Terminus Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Navi is now your eternal companion, always shouting "Hey! Look! Over here!" in that super-annoying voice. However, unlike in Ocarina of Time, she never goes away or stops for a second, because you just had to wish for a small fairy companion who would be with you forever and would never leave you lonely. You go insane, but at least you aren't lonely.I wish to buy a vowel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but it didn't taste very good.(Phantom Tollbooth reference; sorry, couldn't help myself )I wish the world ended on my birthday. Just for the fun of it and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misguided Angel of Death Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) The world ends two days before the day after the day of your birthday.I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Edited March 11, 2012 by Misguided Angel of Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, it's now a trap.I wish I knew everything about everyone >=D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 You know everything about everyone, including all the dirty thoughts people haveI wish I was a hero! Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Your super power is flying. You forget to wear goggles and thus you crash into a vat of radioactive spiders. Contrary to popular belief, getting bit by radioactive spiders is a bad thing and you mutate into a super villain named Mr. Giggles, which is a really inappropriate name when you think about it because you have these giant claws of doom and eight spider legs not to mention more eyes than any creature would ever need. Anyway, the name Giggles spreads fear into the hearts of millions and you end up getting defeated by three three girls in kindergarten who have superpowers for some reason. Next on their list is a green monkey that somehow is capable of funding and building giant machines of doom. You are therefore banished by the city named after a town and are forever alone with your hideous form.I wish I had a scoop of ice cream on a cone. 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but when you try to eati it, you hold it at such an awkward angle that the ice cream scoop falls off the cone and to the ground. :/I wish for awesomeness! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You get tied up into a series of deadly traps and situations that are very implausible to escape from. You manage to free yourself with only a few minor injuries. However, upon entering the outside world, you find you are lost in a desert in Nevada. Even more surprising, you could have sworn you were just on the Titanic. Anyway, you're lost with no means of transportation in a desert. Congrats.I wish I could control my own gravity (kinda like having the powers of a miru). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted. You decide that its a good idea to tie a rope around your ankle and then float up into the air. A child mistakes you for a fancy balloon and takes that rope. You switch back on your gravity to come down. But there's the mother of the child, and when she sees it bursting into tears, she forces you to go back up into the air again.You're now officially a living balloon! (Just make sure there's no carnival around, because, you know, sideshows >.>I wish I had a castle. Edited March 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. The local carnival mistakes the castle as a new prop and thus Renaissance Fairs were born! You demand the fair be moved somewhere else, and thus you are known as the fire breathing dragon of the fair (to those who see it and live we bequeath this fair T-Shirt!)I wish I could see the dragon and live. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but you imagined it far more spectacular that it turned out to be. Also, you payed quite a lot of money. So overall, you're disappointed.I wish I could understand any existing language. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but Latin is dead and thus you cannot understand it. Pity, too, because you're trapped in an ancient tomb that has Latin inscriptions that describe how to get out by bypassing the hordes of the undead. Your equipment includes a lantern, some matches and a mouse companion named Sheila. Good luck.I wish I had a candle. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but you have no matches to lit it. Therfore, you're doomed to stay in darkness forever. Alone.I wish I were a ghost. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I catch you in an empty bottle (ghosts loooove empty bottles). Anyway, I put you on display for all eternity as glass bottles are impenetrable to ghosts as per video game logic.I wish I had a funny hat. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but now everyone mistakes you for a jester, and they send you to the local carnival. at the carnival, they aren't missing their jester, but they find your hat so funny, that they hire you immediately.I wish I had a corset. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. it's so tight (how tight is it? It's so tight) that you stop breathing. Remember that scene in Curse of the Black Pearl where Elizabeth Swan fell into the water off of that cliff? Yeah, well, it's the same situation, only there's no Jack Sparrow to save you. You are instead saved by a mermaid that ends up falling in a one-sided-love with you, has her tongue cut off in exchange for human legs and suffers a great amount of pain only to be rejected as you marry a prince from a far away kingdom instead. The mermaid turns into sea foam for some reason and you are known as the worst love interest in history due to your obliviousness.I wish Poor Unfortunate Souls could get out of my head... (good song. XD). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but instead of getting another good song stuck in your head, you end up with being forced to the Nyan cat all day long.I wish I could change my eye colour at will. