Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Granted. The miracle of the cactus is that it loves giving hugs. It will never stop hugging you. Also its needles are extra pointy (it comes with the miracle).I wish I had a self destruct button for something! =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Granted. It's for you.I wish that Hapori Tohu was an actual person. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 granted. the first thing he does is kill you.i wish for all the money in the world Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Granted. Since you have all the money, the various world governments rob you. You no longer have any money.I wish that I had 6 fingers on each hand. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Granted. However, your hands become paralyzed.I wish I had a clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Novu Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Congratulations! You are now trapped inside a Grandfather clock with no way out. Hope someone finds you soon.I wish I was in a band. Quote So take my hand, Now you'll never be lonely, Not when I'm home, sweet homeI see your star, you left it burning for meMother, I'm here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) Granted. but your band members don't like you and they kick you out. I wish I could write better stories. Edited January 8, 2012 by FrozenFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Novu Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 You become really famous with your amazing books! However, one fan becomes furious at you for killing of a character and holds you hostage until you agree to bring the character back.I wish I had some chocolate. Quote So take my hand, Now you'll never be lonely, Not when I'm home, sweet homeI see your star, you left it burning for meMother, I'm here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You get all the chocolate in the world forced into you, causing you to explode.I wish I would die. (Try corrupting this one.) Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korkoa Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 You die. And then you come back to life and die again. And again. And again. An endless cycle of death and rebirth, each death becoming more horrific and painful than the last until you finally go mad. And it still doesn't end. Ever.I wish I was a pony living in Equestria. Quote "Quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Your grace." "I know that one. 'Who watches the Watchmen?' Me, Mr. Pessimal." "Ah, but who watches you, your grace?" "I do that too. All the time." If anyone would be interested in co-hosting a Discworld-themed RPG for OTC, please PM me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 ^^So I become Captain Jack Harkness?Wish granted. You cannot move because you are not used to being a pony.I wish I could control the fabric of the universe. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Wish granted. You become a textiles tycoon.I wish for a lightbulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Novu Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 You find it broken and embed in your bike tire.I wish I could sleep forever. Quote So take my hand, Now you'll never be lonely, Not when I'm home, sweet homeI see your star, you left it burning for meMother, I'm here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You're sleeping forever because you're in a coma.I wish I could build something useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted; you build a toothpick.I wish Battlefield players weren't so terribly bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted, they're worse.I wish I had an Xbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You get the original XBOX, not the 360, which you were probably thinking of.I wish I had the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windblazer Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted, but it's got a copy of Action 52 permanently wedged in it, preventing playability of any decent games.I wish I had some chocolate. Quote ∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You get a massive block of it, which crushes your house along with you.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. This cheeseburger matches your specifics completely. However, since you did not specify how you wanted the meat cooked, it is burnt to a crisp and is completely unedible.I wish for a portable heater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. It is faulty and explodes.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted, you get the perfect cheeseburger. However, it has been poisoned and it kills you.I wish for duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You are rendered immobile by it.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. It must also have no harmful effects. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You get your perfect cheseburger, which is perfectly safe to eat, on a stale bun, which is as hard as a rock.I wish for a rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You hang yourself with it.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. It must also have no harmful effects. The bun must also be made out of fresh bread, and must be soft and crunchy at the same time. There must also not be any living beings in it. It also must be perfectly clean. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. Your butler walkes in with the king of all cheeseburgers on a silver platter. You take one bite of the cheeseburger, relishing in the deliciousness, but then the butler kills you for your cheeseburger and walks off eating the rest of it.I wish for a giant robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 (edited) Granted. Sadly, you get an incredibly useless and old Mobile Suit, which blows up once you enter.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. It must also have no harmful effects. The bun must also be made out of fresh bread, and must be soft and crunchy at the same time. There must also not be any living beings in it. It also must be perfectly clean. I must also have enough time to finish eating the cheeseburger. I must also be able to eat the cheeseburger and go on with my life without any interference. Edited January 9, 2012 by Hubert: Crimson Lord Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Novu Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Congratulations! You just ate the best mealworm-patty burger known to man! I'm sure it was delicious.I wish I had a better paying job. Quote So take my hand, Now you'll never be lonely, Not when I'm home, sweet homeI see your star, you left it burning for meMother, I'm here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. You get fired two seconds later.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. It must also have no harmful effects. The bun must also be made out of fresh bread, and must be soft and crunchy at the same time. There must also not be any living beings in it. It also must be perfectly clean. I must also have enough time to finish eating the cheeseburger. I must also be able to eat the cheeseburger and go on with my life without any interference. There also must have no mealworms or any other living creatures in it. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted; the ingredients of your burger are all prepared perfectly fresh; the height and width are to your standards; the bread is fresh and delicious; besides the obvious microorganisms that exist within everything, there is nothing living within your burger; it is almost spooky how clean it is; you have all the time you will ever need to finish this flawless cheeseburger; and once you eat it, your life goes on without interference.Finally, the burger itself has no harmful effects; it's a shame that the small bomb the chef hid inside does. Luckily, your life does go on without interference; no one has interfered with the fact you are living, just that you likely don't have a jaw anymore.I wish for this man's exact same burger and the standards he applied to it, and in addition, that the chef- or any other possible saboteur- does not have the ability to harm me through the use of this burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 (edited) granted, but justin beiber comes in, and you lose your appitite.I wish for school to be extinct, and I wish for a wish that won't be currupted Edited January 9, 2012 by thannymanny Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Granted. Instead, you have to go watch Justin Bieber videos and concerts eight hours a day.And the world explodes due to paradox.I wish that we would stop causing paradoxes. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted, but then my Rahkshi kill you for the paradox. I wish things could work out for my friend, whose having major problems at home. And for a cheeseburger, plain.....~Ro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted. But the cheeseburger gives you diarrhea. Yuck.I wish that I had another slice of pizza. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windblazer Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 This slice of pizza happens to have been imported from Soviet Russia, and eats you instead.I wish I would do something productive with my life. Quote ∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted. You kill people and become infamous.I wish I had a single cheeseburger with quality cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh tomatoes and fresh onions. It also must be exactly 7 centimetres wide and 3 centimetres tall. It must also be cooked properly and I must actually eat it. It must also have no harmful effects. The bun must also be made out of fresh bread, and must be soft and crunchy at the same time. There must also not be any living beings in it. It also must be perfectly clean. I must also have enough time to finish eating the cheeseburger. I must also be able to eat the cheeseburger and go on with my life without any interference. There also must have no mealworms or any other living creatures in it. There must be no one sabotaging my burger, nor can there be any bombs or any other weapons in it. I will not lose my appetite either, for frankly, Justin Bieber does not make people lose their appetites. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) Granted. The burger gives you terrible indigestion and heartburn.I wish that I could do something amazing that wouldn't kill, maim, disfigure, or otherwise hurt me and/or anything and/or anyone else. Edited January 10, 2012 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted. You become a world-famous astronaut, however a mission goes wrong and you get lost in space.I wish for a soft pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted. It sponteneously combusts.I wish for a hot dog with ketchup. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Granted, but you don't like the taste of it. I wish for a box of blank DVDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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