The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it will be the last season.I wish I knew what to do

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You do, but you'll never do it.I wish life was like a hurricane, here in Duckberg. With race cars and lazers that (in my honest opiono) are quite insane, it'd be a duck blur. I'd solve a mystery, or rewrite history.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it get rather boring after a while.I wish girls were not supposed to be so girly

[Voxumo]

granted but the male and female gender roles are switched and many find it difficult to cope and adjust too causing many cases of suicide/assisted murderI wish that i could know the answer to why the history books are written by the winners even now when we know that much can be learned from the losing sides,

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you now know the answer, and it's actually rather simple. Sadly it's so simple that nobody believes you.I wish I had an incredible singing voice

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. But very few people hear it because you don't get far in the music industry as that's not what people want to hear anymore.I wish for a really good cookie.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's not the best cookie in the worldI wish I had the ability to tell if someone is lying or not when looking at written text

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. However, you find out horrible truths that crush your heart.I wish I could write really good and witty poetry.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but people ar eno longer interested in poems. They're like, so Victorian.I wish I were more mature

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. You're now so mature that you never have fun. Ever.I wish rock 'n' roll was as popular as it was in the 60s and 70s.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but then the music industry ruins it.I wish people weren't so judgemental

[Soran]

Granted. Judges no longer exist and all criminals are set free to wreck havoc.I wish I had some soup.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You get some zombie soup... it's... delicious? O.oI wish I could draw faster x3

[Vandenreich]

Granted, but you draw so fast it rips the paper every time.I wish I had a witty comment.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's not witty enoughI wish I had never been introduced to Creature Feature ><

[Vandenreich]

Granted, but without it you feel miserable and depressed you then take your own poor life due to not having Creature Feature.I wish I didnt lose my coat.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you lose your hat instead.I wish for a Nui-Rama swarm that cannot destroy anything that anyone cares about.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, so they go ahead and destroy the things nobody cares about. ^^I wish I were a necromancer

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you explode.I wish for a Nui-Rama swarm that cannot destroy anything.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it explodesI wish I could control my necromancer powers without exploding

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you disintegrate instead.I wish for a Nui Rama swarm that cannot destroy anything and cannot explode.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now it drowns itself in the seaI wish I were a mighty magician

[Vandenreich]

Granted,But you Explo- Screw that nothing happens you live a happy life as a Magician but you die young from a Spider bite. I wish I was a master of Spider-Fu

Edited April 22, 2012 by Deltus

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you forget how.I wish for a Nui Rama swarm that cannot destroy anything, cannot explode, and cannot die in any way. Also, they must obey my every command.

[Vandenreich]

Granted. They kill you because you forgot to mention that :3I wish Lego Spiderman came back

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but the sets are terrible.I wish for a Nui-Rama swarm with all the qualities stated above, and they cannot kill me.

[Vandenreich]

Granted, But Batman Kills them and you because he's BatmanTPBM Was born In the 90's

[The Swimming Beard]

Yes.I wish for a Nui-Rama swarm with all the qualities stated above, and they cannot kill me, or be killed by Batman.

[Vandenreich]

Not Granted, For you see Billy Mays kills you .I wish I had vast wisdom and charisma.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you forget.I wish I knew what CUUSOO meant.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. However, you quickly forget.I wish Fake Cadance would appear more in MLP.

[Vandenreich]

Granted but WWIII breaks out.I wish for world peace.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it last 3 seconds.I wish for a submarine.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's shot while you're in it. Worse, a country mistakes it for another country's, and World War 3 begins, and...Yep. I wish MLP would return to its popularity from before the new show started. (It was once a small thumbtack poking me every now and then, when a commercial aired. Now it threatens to defile EVERY LAST SITE IN EXISTENCE.)

[Soran]

Granted, but it soon rises to popularity again in a shorter period of time.I wish I could think of a wish that will eventually be corrupt and would be pointless to be wished for.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but you don't get the chance to wish for it. I wish I could make good, accurate cloud sculptures by thinking about them, but only when I wanted to.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but since oyu get exactly what you wished for, a corruption making your wish pointless, which is the POINT of this topic, you create a paradoxon that destroys both TIME and SPACE. Now everyone is doomed to float around in between MAYBE and ALWAYS and NEVER forever. Yay for your wish.Ninja'd D=Granted, but you cause plane crashes and interrupt the satellite networks. When the government finds out, you're in trouble... and don't think they'll ever stop experimenting with you. ^^I wish I were a math genius

Edited April 23, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but you become little more than a babbling, bumbling baboon in all other areas, because your intelligence in everything else was transferred to math.I wish I had good grades.

[Hexann]

Grated but, your grades get so good the government extracts you brain and uses its intellegence for it's own use.I wish I could skip a day of school.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, it's the day with no work and a field trip to a Bionicle-filled toy store all expenses paid including the toys themselves.(MUAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO EVIL...)I wish I could control fire.