The Swimming Beard Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they are bad ones.I wish for a space shuttle. Edited April 12, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 It's only a toy. Good luck fitting inside.I wish I could write romance that doesn't end in one of the two dying. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted. They both die.I wish I had a dental drill. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted. But you get bored and use it to drill into you own head.I wish i had a LightSword. Quote "I don't fight crime because I want fame and glory. I do it because there are villains who are to powerful for regular police to handle"- Batman 92% of bzpower don't like smooth jazz. If you are part of the 8% who feel sorry for those who don't, copy this and paste it to your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 It is literally that. A light sword. It's essentially a torch. It can do no damage.I wish for a bag of crisps. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but htey are so crispy, they crumble when you try to eat them.I wish I had equipment for brain surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but you don't know how to use it and end up making all your patients obsessed with their shoes.I wish posts would count in COT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but then the forums go offline for three years.I wish I had Matt Smith's autograph. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they are not very intelligent and can only count to 4.Ninja'd.Granted, but it catches on fire.I wish The Lorax would pop out of a tree and say "Hi". Edited April 13, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 He dissapears right after he says Hi.I wish for an endless supply and knowledge of magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but your brain explodes from knowledge overload.I wish someone would play in the bzp mario kart 7 community. Seriously, no one is ever on there. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakann the Delirious Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but everyone joins at once and there's never room for you.I wish I had the ability to digest rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but you gain so much weight, you cannot move. I wish I had a pet Lorax. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Granted unfortunately an animal rights group comes and confiscates him. Hey he has rights too.I wish I could go back in time and slap a hippie. Edited April 13, 2012 by Scanty Demon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but he slaps you back. I wish The Lorax didn't have rights and was my pet again. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. Animal control takes him away because they think you're not doing a good job.I wish you would stop wishing about the Lorax. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted,but he gets angry. I wish the Lorax stopped being angry. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, because he died, and he can't be angry when not conscious.I wish the Ignika wouldn't curse me if I touched it, or kill me if I used it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. However, it does teleport you to another dimension filled with poisonous mushrooms.I wish the Ignika would work properly. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but it's definition of working properly is just sitting there doing nothing.I wish I could perform open heart surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but you're not very good at it, and your patient dies :/I wish I could have pointed fingernails but would not scratch myself accidentally all the time Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but they break off.I wish I could perform open liver surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, and guess what, your patient even survives it. However, you forgot to take out some of the sponges. Somehow the patient finds out and you get sued...I wish I could come up with the most creative wishes Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Done. But then this topic gets closed down and banned so you have nowhere to post them.I wish I were able to control people's minds. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but now life is quite boring because nobody surprises you anymore.I wish I could see the future Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. Since you can see the future you become a slave to the timeline and are unable to make any more choices for yourself as everything you see is inevitable and you have to follow it, so you live out the rest of your life as a shell.I wish for the perfect cup of coffee. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally knock it over. :(I wish it were easier to come up with long, interesting and original corruptions in a short amount of time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. However, since everyone can now come up with a great corruption in a matter of moments, this topic turns into a ninja-fest, where everyone is ninja'd by 10 or more posts and nothing makes sense anymore.I wish to record and release an album. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but then it gets pirated so you make no money, since everyone prefers downloading it illegally.I wish I were a Ninja! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. However, the military soon learn of your exceptional talents and you are forced to either work for them for the rest of your life or become hunted by them.I wish I had a supercomputer as my PC. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Granted, but sadly your supercomputer is incapable of playing online videos.I wish I was BatmanEdit: forgot the site gets filtered >< Edited April 13, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but you are arrested for superhero impersonation.I wish I could perform open stomach surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but the WHO hears about you and your operations, and you get arrested for illegal surgeries.I wish I had superpowers Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but they are super lame superpowers.I wish I could perform open lung surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but since you are still in prison, you find nobody who actually needs that surgery.I wish I had a cursed necklace Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but it turns you to stone.I wish I were out of prison and could perform surgery again. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Granted. It curses you.Ninjas!Granted. However, you get thrown back in prison for escaping and pretending to be a doctor.I wish you didn't have a cursed necklace. Edited April 13, 2012 by BZCoolness Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted. Now I have a cursed armour and get stuck in it forever. Good that I'm immortal, too. xDI wish I could get out of that armour. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but it takes three days.I wish I were out of prison and could perform surgery again an could not be thrown back into prison. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted but you are no longer a licensed surgeon so you are forced into a job performing plastice surgery for super villians.I wish I had a license to kill. Quote "I don't fight crime because I want fame and glory. I do it because there are villains who are to powerful for regular police to handle"- Batman 92% of bzpower don't like smooth jazz. If you are part of the 8% who feel sorry for those who don't, copy this and paste it to your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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