

I don't understand the question.

And I don't understand what's wrong with my punctuation these days.

[Cosmic Titan]

What happened with all the groups my characters were parts of? They just seemed to stop doing anything.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

And the RPG died again.

[Krayzikk]

It's not 'dead', it's experiencing a brief lull.All of them (Except the games with a humongous player base), do during the day. People just aren't as active. It picks up again around six or seven.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Myr, this RPG is not dead. A dead RPG is one that hasn't been posted in for a week (Epoch of Despair & Beat n' Rhythm from the last two contests). Strike from the Shadows isn't even dead yet, but it looks like it will be. And RPG isn't 'dead' because not many people are posting.Most people have already started or will be starting school. For me, it'll be tomorrow. I won't be on much, which is why I sent all of you those PMs of information.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[Havelock Vetinari]

So, beyond being a navigator, Fenrir has also assumed some snarking duties.

[Krayzikk]

So, beyond being a navigator, Fenrir has also assumed some snarking duties.

He and Fury seem to be turning into the sarcastic duo.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

And, for whatever reason, Aclaraung...-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[Havelock Vetinari]

Well someone has to be around to point out the obvious in a dry tone. :PMight as well split the work load.

Edited August 22, 2012 by Basilisk

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

IC(Ruined Enclave): "Such distrust wounds me. If you wish to restrain me, chains will not do. Nor rope, nor most other materials."

What's he gonna do, hobble on your peg leg into the dark forest, alone?

"I'm sure Fury has some suggestions then. Between her wealth of knowledge and the odd effect this island has on people, I'm sure we'll have a viable solution. Don't even have to kill you. We can work out something involving your kneecaps." Fenrir was joking about that. For the most part.

Yeah, blame the freaking island.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Actually, Myr is quite dangerous despite his peg. He can use it as a weapon, if he needs to.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Actually, Myr is quite dangerous despite his peg. He can use it as a weapon, if he needs to.

Your best defense against Myr is brisk walking pace.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

And armoured feet. He will ram his peg through your foot, and beat you senseless.

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

And armoured feet. He will ram his peg through your foot, and beat you senseless.

Not at brisk walking pace he won't.That's the only reason I let you get a Mask of Reanimation, after all. After all, you can just raise up a small group of flaming skeletons and.... well. Okay, brisk walking pace is still the best defense.Or, at least, you could if this dungeon was super trapped. Remember, guys - you guys don't know what everybody else has, and it's likewise. If you happen to slip in a pit trap or two somewhere that wasn't in the original design, nobody would ever know....-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[otter]

And, for whatever reason, Aclaraung...-Toa Levacius Zehvor

Golden Dragon just doesn't care.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Yeah... When someone mentions turning a PC into lizard chow, that PC is going to run for it.

[otter]

Aclaraung could catch you easily.But, again:EDIT: I do not understand this. Song asks Aclaraung to stop Myr, and everybody starts taking potshots at him? Really?

Edited August 22, 2012 by Kal Grochi

[Toa Levacius Zehvor]

Okay, since apparently you guys all have the lowest Charisma scores and Diplomacy checks this side of the Yheyn-Seas, Myr is now trying to leave the group. So now I have to figure out who to send Myr's dungeon info to if he doesn't join... *Grumble*I guess I'll split it evenly.Plus, nobody is taking the Keysword because you hate treasure. And swords. And keys. For whatever reason.Besides, the groups Toa are legally obligated to keep Myr under watch to ensure he doesn't go rogue. It's in the contract. That everybody ignores. Because you're all Chaotic.-Toa Levacius Zehvor

[otter]

Aclaraung has both Charisma and Diplomacy, that's why he's saying they may as well not do anything to him...at least, not lethal. He'll just go along with whatever is decided.The Charisma is reserved for fights, though. Otherwise he just lies around.