The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You are no different than you were before (D'awww).I wish I had a sea urchin.

[Miku Hatsune]

granted, but it runs off.I wish i had 4 legs.

[Elrond of Rivendell]

Granted, but you're stumbling over yourself all the time.I wish I was super-strong

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted, but there was a mishap and you turn extremely weak.I wish i had an identity disk

[Akamai921]

Granted. I hack into it.I wish I had a private city built in the Tron: Legacy aesthetic.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The city is in horrible condition, the inhabitants keep complaining about the potholes not being fixed, it's overrun with viruses plus the lag is just horrid (try getting to work on time. I dare you), not to mention whenever someone uses a microwave in the general vicinity, you know let's just say there's a lot of problems.I wish I could go rock climbing.

[Vandenreich]

Granted. You climb a small rock about 2 inches high, in your backyard.I wish I would never die.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Everyone else dies. You are forever alone.I wish I had a penny named... hmm... ah, named George.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted... but a penny is not very talkative. You remain lonely. And everyone thinks you're crazy for having a penny named George. Then your penny ends up as a sideshow. The poor thing.I wish for world peace.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted, but everyone smiles too much.i wish for a genie

[toatali]

Granted, but you only get -1 wishes.I wish I had a pet Pokemon

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You get a Bidoof.I wish I could corrupt Taka Nuvia's next wish so I can serve her some Carnival justice.

[toatali]

Granted, but you can't come up with a good joke.I wish I could be Death the Kid

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted, youre dead now.I wish i had a straw.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but you drop and lose it.I wish I had Sissel's ghost tricks.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted, but you can't come up with a good joke.

... The horror... ;-;Anyway, granted, but you turn into a ghost. This happens through the process photosynthesis for some reason. Anyway, you can no longer communicate with anyone outside of flickering candles and making bumps in the night. Eventually the Ghost Busters arrive, but they can't detect you, so they just ignore you the same way everyone else does. You are forever alone as your fellow ghosts snub you because of your glowing red nose. I wish Phoenix Wright: Carnival Justice was an actual game. XD

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you are unable to enjoy it, because your Carnival schedule is super busy and keeps your from playing any games.I wish I were a medieval minstrel.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You are the main attraction at the Renaissance Fair. Unfortunately, the fair is pretty awful as the only form of entertainment is an out-of-tune minstrel singing pop culture music such as "Friday" and Justin Bieber. The fair is therefore quarantined as fans break out with the Bieber Fever. I wish... I had heat vision! 8D

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it doesn't turn out to be as spectacular as you thought it would be. Somehow, a secret organisation hears about your skills, so you get kidnapped, and they want you to work for them and their illegal projects. You refuse to do so, so sadly you get killed. They then dissect you, but sadly don't find out how you got your awesome skills.I wish you came back as a ghost. _{Edit: fixed a typo.}

Edited March 5, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I hover over your head for eternity and pester you about the littlest of things. "Oooh, you're making a comic! Haha, that mask looks funny! Why's the mask so funny? Huh? Huh? Taka? Taka, why's the mask so funny?" and other antics of the sort. XDEdit: And after I remember Ocarina of Time, I'd totally be Navi. "Hey! Hey! Listen! Watch out! Hello?"I wish I had a sombrero.

Edited March 5, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But you do know that a ghost with a sombrero is a rather ridiculous sight, right? So everytime I see you, I burst into laughter (I try my best not to, I swear!)...I wish my hair was more voluminous than it is now.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Have you ever seen Tangled, by any chance? Why?Oh, no reason. Anyway, your hair is very high maintenance. XDI wish I still had my heat vision even as a ghost. ^^

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But everytime you see something that is of a higher temperature than the surroundings, it reminds you how everything around you is alive (yes, that toaster too ), and it reminds you that you are no onger a part of the living world, which is saaaaaaad. :[i wish I could fuse your ghost/spirit with a robot.

Edited March 5, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I am secretly plotting the end of man. Unfortunately, due to my small size, it proves to be a problem. However I have fun with my new gadgets; namely my chainsaw. Your house suffers. Also, the toaster and I play poker at night and keep you up with our antics. XPI wish I had lazers. 8D

Edited March 5, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but since they should be effective, they are rather big, and heavy, therefore they look a bit silly on your tiny frame. You also fall over a lot. But hey, endless possibilities with these, right? 8DI wish I could get away from you before you try out these lazers.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You flee for Canada. Unfortunately, I have terrible aim (due to my lack of balance) and fire the lazer at Canada. By sheer luck, it lands right next to you. You sleep with one eye open to this day as the experience was too close for comfort.I wish I had a moose. ^^

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You now have a moose. It is a lot faster and bigger than you, so you decide to use it as a method of transportation. It all goes well, until you fall off its back, and land in a puddle. All that water is not good for a tiny robot... your chainsaw gets a bit rusty, but somehow you make it out alive.I wish there was a carnival in Canada.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The Carnival has no food, however. You starve, but at least the acts are decent.(Is it sad I actually wanted the moose for transportation in the first place? XD)I wish my moose could fly!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, your moose can now fly. When it takes off, you don't fall off, for this time you're clever enough to hold on to it. Your mosse flies higher and higher, into the sky, then it leaves the atmosphere. It can't breathe anymore... it dies. That's sad. :(You are now floating around in earth-orbit.I wish you got a flying zombie moose instead.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. It's flesh rots away as it reaches the orbit.I wish to trade my Manaphy for a Movie 14 Zekrom.

Edited March 5, 2012 by Anon: Toa of Sci-Fi

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. However, you just traded a legit shiny manaphy for a non-shiny pokemon. You feel deep shame after said trade is completed. I wish I could explore the universe on my zombie moose. ^^

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the aliens on one planet are really disturbed and offended by your zombie moose. When you refuse to leave it outside, they destroy it. To ensure that you can travel on, you get a tiny rocket instead.I wish I could do magic tricks.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You can sit and speak. The magic portion is that everytime you sit down or speak, everyone around you turns into a dog. You must choose; be comfortable and polite or to forever stand and snub everyone? D=I wish I had a pokemon. ^^

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. It's a Snivy, and because you disrespect it so much, it runs off.I wish to undo the destruction of the zombie moose.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but its attacks are lame and you lose every fight. Ninja'd D:Granted. It's still somewhere in outer space, though. :/I wish I could no longer do magic tricks

Edited March 5, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You wish for this while you are sitting, so everyone is still a dog with no way to turn them back. They begin to beg for treats at your legs and always kick up your arm so you'll drop your fork whenever you're eating food. I wish I could be a ninja... a space ninja! 8D

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You now ninja around in your rocket. Must be fun...I wish all ninjas would turn to stone

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I turn into Golurk (best corruption ever XD).I wish I knew earthquake so I could use it here in deep space (seems legit).

[Taka Nuvia]

-granted... but for an earthquake you need something to quake. Unless you land on a planet, it doesn't make much sense...I wish for eternal youth.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You are forever a toddler. You try to live life normally, but nobody takes you seriously. Everyone speaks to you in a cutesy voice and pinch your cheeks upon greeting saying "Isn't she just the cutest thing?!" You must always have a parental guardian present and you cannot view anything above a G rating. Have fun with that.I wish I had a disco dance floor in my room.