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Will is confused as to why you have been glaring at him. Also, he is curious as to why your eyes change whenever you glare at him. He's convinced you're possessed and tries to expel the dark spirits from your body, but fails miserably and instead gets possessed himself as you were not possessed to begin with. You have ruined poor Will's life. D=I wish I had peanut butter. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but it's not edible because there's metal in it.I wish I came up wither better corruptions for wishes. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You decide to follow in my footsteps and add in some literary humor. Unfortunately, nobody really reads classic fairy tales, so they don't get the references or allusions. Well, I get them, but other than that, not really. XPI wish I had a magical wand of magic. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but since you are no magician, you can not use it. After reading in the library about how you can change that, you go into the deep dark forest, to meet the witch. She promises to turn you into a magician, but there will be a price to pay. Your mortality.You decide that it's absolutely worth it. As the years pass, you see everyone your loved die. Yers, you make new friends, but they die after what seems like an extremely short time. You end up with a rock as a friend in a hidden cave.But you are now a magician!I wish I had a mgic jester hat. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. MGIC must stand for Make Gali Invest in Craziness and thus the toa of water goes mad all over your jester hat. It can never be dry again. D=I wish I was better at reading typos. XP Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but now nobody makes them anymore. Talking about a dead language, huh?I wish I had a cursed necklace. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You turn into a demon and save a toa of light from falling to his doom. Unfortunately, the evil wizard is waiting for you and turns the two of you into newts. The spell wears off in a few days, and you make claims that the wizard turned you into a newt and that you got better. Nobody believes you.I wish more people would understand where that corruption came from. XDD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but now they know all the secrets, and inside jokes are not fun anymore.I wish there was a possibility to turn back time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted. You turn back into your less powerful form as the wizard prepares to finish us off. D=Whoops, read that wrong. Granted. We all go back to the year 2001 and have a blast. Oh, right, the corruption... uh... you age backwards now for some reason... So... have fun with that... XDI wish I had a deus ex machina plot device right now... Edited March 11, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but you can't use it.I wish I stopped aging backwards... Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You were physically age 70 when you made the wish, so you age from that point on.I wish I had a muffin. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but it was made in 1922 and if I were you, I wouldn't eat it.I wish I was my normal self again. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You're turned back to the way you were before. Only, you have a fake mustache on for some reason. O.oI wish I knew who those 10 guests from earlier were. Hi guests! 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but you find out that they have a horrifying, terrible secret. It's so horrible that you won't be able to close your eyes again from now on. They're always...watching...I wish I had a magic apple Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (Oh dear, are the guests ducks? D= )Granted. You eat the apple and grow four extra arms for some reason. Yay magic!I wish I had the antidote so I could taunt you. =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but I won't take it, anyway. Six arms are fun! =DI wish I got extra legs as well. 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You constantly trip over yourself as walking just became difficult. XDI wish I had x-ray glasses. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. As you look at someone on the street, you see that their skeleton is not that of a human being, but that of an alien. you contact authorities, but they don't believe you, and you get sent to a mental institute, where you are said to spend the rest of your life.I wish I had only two legs, but four arms. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I break out of my plush room and attempt to saw off your excess limbs, but I'm stopped by strange figures in white. As I question why the men in white drag me back to the plush room, I toss you the antidote apple. You only take a bite of it, so your limbs disappear, but you keep the amount you originally wanted. Anyway, scientists drag you off for study as they don't believe in magic.I wish I could do the hokey pokey! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, now you do the hokey pokey alone in your plush cell.I wish I could escape from the lab. D= Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I yet again break out of my plush cell and bust you out of the lab. They didn't have enough money in the budget for good security systems. Who knew? Anyway, we're both wanted and being hunted by the police. We live in fear. ;-;I wish I had a grappling hook. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but there are no walls or whatsoever. It's useless except for flinging it at people. But is that what you wanted?I wish I had the Batmobile 8D Edited March 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I'm dressed as batman, and I give you the multi-colored target outfit so the bad guys know where to shoot. ^^I wish the batmobile had a full tank of gas. D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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