The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but now they hate it and murder you in an angry mobI wish I was awesome

[Protodite Karzahni]

Every non-awesome person hunts you down out of jealousy.I wish I could compose glorious music.

Edited April 15, 2012 by The Wretched Automaton

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Yes, but unfortunately your life is similar to Vincent Van Goph.You die alone from suicide.Only now we find out your music's good, but Adele signs them and you are forgotten.Plus they never knew the artist.Ooops.I wish I was my avatar

Edited April 15, 2012 by Matoro --- Preston=Xd

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. youre forever trapped in a small white box.I wish i had an Identity disk.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are stuck in a computer.I wish I had a pet lion that was totally safe to me.

[Miku Hatsune]

It gets eaten by a viperwolf.I wish for a blanket.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, it is on fire.I wish for a spinny mask next to my proto bar.

[Miku Hatsune]

Your bar now is masked and is spinning.I wish for a nonflammable pillow.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Your wish is granted, so you receive a soaking wet pillow that can never dry out.I wish I had a twin.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but he is an evil twin.I wish for you to go take a look at my MOC X-549 in Bbc.

[Parazan]

Granted, but I end up posting in it and a moderator closes it because I revived it.I wish I was a Timelord.

[JiMing]

Granted. Someone keeps killing you every single time you respawn.I wish for the world and everyone on it to explode.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are on a trip to Mars, and get lonely.I wish more people knew the difference between Smoooth Jazz and regular jazz.

[JiMing]

Granted. They feel stupid and cry for the rest of their lives.I wish that a samurai would kill the ninjas in this topic!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but we are all killed for being ninja'd as well.I wish people would be banned for using improper grammar on bzp.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but that moment is PRECISELY when you make a typo. I wish NASA would release ALL the data they have to the public. (Pictures of other planets WOO!)

[Soran]

Granted but all the data released includes all information on password codes of satellites and secret projects, which other countries use for their own benefit and greed, and eventually it all leads to nuclear warfare.I wish I didn't drop the coconut.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, the coconut dropped you.I wish businesses weren't corrupt.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, there are no more business. They can't be corrupt if they don't exist.I wish I had the largest telescope in the world.

[Terminus]

Granted. The lenses are broken, and they will cost millions of dollars to fix.I wish for a bacon tree.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but all the fatties eat you and chop it down for examination for more Bacon.Oh and you waste your life befriending your tree and commit suicde when it's gone.I wish I was like my avatar, but not trapped in a white box

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you are now trapped in a black box.I wish I had a unicorn

[Terminus]

Granted. You're trapped in a grey outline. Ninja'dGranted. I uses it's horn to stab you.I wish my computer was faster.

Edited April 16, 2012 by Terminus

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, it is so fast that it runs away from you.I wish for the largest telescope in the world.(And no, the lenses being broken doesn't count as corruption, since the world's largest telescope uses mirrors.)

Edited April 16, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But the sunb now shines 24/7 making it impossible to use your telescope without damaging your eyes.I wish I had a pet batman

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but he is confiscated by animal control.I wish for the same telescope, and for the sun not to shine 24 hours a day.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now you go blind. :/I wish I had the best idea EVER

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is stolen.I wish I had that telescope, wasn't blind, and the sun wouldn't shine 24/7.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now some rowdys come and vandalize your telescopeI wish for a black pencil

[The Swimming Beard]

I wish for that telescope, to not be blind, for it to be protected against rowdys and anything else, and for the sun to not shine 24/7.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget that you have that telescope.I wish I had a pet alien

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but he escapes.I wish for that telescope, to not be blind, for it to be protected against rowdys and anything else, and for the sun to not shine 24/7 and to not get amnesia.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and you discover an alien planet. When the aliens hear about this, they come and kill you.I wish I could transfer my mind into a computer

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is stuck there.I wish for a plate of perfectly cooked grass.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it tastes horrible.I wish I could take over BZPower's server. (which would be easy, seeing as my mind is now part of a computer xD)

Edited April 16, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it overloads your brain.I wish for that telescope, to not be blind, for it to be protected against rowdys and anything else, and for the sun to not shine 24/7, not to get amnesia, and not for aliens to come and kill me.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but I blew up the northern hemisphere from your post in another game about Pokemon.Your miserable life has ended.I wish I was an immortal Priminister of the worldNinja'd!Granted, but you bought it from eBay and you're totally ripped off.IT's a Barbie telescope.

Edited April 16, 2012 by Matoro --- Preston=Xd

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you blew up the Northern Hemisphere, so you only rule half the world.I wish for that telescope, to not be blind, for it to be protected against rowdys and anything else, for the sun to not shine 24/7, not to get amnesia, and not for aliens to come and kill me.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

It's a BARBIE TELESCOPE AND IT BREAKS WHEN YOU TRY TO USE ITI wish I was ruler of the universe and anything else.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now you're bored since all the stars suddenly disappeared.Granted, but what you did not know is that there are so many things you have to keep in mind when mainng a decision that it's nowhere nearly as fun as you'd expected it to be.I wish for a neverending lucid dream

Edited April 16, 2012 by Taka Nuvia