The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Akamai921]

Granted; you can now see the world in either 2D or 3D. Cool.I wish for pizza. Because pizza.

[Taka Nuvia]

I'm not sure if a frog pizza was what you wanted, but hey, it's PIZZA x3I wish I had the answer to everything

[Vandenreich]

Granted, You can now switch to 2D and 1D at will.I wish I could see the end of humanity and live.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It involves being sucked into a black hole, so you do get to see it happen... right before you're sucked in.I wish you hadn't been sucked in.

[Scanty Demon]

Granted now instead of being sucked in he is abducted by aliens. Not friendly aliens who are probably psychopathic.I wish those aliens weren't psychopathic

[JiMing]

Granted, but now another group of aliens who are psychopathic comes and captures himI wish any alien wasn't psychopathic.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. Now, the aliens are captured by psychotic baboons.I wish baboons weren't psychotic.

[Vandenreich]

Granted, they are just insane now.I wish that all that stuff never happened to me.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, because you fell into a black hole right before these things were supposed to happen ^^I wish I were a monster with tentacles for arms

[BZCoolness]

Granted. You get tentacles for arms, a monstrous look, the ability to breathe fire and shoot lasers from your eyes, and also sucked into the black hole. =PI wish I hadn't wished for that black hole.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you wished for something worse.I wish I had a working TARDIS.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It's two inches tall and so you can't fit inside. (Aren't you glad I didn't have it sucked into a black hole? )I wish your TARDIS was bigger.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you dont like itI wish I was a boss

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but everyone hates you.I wish I had a full size, working TARDIS.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but it's so big that it fills your house and it explodes.I wish I was posting in TPBM

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is boring.I wish I had a working, actual size TARDIS.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but it stops working.I wish I had a corrupted wish so I can un-corrupt it so someone can re-corrupt it

[Protoss General]

Granted, consider it recorrupted.I wish I had enough college credits to graduate college via AP courses and concurrent enrollment without actually going to college. ~PG~

Edited May 6, 2012 by Protoss General

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you lose it in a fight :PI wish I was a dumb

[Protoss General]

Granted: you have all my college courses, but in a degree you don't want.I wish I could play Call of Cthulhu.

Edited May 6, 2012 by Protoss General

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you lose.I wish I was someon anywhere

[Hexann]

Granted but, I can not understand what you mean so I throw you out the window.I wish I had a lizard.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but an eagle eats itI wish I was a turtleneck

[Miku Hatsune]

You get rejected from the factory and recycled.I wish i had a laptop.

[Protoss General]

Granted, but it's a Linux.I wish they'd make a second season of Firefly.

Edited May 7, 2012 by Protoss General

[Miku Hatsune]

It sucks.I wish i had 2-toned skin!

[BZCoolness]

Granted. You now have two-toned skin, but it's so hideous that you have to wear a hood and long sleeve clothing wherever you go, and you are publicly ridiculed for the rest of your life.I wish I could find an awesome image of Queen Chrysalis that fit all the requirements for a banner on BZP.

[JiMing]

Granted, the bronies are all so jealous of it that they expel you from the brony fandom forever.i wish for an epic party to celebrate The Corrupt-a-Wish Game's hundredth page!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but no one comes.I wish they hadn't replaced the Ninth Doctor in Doctor Who.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but the Ninth Doctor becomes a stale character two days after the wish.I wish I could make animations just by willing it and focusing.

[Hexann]

Granted but, you focus so much that when you done it's the year of 1,000,000,000,000,000,999,890,098,023I wish my frog was still alive.

[Vandenreich]

Granted, however it is a poisonous Dart frog though.I wish Bruce Lee lives again

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but then he gets bitten by a zombie, and becomes a zombie too. Undead sadly isn't really that alive...I wish I had no more headaches. NEVER EVER.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted. Instead, you get another sickness all the time.I wish I cold see into the future without going insane.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you can only see 1 millisecond into the future.I wish I could know everything without going insane.

[Vandenreich]

Granted however since you ninjad me I hunt you down hit you on the head and you contract amnesia.I wish I spoke fluent Japanesse

Edited May 7, 2012 by Deltus

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you learn only after the Japanese language is no longer spoken.I wish I knew why he was so tasteful.

[Vandenreich]

Granted you solve the greatest enigma of the universe. How ever a scientist from a distant planet is jealous he kills you.I wish I Could walk into modor.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Yes, but the universe explodes.

I wish for bubble gum.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Protodite Karzahni]

It's so sticky, once you touch it, you can never get it off of your hand. Then, everything you touch afterwards, you can never let go of, as the gum just sticks right to it.I wish I had a PS Vita.