The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they all lead into a black hole D=I wish I knew everything about everyone >=D

[Protodite Karzahni]

Enjoy insanity as your head overloads with information! =DI wish I could play the piano.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you can't play it very well.I wish I could turn into a life form made of pure energy

[Protodite Karzahni]

Given pure energy isn't a thing, you become a non-existant being. You are also the fuel source for shoop da whoops.I wish I had a steampunk guitar. (Curse my friend for alerting me to their existance!)

[Axilus Prime]

EDIT: Granted, but it's dysfunctional.I wish I was a Toa of Fire.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Tahu Nuva Golden

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. What you didn't know is that you now catch a cold easily. A-choooo!I wish I had some awesome boots.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, they're so awesome that the government takes them for "national security".I wish I could control the Vahi.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Tahu Nuva Golden

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you can only move backwards or forwards in time for about 2 minutes.I wish I had eyes like the ones in my banner

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but they drive everyone insane. I wish I could turn insane people sane.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but they go crazy again.I wish for a perfectly cooked, perfectly sized cheeseburger on a fresh bun.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's not for you, it's for the person sitting right next to you.I wish I were ambidextrous.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but both arms are now weaker than your normally weak arm.I wish for the cheeseburger in my last wish, and I must be able to eat it.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but just when you want to take a bite, you realize that the burger is a lie.I wish for a mystery!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but the mystery is where your sock is, thus rendering you with one sock only.I wish for a fighter jet.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you are not allowed to fly it.I wish for huge bat wings

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. They are so big, they crush you with their weight.I wish for the perfect cheeseburger and I must be hungry and eat it.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You get ery very sick afterwards.I wish I were a mermaid

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you can't breathe underwater, causing you to flop aruond on land for the rest of your life.I wish for you to copy and paste my signature.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but I edit it back to my old one, so fast you didn't even see the change.I wish not to get ninja'd anymore

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but the ninjas get angry and take revenge.I wish for you to look at my MOC in Bbc.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted, however the topic is closed because the MOC pictures were deleted from their host image site due to a glitch in the program that only had an effect on your account so nobody can comment. I wish my alter ego was real (oh dear sweet Mata Nui, what have I done? D= )

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it gets killed.I wish for a birthday cake!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, it now continuously pesters you, leaving you now free minuteGranted, but it's a lie!I wish I could meet one of my alter-egos

Edited April 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it slaps you.I wish for a bulldozer.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's out of order.I wish I had X-Ray vision

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you go blind.I wish I had a working bulldozer.

[Protodite Karzahni]

It gets delivered into your house. Literally, into your house. Because it is a bulldozer.I wish the Go Compare guy would disappear from the telly. Good lord, he annoys me.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but, without a job, he comes to live in your house instead.I wish I had an unlimited supply of concrete.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. There is concrete everywhere - on the floor, on the walls, in your bed, under your pillow... and it's getting more and moreI wish I could change the world

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. you change it for worse.I wish for an unlimited supply of used tires.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, they crush you.I wish this sentence was false.p.s. (that would make a paradox)

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. The universe explodes.I wish for an explanation for paradoxes.

[Klak]

You do. That does not guarantee that your mind can understand it though. I wish he would understand paradoxes!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but my mind explodes.I wish I had a monster truck.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but it's not working at all.I wish I had an awesome shield.

[Pantera]

Nuparu will not grant you his.Answer this for me:Wanna tell you about the girl I loveMy she looks so fineShe's the only one that I been dreamin' ofMaybe someday she will be all mineI wanna tell her that I love her soAnd thrill her with my every touchI WISH to tell her she's the only one I really love.Sorry, had to do somethin' Zeppelin!

Edited April 15, 2012 by Pantera

[BZCoolness]

Granted. Unfortunately, just because it looks awesome doesn't mean it is; your shield falls apart as soon as you pick it up.Dang it ninjas! Why must you show up at inconvenient times?Granted, but you try to buy it for her, and she informs you that you "Can't buy me love!" (see what I did there? Another song reference!)I wish My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was more popular.

Edited April 15, 2012 by BZCoolness

[Pantera]

Not Granted because I NINJA'D you! Sorry.I wish I wasn't always angry at everybody for being dumb for no reason.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Pantera

[JiMing]

Granted. However, the haters get angry, and kill many people in their mission to exterminate all bronies.Granted. Everyone is angry at you for being dumb for no reason instead.I wish that fishes were huge

Edited April 15, 2012 by Belonephobia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are angry at them for being dumb for a reason. Ninja'd. Granted, but they maim them instead.I wish I had a working monster truck.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz